Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

<+Goodjer> Raging assholes. Yes, the story of goodjer.

[12:50] <+Tanglebones> Things I have to consciously remember: after eating beets, my poop will look bloody.

hehe They're called the "beet scares". GI docs love them.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

hehe They're called the "beet scares". GI docs love them.

Beeturia's a thing too.

And people who aren't familiar with beeturia are prone to worrying and calling their doctors to say that they've got a GI bleed. Thus, beet scares.

<+ChrisLTD> wtf
[14:48] <+ChrisLTD> Q-Stone is making me feel stabby
[14:49] <+Edwin> Florida Man Poses as Cop, Pulls Over Actual Cop
[14:49] <+ChrisLTD> and not in a Kerbal F**k Program sort of way
[14:49] <+Q-Stone> then my work here is done
[14:49] == Q-Stone [[email protected]] has left #gwj []

18:40 clover|notwerk Goodjer: Trichy's engaged!
18:40 Goodjer clover|notwerk: Go clean trichy's woo! I thought web cams were only engaged.
18:40 clover|notwerk Goodjer: I'm not cleaning anyone's woo
18:40 Goodjer clover|notwerk: Woo, woo, already!

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18:42 mooosicle clover|notwerk: have u seen http://www.theonion.com/articles/wor...
18:43 clover|notwerk \o/
18:43 clover|notwerk Goodjer: protocols of the elders of cloverzion
18:43 Goodjer clover|notwerk: Protocols of the coldest parts of the elders of cloverzion.
18:44 clover|notwerk Goodjer: our cold, dead hearts are the coldest parts
18:44 Goodjer clover|notwerk: True friends stab you dead in the lady parts and man parts.
18:44 clover|notwerk
18:44 mooosicle um no!
18:44 mooosicle i disagree stronglyh
18:44 mooosicle no stab
18:44 clover|notwerk tell it to the bot

In the lady parts and man parts. As it was written.

How I miss Goodjer's Twitter account. We must spread the wisdom!

Demosthenes: I don't like needles or blood or pain in my sexy time, though that time of the month is not off limits for me either, so, I dunno.
[8:32pm] Switchbreak: I am making a big f*cking mess with these ribs
[8:32pm] RNG: i like needles and blood. not normally with sexy time.

<+Edwin> wow, i found a 3rd cousin 23andMe has predicted us to be third cousins, but the common ancestor is likely even further back. The segments we share could be remnents of the early Spanish colonial era in Puerto Rico.
<+DrG> Are they cute?
<+Edwin> They relative I'm talking to is the grandson
<+RNG> that's 1% white. you're not puerto rican at all!
...
<+clover|zooooom> Edwin's fam is part of the puerto rican 1%
- clover|zooooom is now known as clover|werk
<+Asz> Goodjer: Edwin is now white
<+Goodjer> Asz: Like hot chocolate sounds great, edwin, is it like regular web programming, but white.
<+Asz> Goodjer: is Edwin hot chocolate?
<+Goodjer> Asz: Clover is edwin hot chocolate with baileys.
<+Asz> haha
<+Edwin> i do drink my abuelita hot chocolate with baileys
<+Asz> No no Edwin
<+Asz> Clover IS your hot chocolate with baileys

"I like my spouse like I like my hot chocolate."

wordsmythe wrote:

"I like my spouse like I like my hot chocolate."

Full of baileys?

wordsmythe wrote:

"I like my spouse like I like my hot chocolate."

Prior to the expiration date?

Powdery, poorly mixed, and with a little bit still stuck to the pan?

With whipped cream on top?

Dark, spicy, and milky?

Swiss Miss.

wordsmythe wrote:

"I like my spouse like I like my hot chocolate."

Filled with booze.

Wait. Wait.

Unadulterated.

Rich

On the floor

In the cupboard in little foil-lined packets?

Minarchist wrote:

Powdery, poorly mixed, and with a little bit still stuck to the pan?

..."to the pan"? What type of hot chocolate do you make?

Nuked

Vrikk wrote:
Minarchist wrote:

Powdery, poorly mixed, and with a little bit still stuck to the pan?

..."to the pan"? What type of hot chocolate do you make?

Only the most hoity toity brands of European drinking chocolate that have become increasingly scarce since those damn hipsters stated snapping it all up. Can't wait for that fad to be over.

Eh. Pan, pot, whatever you call it.

Where I come from you pour the power into your warm milk, mix in the marshmallows, and call it a day.

No pan or pot ever comes into the equation o.O

wordsmythe wrote:

"I like my spouse like I like my hot chocolate."

Taken out of the office cupboard and shared with the company?

Vrikk wrote:

you pour the power into your warm milk

Sometimes a typo is just a typo.

Spoiler:

This isn't one of those times.