A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

OLIVIA WILDE is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerising

Best part.. Her real name is Olivia Jane Cockburn. Yes I looked her up on the wiki.

OJ Cockburn, sounds like an adventure in the making.

Marsman wrote:

OJ Cockburn, sounds like an adventure in the making.

I was just wondering how things would have been different if her first name were Brianna....

Perhaps it would have looked a bit like this.

A little something just for Legion,

Megan Fox High School pictures

bennard wrote:

A little something just for Legion,

Megan Fox High School pictures

Go EAGLES!

Mmmm, jailbait Megan Fox in a schoolgirl outfit.

I'll be in my bunk.

Elycion wrote:
Hemidal wrote:

She is nice to look at
...but with all the dumb crap that's been falling out of her mouth in interviews in the last few weeks, you'd think some handler/PR person would get her to put a cork in it.

You really want a woman who looks like that to be smart? Think about it a little.... :twisted:

Not saying Mensa, but come one...

Nothing makes a hot girl lose her appeal then when she starts talking and it's obvious she hasn't a clue about what she's talking about. She used the phrase "ubersexual" in a recent interview. Need I say more?

Hemidal wrote:
Elycion wrote:
Hemidal wrote:

She is nice to look at
...but with all the dumb crap that's been falling out of her mouth in interviews in the last few weeks, you'd think some handler/PR person would get her to put a cork in it.

You really want a woman who looks like that to be smart? Think about it a little.... :twisted:

Not saying Mensa, but come one...

Nothing makes a hot girl lose her appeal then when she starts talking and it's obvious she hasn't a clue about what she's talking about. She used the phrase "ubersexual" in a recent interview. Need I say more?

Yup. Possibly the hottest girl I ever dated said something completely ignorant once regarding the "Jews in Hollywood" and immediately I lost all interest in her.

Hemidal wrote:

She used the phrase "ubersexual" in a recent interview. Need I say more?

Bilingual?

Paleocon wrote:
Mex wrote:

Hey man I've had MeganFoxVision for years now

The Tequilla runs strong in you.

Win.

Elycion wrote:

Mmmm, jailbait Megan Fox in a schoolgirl outfit.

I'll be in my bunk.

Move over...Oh wait.

bennard wrote:

A little something just for Legion,

Megan Fox High School pictures

Get me to her, I'll hit it so hard we'll go back in time to when she looked like that

Mex wrote:
bennard wrote:

A little something just for Legion,

Megan Fox High School pictures

Get me to her, I'll hit it so hard we'll go back in time to when she looked like that

I'd rather take the current version of her so Chris Hansen isn't tempted to come visit me.

Vrikk wrote:
Mex wrote:
bennard wrote:

A little something just for Legion,

Megan Fox High School pictures

Get me to her, I'll hit it so hard we'll go back in time to when she looked like that

I'd rather take the current version of her so Chris Hansen isn't tempted to come visit me.

IMAGE(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/08/chris-hansen.jpg)

Teenage Megan Fox, in both a Catholic school uniform, and a cheerleader outfit.

I am soooo, going to hell...

IMAGE(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/08/chris-hansen.jpg)

We were only going to have dinner! I brought Burguer King! Aaaaaaaahhh!

Mex wrote:

IMAGE(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/08/chris-hansen.jpg)

We were only going to have dinner! I brought Burguer King! Aaaaaaaahhh!

You only brought that so you could ask her to taste your "whopper".

Mex wrote:

Hey man I've had MeganFoxVision for years now

That would explain those times your mom caught you in the bathroom with your Transformers.

Yoyoson wrote:
Mex wrote:

Hey man I've had MeganFoxVision for years now

That would explain those times your mom caught you in the bathroom with your Transformers.

Oh that seals the deal. Off to the Goodjer Commandments with you.

Have you seen the thing about her odd thumb? I'm highly amused by the thought of overweight pimply teenagers suddenly deciding to reject her because of this.

DudleySmith wrote:

Have you seen the thing about her odd thumb?

Megan Fox went to acting school at a machine shop.

DudleySmith wrote:

Have you seen the thing about her odd thumb? I'm highly amused by the thought of overweight pimply teenagers suddenly deciding to reject her because of this.

LOL. I think it's a photoshop as her thumb looks pretty normal in this pic. In fact, if you look carefully, the skin tone is wrong on the end of her "thumb" and it's actually a toe.

IMAGE(http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/megan1.jpg)

After a month of Megan Fox hype, I am ready to move on.. To Hollywood, I say:

BRING ME ANOTHER GIRL TO FANTASIZE ABOUT.

The only thing I ask is that she be above 18. And no more freaky thumbs.

I am still fairly happy with Megan Fox. I am perfectly willing to be exposed to more hot women though. They are also welcome to expose themselves to me.

Funkenpants wrote:

The only thing I ask is that she be above 18.

Spoilsport.

DudleySmith wrote:

Have you seen the thing about her odd thumb? I'm highly amused by the thought of overweight pimply teenagers suddenly deciding to reject her because of this.

Ehhh it's either fake, or I really don't care about her frickin' thumbs

IMAGE(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1028/meganfoxk.jpg)

She's very shapely and has a lovely face, but tattoos really turn me off.
Like, pre-tattoo Angelina Jolie was much hotter to me.
I prefer my women not look like Polynesian sailors.

Plus her elbows are way too pointy.

BadKen wrote:

She's very shapely and has a lovely face, but tattoos really turn me off.
Like, pre-tattoo Angelina Jolie was much hotter to me.
I prefer my women not look like Polynesian sailors.

Plus her elbows are way too pointy.

And God, have you seen her knees? Way too pointy as well.

Vrikk wrote:
BadKen wrote:

She's very shapely and has a lovely face, but tattoos really turn me off.
Like, pre-tattoo Angelina Jolie was much hotter to me.
I prefer my women not look like Polynesian sailors.

Plus her elbows are way too pointy.

And God, have you seen her knees? Way too pointy as well.

Her oogaba are also far too perky.

You know, from your posts i would predict that all three of you are rolling in women to choose from. I guess beggars can't be fantasisers, i just have to fantasise about all women... now, to get back to Dame Edna Everett.