Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

Quintin_Stone wrote:
[furtivespy] goodjer: who is trichy?
[Goodjer] furtivespy: But if you're thinking of trichy. Trichy is like three airplanes in a fursuit.

What the what?!

Your secret is out, aerofurboy.

We're not disappointed in you, just disappointed you felt you had to hide it from us. I mean, we accept Q-Stone! Three airplanes in a fur suit is downright normal by comparison.

My father would never understand... You guys don't get it, he's from a different generation...

Can we change your tag? "Three planes in a fursuit" would make for an excellent tag...

trichy wrote:

My father would never understand... You guys don't get it, he's from a different generation...

We eloped too but to South Beach with a full guest list of like 20 people. They were the same way too but eventually got over it.

[18:12] <+T-Prime> Goodjer Jagermeister
[18:12] <+Goodjer> T-Prime: I am horny hotpants mcsexy.
[18:12] <+T-Prime> 'atta boy

Quintin_Stone wrote:
[furtivespy] goodjer: who is trichy?
[Goodjer] furtivespy: But if you're thinking of trichy. Trichy is like three airplanes in a fursuit.

That one almost cost me a keyboard, monitor, and rest of my drink.

Is there such a thing as a Robot Comedy Awards or something? The channel is too small an audience for this degree of brilliance.

[9:54] <+Slumberland> it's a me
[9:54] <+Slumberland> Slumberlandio
[9:54] <+Slumberland> what's up, OOTP suckbuddy
[9:54] <+Slumberland> WAIT
[9:54] <+Slumberland> that didn't come out like I meant
[9:54] <+CptDomano> LOL

<+Cathadan>GardenNinja: seems like it could be an interesting experiment to take a bot with a fair amount of learned language and set it free to become self-feeding and see what you get after a few hours
<+Cathadan>would it even resemble language at that point?
<+GardenNinja>yeah. might be fun.
<+clover|werk>sounds like Goodjer's evil twin
<+GardenNinja>I keep meaning to write a markov chain. Never written one and it seems like a fun problem.
<+Goodjer>clover|werk, Is that I dislike how inflexible they are supposed to be like nuean's evil twin.
<+clover|werk>Goodjer, show GardenNinja your markov chain
<+Goodjer>clover|werk: Put gardenninja in a part of ordering pizza is our markov? Chain bot.
<+carrot>Goodjer: can you reproduce?
<+Goodjer>carrot: Fear me. I should go ahead and reproduce.
<+carrot>O_O
<+Cathadan>o.o
<+clover|werk>truly it is terrifying
<+LouZiffer>Thanks a LOT, carrot.
<+NSMike>Goodjer: What are you going to use to reproduce?
<+GardenNinja>Goodjer, the new God of War game features Markov Chain Blades
<+Goodjer>NSMike: Make me want to use to reproduce?
<+Goodjer>GardenNinja: God this is our markov? Chain bot achieves optimum performance.
<+carrot>Goodjer: just remember who's your friend
<+GardenNinja>right on
<+Goodjer>carrot: A friend of mine used to keep trying to remember my password?
<+clover|werk>chain bot achieves optimum performance!

Aetus talking to Goodjer about his sex life, with apologies to Mystic Violet, who does not deserve this in any way, shape, or form.

[10:57pm] aetius: Goodjer: how long will it take me to find a willing woman?
[10:57pm] Goodjer: aetius: Are you willing to be impressed I'll get on the woman.
[10:57pm] aetius: Goodjer: I'm ... dubious.
[10:57pm] Goodjer: aetius: Woo with mysticviolet and her autoasphyxiation thing. You're hard to tell how big is your daddy and what else is dubious and vaguely unsettling.
<+NSMike> Goodjer: butt poems
<+Goodjer> NSMike: Butt butt butt what what in the coconut.
<+Goodjer> NSMike: Katisu is the hip-hop superstar of irc comedians.
NSMike> Goodjer: meats
Goodjer> NSMike: Your brain meats.

That's offal.

Q-Stone> Goodjer: boogle is a vegetarian?
Goodjer> Q-Stone: Boogle died of rage, boogle is a vegetarian, loves clams.

Stupid computer meltdown, I miss having IRC up during the day just to watch.

Demosthenes wrote:

Stupid computer meltdown, I miss having IRC up during the day just to watch.

We do too. Get well soon, Demos' computer.

LouZiffer wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:

Stupid computer meltdown, I miss having IRC up during the day just to watch.

We do too. Get well soon, Demos' computer.

Was out of warranty, so it's likely parts at this point, waiting for a replacement to be delivered.

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

ukickmydog wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

CptDomano wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

In Soviet Russia, Wii U sexes you!

[2:23pm] <+NSMike:> Goodjer: Can I summon you into my Dark Souls game?
[2:23pm] <+Goodjer:> NSMike: The souls of the vanilla game in the dark chocolate mousse with chili and salted caramel.
CptDomano wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

"Waggle"

<+tboon> VeggiePirate: hook up Goodjer to a vocodor
<+Goodjer> tboon, Hook a bro up with age comes sexperience.
<+VeggiePirate> haha
<+VeggiePirate> Goodjer: You are not invited, perv.
<+Goodjer> VeggiePirate: Get your mitts off me you are not invited, perv.
<+VeggiePirate>
<+tboon> it would be the slappiest tickliest S&T ever

I had a S&T with VeggiePirate a couple years ago. I'm still sore.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

I had a S&T with VeggiePirate a couple years ago. I'm still sore.

Enough. You signed the non-disclosure.

<+NSMike>We need more space games.
<+NSMike>Goodjer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
<+Goodjer>NSMike: Ignornace is bliss f*ckers.

Goodjer has seen some sh*t in space.