Recruiting bears in the war on terror

Don't ask, don't growl

Sounds like Red Alert 3 saw the future.

Reaper81 wrote:

Ammo Identification:

Brown projectile with yellow band.
M674 40MM Grenade, Chocolate Beverage Base Filled, (1) EA.

Prominent Markings:

FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF HUMANELY FEEDING TERRORISTS DELICIOUS PUDDING AND NOT GIVING BEARS PUDDING-FILLED TERRORISTS TO FEED ON.

You neglected the lesser known honey filled variant. Some bears just aren't all that into pudding.

Now on to my next invention, the bacon gun.................

Seth wrote:

My only other thought is that we cross breed a bear with a man and a pig and a shark and a giant squid and a velociraptor and an elephant. Then we create the ultimate offensive weapon!

Would the manbearpigsharkosquidraptorphant be ill tempered and equipped with say...oh...laser beams?

Bear wrote:
Seth wrote:

My only other thought is that we cross breed a bear with a man and a pig and a shark and a giant squid and a velociraptor and an elephant. Then we create the ultimate offensive weapon!

Would the manbearpigsharkosquidraptorphant be ill tempered and equipped with say...oh...laser beams?

And night goggles, because what good is a manbearpigsharkosquidraptorphant that's stumbling around in the dark?