Overheard at the Little League World Series
They played some audio footage from the LLWS on one of the XM sports channels, and the coach was mic'd. He walked to the mound to remove the pitcher who just gave up the lead, and the kid goes "Can't I just hit this guy?" Of course the coach wouldn't hear of it, and the coach asks "Do you want to stay in the game?" and the pitcher says "No?" at which the coach says "We'll put you at first".
Now it's on TV, this little kid's 15 minutes are pretty much "I want to hit the batter, and I don't want to stay in the game!"