Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

14:05 <+Certis> I nominate Switchbreak as friendliest goodjer of the year.
14:05 <+Goodjer> Certis, Goodjer is into the man on man love with you goodjer.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
14:05 <+Certis> I nominate Switchbreak as friendliest goodjer of the year.
14:05 <+Goodjer> Certis, Goodjer is into the man on man love with you goodjer.

hahahah nice one! i totally missed that yesterday.

This is the best use of Goodjer ever.

[15:13] <+Goodjer> TheRealCF: Look at your man, now back to me. She's quite a sausage.
Vector wrote:

This is the best use of Goodjer ever.

[15:13] <+Goodjer> TheRealCF: Look at your man, now back to me. She's quite a sausage.

Dammit! That one got me some strange looks at the office...

<+GEC|Laptop[TGL]> Morrowind is f*cking awesome, isn't it Goodjer?
<+Goodjer> GEC|Laptop[TGL]: Goodjer is a goodjer goodjer.
<+GEC|Laptop[TGL]> Oh f*ck you, Goodjer.
<+Goodjer> GEC|Laptop[TGL]: Oh I was talking about goodjer.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
<+GEC|Laptop[TGL]> Morrowind is f*cking awesome, isn't it Goodjer?
<+Goodjer> GEC|Laptop[TGL]: Goodjer is a goodjer goodjer.
<+GEC|Laptop[TGL]> Oh f*ck you, Goodjer.
<+Goodjer> GEC|Laptop[TGL]: Oh I was talking about goodjer.

LIGHTNING BOLT

Out of context theater presents a #GWJ PRODUCTION, directed by GOODJER:

{14:27:56} <+Switchbreak> [cyrax] couldn't get it back up without me there
General Crespin wrote:

Out of context theater presents a #GWJ PRODUCTION, directed by GOODJER:

{14:27:56} <+Switchbreak> [cyrax] couldn't get it back up without me there

God I love Markov chain bots.

Ranger Rick wrote:
General Crespin wrote:

Out of context theater presents a #GWJ PRODUCTION, directed by GOODJER:

{14:27:56} <+Switchbreak> [cyrax] couldn't get it back up without me there

God I love Markov chain bots.

Surprisingly, Goodjer had no role in this.

General Crespin wrote:

Surprisingly, Goodjer had no role in this. :)

Erp, heh, meant to quote an earlier one. Still. Do we KNOW Switchbreak is real?

Excellent question, my good man.

General Crespin wrote:

Out of context theater presents a #GWJ PRODUCTION, directed by GOODJER:

{14:27:56} <+Switchbreak> [cyrax] couldn't get it back up without me there

Most accurate. I really appreciated his friendship.

[09:19am] dimmerswitch: Goodjer: is donut a girl?
[09:19am] Goodjer: dimmerswitch: Donut isn't a girl, donut is a reaaaaall Female Doggo to other girls.
[09:19am] dimmerswitch: hahahahaha
[09:19am] Trainwreck: ahahahah
[09:19am] tboon: haha
...
[09:20am] katisu: hahaha
...
[09:20am] pneuman: lols
[09:20am] Donut: damn
...
[09:20am] pneuman: hehe
[09:20am] Queueball: hahahaha
[09:20am] Donut: Goodjer is an ass
[09:20am] Goodjer: Donut: Ass in the ass in the ass.
[09:20am] Queueball: that's quotable

19:47 <+Peron> april is vagina appreciation month
19:48 <+MysticViolet> do you have official colors or do you color them however you wish?
[17:44] <+Donut> tell moo to so it
[17:44] <+Donut> he's so good at breathing super heavy

This thread is making me out to be some sorta creep

I'm perfectly normal I swear!

hahahahah~ u r not normal mooo~

[17:35] <+katisu> you cant have .5 sex
[17:35] <+katisu> it doesnt work that way!
[17:36] <+nuean> what fraction of sex is finger -> butt ?
[17:36] <+Stenger> 1/5th per finger
[17:36] <+nuean> is there a bonus for completing the whole set?
[17:37] <+Stenger> yes, you get a puppet
Nuean wrote:
[17:35] <+katisu> you cant have .5 sex
[17:35] <+katisu> it doesnt work that way!
[17:36] <+nuean> what fraction of sex is finger -> butt ?
[17:36] <+Stenger> 1/5th per finger
[17:36] <+nuean> is there a bonus for completing the whole set?
[17:37] <+Stenger> yes, you get a puppet

Well played!

Tigerbill wrote:
Nuean wrote:
[17:35] <+katisu> you cant have .5 sex
[17:35] <+katisu> it doesnt work that way!
[17:36] <+nuean> what fraction of sex is finger -> butt ?
[17:36] <+Stenger> 1/5th per finger
[17:36] <+nuean> is there a bonus for completing the whole set?
[17:37] <+Stenger> yes, you get a puppet

Well played!

*bows*

Nuean wrote:
[17:35] <+katisu> you cant have .5 sex
[17:35] <+katisu> it doesnt work that way!
[17:36] <+nuean> what fraction of sex is finger -> butt ?
[17:36] <+Stenger> 1/5th per finger
[17:36] <+nuean> is there a bonus for completing the whole set?
[17:37] <+Stenger> yes, you get a puppet

Goodjer had some thoughs on finger -> butt:

<+Goodjer> katisu: I think it's one in the stink.

I think this thread should be renamed to "Homoerotic IRC chats"

ewwwwww. hahaha

I'm still trying to work out how it can be "homoerotic" when katisu was on the other side of the conversation. :p

<+Yellek> that's a long 3"

IRC musings about "The Legend of Mex"

[16:24] <+mooosicle> im sorta new, but whats up with the mex references
[16:24] <+mooosicle> isn't he married
[16:24] <+AnimeJ> Mex is a sex machine.
[16:24] <+mooosicle> with ppl other than his wife?
[16:24] <+Yellek> mooosicle: haha
[16:24] <+Yellek> he is NOT married
[16:24] <+AnimeJ> He wanders Mexico, Cuckolding men and riding the tricycle. And no, he is not married.
[16:24] <+dimmerswitch> mex is the opposite of married
[16:24] <+AnimeJ> Exactly.
[16:25] <+mooosicle> i dunno sometimes married ppl rant about their old days
[16:25] <+AnimeJ> Mex regales us with tales of last weekend.
[16:25] <+mooosicle> i dunno i thought i heard it
[16:25] <+mooosicle> mrs mex or something
[16:25] <+Asz> Goodjer: Mex
[16:25] <+Goodjer> Asz: Mex is the opposite of married.
[16:25] <+Yellek>
[16:26] <+Asz> I think Mex is the antithesis of marriage
[16:26] <+AnimeJ> Mex just nails anything with girly parts.

mooosicle, you fool!

OOCT presents:

<+emoobsicle> i enjoy puzzles
<+emoobsicle> a rocket launcher or a smg to kill something
<+emoobsicle> do i shoot his face or his secret weak spot
<+Hyetal> Do I need to reiterate my earlier point about you being dumb?

The hate:(

11:32 <+dimmerswitch> rubb_ed is a good guy - I've only played with him a couple times, but it's always fun
11:32 <+Vector_> his posts always make me laugh
11:33 <+Q-Stone> I was on the opposite team from him. I tongued him in an alley.
11:33 <+mooosicle> did he sneer at your technique
11:33 <+Q-Stone> Haha
11:33 <+Kurrelgyre> You know, sometimes I think more than just Goodjer should be tweeted from here.