Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

gravity wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Mixolyde wrote:

Has Goodjer been reading epic fantasy novels or something?

Ozymandias, King of Kings wrote:

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Nice catch Tangle!

Chances are good Tanglebones is the one that fed the lines to the bot.

Yup. I've given him Poe, Keats, Shelly and Yeats - Cloquette's been feeding him other poetry.

Friggin liberal arts majors.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Friggin liberal arts majors.

What happens if you start feeding him code?

fleabagmatt wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Friggin liberal arts majors.

What happens if you start feeding him code?

It goes straight to his hips.

And then he evolves.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

And then he evolves.

It's super effective!

19:22 Goodjer StoneGONE: Donut will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. You are the butthole?

[09:31] <+Minarchist> G&Gs are purrrrdy. http://blog.leffot.com/wp-content/up...

[09:31] <+Tanglebones> Price range?

[09:32] <+Minarchist> heh.

[09:32] <+Tanglebones> Yeah..

[00:09] <+Amoebic> Goodjer: boner boner boner
[00:09] <+Goodjer> Amoebic: Boner boner boner?
[00:09] <+Amoebic> Goodjer: boner boner boner.
[00:09] <+Goodjer> Amoebic: Boner boner boner!
[00:10] <+Amoebic> Goodjer: boner boner boner.
[00:10] <+Goodjer> Amoebic: Boner on speed.
[00:10] <+Amoebic> Goodjer: Indeed.
[00:10] <+Goodjer> Amoebic: Commander coriander salamander.

I will take full credit for teaching Goodjer lines from Calvin and Hobbes

[10:14] <+Tanglebones> Goodjer: "In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
[10:14] <+Goodjer> Tanglebones: The palm pixie pre-production unit was sent to prison.
[10:14] <+RadicalAns> zero sense
[10:14] <+Tanglebones> Goodjer: These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
[10:14] <+Niseg> This clown is really annoying
[10:14] <+Goodjer> Tanglebones: Men who love men!
[10:14] <+Tanglebones> Goodjer: Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune
[10:14] <+Goodjer> Tanglebones: Careful for those and didn't need the government they survive as soldiers of all these songs are about rainbows.
[10:15] <+Tanglebones> If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The G-Team.
[10:15] <+dimmerswitch> Tanglebones: I always thought B.A. was overcompensating on the butch front
[10:15] <+Goodjer> Tanglebones: Ring a dong and find them....maybe you can hire the g-team.
[10:15] == CptDomano has changed nick to CptMurdock
[10:15] == Tanglebones has changed nick to TangleFace
[10:15] <+RadicalAns> damnit
[10:16] <+RadicalAns> won't let me change my nick to RA
[10:16] == trichy has changed nick to TrichyBarracus

[09:15am] < RadicalAns > Goodjer: booglefap
[09:15am] < Goodjer > RadicalAns: Hey look at the expense of actually getting anything done.
[14:19] <+carrot> boogle: 501s are way too bulky for you
[14:19] <+boogle> straight leg
[14:20] <+boogle> original fit
[14:20] <+boogle> rinse
[14:20] <+carrot> boogle: original sh*t
[14:20] <+boogle> oh f*ck yourself
[14:20] == boogle [[email protected]] has left #gwj []
[14:20] <+carrot> if only!
[14:21] <+Q-Stone> haha
[14:21] <+Q-Stone> carrot: now you'll never get a profile
[09:35] <+CptDomano> Ah jeez...who let Minarchist in here
[09:35] <+Minarchist> CptDomano: blame Q
[09:35] <+Minarchist> Q-Stone, even
[09:35] <+Q-Stone> he's so witty, how could I keep him out?
[09:35] <+CptDomano> -.-
[09:36] <+Minarchist> CptDomano: don't play coy. You know you love me.
[09:37] <+CptDomano> Minarchist: But if I don't play coy, then that takes all the fun out of it
[09:37] <+Minarchist> you keep telling yourself that. I know you wore the pink lacy panties today.

the instructor was in the floomi

[14:34] <+SallyN> Minarchist: i would just as soon use my penis, i think that would work nearly as well

the whole thing is even better:

[2:33pm] <+SallyN> i am sad that i think we aren't going for a third
[2:33pm] <+Minarchist> SallyN: sooper seekrit middle-of-the-night turkey baster option a no-go?
[2:34pm] <+SallyN> Minarchist: i would just as soon use my penis, i think that would work nearly as well
[2:35pm] <+SixteenBlue> i think sooper seekrit penis is harder to pull off
[2:35pm] <+SallyN> lol
[2:35pm] <+Minarchist> SallyN: yeah, but women tend to notice repeated humping more than a subtle turkey baster wielded with a surgeon's precision
[2:36pm] <+SallyN> Minarchist: that hasn't always held true in my experience
[2:36pm] <+Cloquette> And now it's creepy.

If it's small enough, they won't even notice.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

If it's small enough, they won't even notice.

Voice of experience?

I walked right into that one.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I walked right into that one. :mad:

How could you tell if it's so tiny?

[08:20] <+Switchbreak> bah I am going to be late for work!
[08:20] Quit: Switchbreak [Quit: zoooooooooooooooooooooooom]
[08:21] <+CptDomano> ....but he still got on IRC to tell us that
[08:21] <+Wembley> I like that he took the time to type that.
[08:21] <+CptDomano> Hehehe
[08:21] <+Wembley> BOOM!

For the record, my message came through first on my end. CptDomano is rewriting history.

That's right. I control space and time! ooooooooo *waggles fingers*

We all know the rule. Wembley loses all ties.

[12:55] <+Q-Stone> took a long time to bedazzle such a big wang
16:31 <+Q-Stone> Oh, trichy isn't here
16:31 -!- trichy [[email protected]] has joined #gwj
16:31 -!- Q sets #gwj [+v trichy]
16:31 <+Q-Stone> WHAT
16:31 <+trichy> why do I keep getting booted, damn it!
16:31 <+Q-Stone> WHAT JUST HAPPENED
16:31 <+dimmerswitch> Q-Stone: use these powers for good
Quintin_Stone wrote:
16:31 <+Q-Stone> Oh, trichy isn't here
16:31 -!- trichy [[email protected]] has joined #gwj
16:31 -!- Q sets #gwj [+v trichy]
16:31 <+Q-Stone> WHAT
16:31 <+trichy> why do I keep getting booted, damn it!
16:31 <+Q-Stone> WHAT JUST HAPPENED
16:31 <+dimmerswitch> Q-Stone: use these powers for good

It was YOU!

notcube: I've owned Persona 4 for… 4 days now
[01:22am] Goodjer: Persona? I shouldn't have stayed up until 4 last night.

The Goodjerpocolypse is coming...