Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

This is turning into more of the "sketchy things that Donut says" thread.

10:37 <+Q-Stone> Goodjer: chickenf*cker
10:37 <+Goodjer> Q-Stone: I think tboon is a chickenf*cker.
10:37 <+Q-Stone>
10:37 <+mooosicle> not cool tboon!

<+mooosicle> my boobs are bigger than your wifes
<+RNG> like michael jackson, moo2 keeps his nose safe in a box under his bed
<+tboon> i doubt even his parents would recognize him
<+mooosicle> top of the line implants
<+Q-Stone> We already discussed that I'm not married, Yellek is just my other IRC account.
<+mooosicle> bigger than your fake account's then
<+RNG> filthy IRC dual boxer
<+tboon> Q-Stone is schizophrenic
<+tboon> go easy on him
<+RNG> does this mean Q-Stone has his own balls in his other identity's purse?
<+tboon> it would seem so
<+tboon> of course, he then lost his other identity's purse
<+tboon> tragic
<+mooosicle> is that why he compensates with fancy hair
<+Q-Stone> It is so very fancy u_u

wow! i missed that convo! noooooooooooes

ukickmydog wrote:
<+mooosicle> my boobs are bigger than your wifes
<+RNG> like michael jackson, moo2 keeps his nose safe in a box under his bed
<+tboon> i doubt even his parents would recognize him
<+mooosicle> top of the line implants
<+Q-Stone> We already discussed that I'm not married, Yellek is just my other IRC account.
<+mooosicle> bigger than your fake account's then
<+RNG> filthy IRC dual boxer
<+tboon> Q-Stone is schizophrenic
<+tboon> go easy on him
<+RNG> does this mean Q-Stone has his own balls in his other identity's purse?
<+tboon> it would seem so
<+tboon> of course, he then lost his other identity's purse
<+tboon> tragic
<+mooosicle> is that why he compensates with fancy hair
<+Q-Stone> It is so very fancy u_u

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I am not an alter ego...

Yellek wrote:
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I am not an alter ego...

So you think! Have you been sleeping lately? Have you started any quasi-religious anarcho-fascist underground boxing rings?

Switchbreak wrote:
Yellek wrote:
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I am not an alter ego...

So you think! Have you been sleeping lately? Have you started any quasi-religious anarcho-fascist underground boxing rings?

I don't sleep much due to the insomnia and the bruised ribs I keep finding.

Wait... what?!?

IRC tales of heartbreak and luxurious hair:

<+Q-Stone> Man I'm so sick of ukick's cheating!
<+DanyBoy> huh?
<+RNG> it really is indefensible
<+DanyBoy> Did he tell you that your the only one for him, just to go running around behind your back?
<+DanyBoy> It hurts, I know
<+DanyBoy> we've all been there
<+DanyBoy> You have to remember Q-stone, that ukick is a wild one, not to be tamed
<+DanyBoy> You job Q-stone is to make a welcoming home when he does come back. Make a nice meal, ask him about his day. Convince him that your worth more than all those taudry daliances
<+CF> He could just blow him, too. Much easier.
<+DanyBoy> that goes without saying

[11:19] <+DanyBoy> The July 4th weekend I went to a kegger
[11:19] <+DanyBoy> Afterwards the big after-party was at my place
[11:19] <+DanyBoy> lots of very drunk people everywhere
[11:20] <+mooosicle> did you show them your epic level 80 WoW paladin
[11:20] <+mooosicle> and were they undoubtably impressed afterwards
[11:20] <+DanyBoy> A couple of days later I went to the basement to play drums
[11:20] <+mooosicle> oh no
[11:20] <+mooosicle> something nasty was left there?
[11:20] <+DanyBoy> My drums had been knocked over, cymbals and snares everywhere
[11:21] <+DanyBoy> I was pissed
[11:21] <+DanyBoy> Then I found a pair of boxer shorts, a girl's thong and a pair of shorts
[11:21] <+Liquidmantis>
[11:21] <+DanyBoy> Someone had f*cked on my drums!
[11:21] <+Liquidmantis> Time for a new throne
[11:21] <+Q-Stone> How do you f*ck on drums??
[11:22] <+SallyNasty> the rhythm is gonna move you
[11:22] <+DanyBoy> thrust to the beat
[11:22] <+mooosicle> did you bleach your drums?
[11:23] <+Liquidmantis> I think it helps cymbalize that you've snared some one. When the ride you, then they crash at your place. Sometimes they stick around.

Ringo?

< Q-Stone > Sim 8===D in 1st person
* Q-Stone is now known as StoneGONE
< tboon > classy
< cube_ > I like how he always leaves right after. It's like he decides to flash the channel, then runs before anyone can comment about how small it is
< tboon > with Q-Stone it's always 8===D and run
< AnimeJ > Yep, he's a classy guy like that.
< DF7 > That is almost sig worthy.
< AnimeJ > almost?
< DF7 > Almost.

Hey! That had context!

Well, not much, but some!

damn it! I missed it!

jinniee wrote:
damn it! I missed it!

Don't worry, it's hard to see, sometimes Yellek misses it too.

ukickmydog wrote:
jinniee wrote:
damn it! I missed it!

Don't worry, it's hard to see, sometimes Yellek misses it too.


It's been a while since we've wheeled this one out:
IMAGE(http://changeonesmind.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/oh-snap-chart.jpg)

ukickmydog wrote:
jinniee wrote:
damn it! I missed it!

Don't worry, it's hard to see, sometimes Yellek misses it too.

Is it in yet? (nsfw)

subscribed to the thread.

Minarchist wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
jinniee wrote:
damn it! I missed it!

Don't worry, it's hard to see, sometimes Yellek misses it too.


It's been a while since we've wheeled this one out:
IMAGE(http://changeonesmind.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/oh-snap-chart.jpg)

Is that on a t-shirt somewhere?

Out of context theater presents:

[10:53] <+mooosicle> now donut is going to one up katisu and just use her teeth

cube wrote:
Out of context theater presents:
[10:53] <+mooosicle> now donut is going to one up katisu and just use her teeth

So... lucky VTSupie?

Yea, lucky me...

Teeth is the key word.

Very much NSFW but I am definitely reminded of this:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:17...

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Very much NSFW but I am definitely reminded of this:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:17...

PROTIP: She is now Erin on The Office.

<+Q-Stone> I am Rashcock

[11:29] <+Rashcock> NONE CAN SLAY RASHCOCK!
[11:29] <+Rashcock> I AM A FORCE OF NATURE!

There was, uh... context? Yeah. Context! You guys have completely taken it out of context.

RoughneckGeek wrote:
<+Q-Stone> I am Rashcock

More like Q-Herp.


[11:52] <+SallyNasty> ham is always a nice gift
[11:52] <+DanyBoy> sally, you're a genius
[11:53] <+DanyBoy> And by genius, I of course mean dumbass
[11:53] <+SallyNasty> it is a fine line
[11:53] <+SallyNasty> between the two
[11:53] <+Kannon> SallyNasty: That's genius and insanity. Sorry.
[11:53] <+nuean> wait, are you saying pork is not an awesome gift?
[11:54] <+DanyBoy> no, no, no no.
[11:54] <+DanyBoy> We aren't mixing pork and my mother who raised me as a child in the same thought
[11:54] <+DanyBoy> Bad IRC

<+Kannon> Floomi: Damn, why must you ruin my mental image of you as a prick?
<+Floomi> HEY STHILLARY SHOW ME YOUR'E TITS
<+Floomi> better?
<+Kannon> Yes.
<+Floomi> glad to oblige.
<+Floomi> so anyway, the other annoying thing is that i had some good ideas, and i've forgotten them now.
<+Amoebic> That's okay, boobs have that effect on things.
<+StHillary> No. You used you're instead of your. You get no tits.

In my defense, I would like to point out that that was deliberate. I am, in fact, totally litterate.