A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.

She IS that totally hot chick you just wish couldn't speak a language you understand.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.

My brain agrees. Another part of my body? Not so much.

The sad thing is that being an actress who declares that she's bisexual is sooooo played out. Give us something new, baby.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.

Maybe she was being ironic.

Funkenpants wrote:

My brain agrees. Another part of my body? Not so much.

I didn't say diminished a lot.

Podunk wrote:

Maybe she was being ironic. :(

Maybe she doesn't know what irony is.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Podunk wrote:

Maybe she was being ironic. :(

Maybe she doesn't know what irony is. :)

Maybe she was trying to be Byronic. She's into that poetry stuff.

Her comments make me wish I didn't understand English.

No, I totally see where she's coming from. If I were her I would totally be into chicks and think men are dirty pigs and be engaged to some ma... okay. No, she's dumb as a box of rocks. Or a tambourine, since I can hit that.

Now I know how it feels to sit through the Chewbacca defense argument.

Funkenpants wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.

My brain agrees. Another part of my body? Not so much.

Ditto.

She makes my brain cry.

Well, thats the problem. Don't engage brain. Then its alllllllll better. Like a sunrise or a nuclear explosion, some things are not meant to be examined, don't think about them, just enjoy the pretty picture.

St.Hillary wrote:

She makes my brain cry.

But my pants tight

Mex wrote:
St.Hillary wrote:

She makes my brain cry.

But my pants tight

Yes. It is a disturbing dissonance. Or perhaps the attraction is heightened by the taboo of porking a retard.

Funkenpants wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
Podunk wrote:

Maybe she was being ironic. :(

Maybe she doesn't know what irony is. :)

Maybe she was trying to be Byronic. She's into that poetry stuff.

You should burn for this..

Paleocon wrote:

Or perhaps the attraction is heightened by the taboo of porking a retard.

Put her face-down in the pillow and the problem is solved.

Paleocon wrote:

Or perhaps the attraction is heightened by the taboo of porking a retard.

Dante - Animal, Mineral or Vegetable?
Veronica - Vegetable?
Dante - They put up the least resistance.

Her logic is confusing me. or maybe its just broken. I could chalk it up to the interviewers fault for not forcing her to clarify WTF she is saying.

WTF is she saying? Does she personally dig guys too or is she a lesbian but its more marketable to say bi-sexual?

Her bod is awesome though. Damn.

(Edit :DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!)

Yes, she digs guys. She is 'engaged' to this guy, the Scott Baio of our era:

IMAGE(http://www.teenidols4you.com/blink/Actors/brianagreen/BrianAustinGreen1.jpg)

St.Hillary wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

Or perhaps the attraction is heightened by the taboo of porking a retard.

:lol:

It is my obligation as an alumnus of Alpha Phi Omega:

"be a leader, be a friend, be of service"

Eezy_Bordone wrote:

Yes, she digs guys. She is 'engaged' to this guy, the Scott Baio of our era:

Not fair! The dude redeemed himself on TSCC. It's all good now.

She engaged to David of 90210!!!?

He and Donna stayed celibate for years on that show, clearly a hallmark of how wholesome the male half of the population is...

Irongut wrote:

She engaged to David of 90210!!!?

That guy has been with:
Tiffani Thiessan
Vanessa Marcil (they got a kid together)
And Ms. Fox.

To be honest, I'm pretty sure the list is longer of hot babes on their way up the ladder he's boned (ala Scott Baio in the 80's/90's). He is also the real-life half-bro of Sam from TLotR movies.

Eezy_Bordone wrote:

To be honest, I'm pretty sure the list is longer of hot babes on their way up the ladder he's boned (ala Scott Baio in the 80's/90's). He is also the real-life half-bro of Sam from TLotR movies.

Wow, good for him. I always thought Valerie (Tiffani) was a hottie. I remember the other chick being on the show too, but I didnt know her name. Wow, looks like 90210 was an acting gig full of opportunities...

But more importantly, he's Samwise's half-brother? Damn...

I gotta watch E! more. I had no idea.

Did any of you guys see the movie Domino? He gets the crap beat out of him by Keira Knightly, it was the best thing he has ever done.

Now Kiera Knightly, she is too skinny. She looks a lot like my 11 year old son, body wise.

Though..I'd still trade in a heartbeat.

As for being bi..it has become so trendy, that I sometimes think I'm the last straight woman on the planet. Sometimes female friends almost assume that it COULD happen. Weirds me out.

I agree, being bi has become trendy, it sucks cause you can't tell which of them really do like girls =p

Keira Knightley is WAAAYY too skinny but she looked really nice in that Atonement movie for some reason. I think it was because she was standing next to James McAvoy, who, even though I'm gay, I can appreciate aesthetically.

Megan Fox needs to get a better taste in men, that guy looks like a douche. Then again, she is dumb as a ton of bricks if that Sun article is to be believed...

She could be struggling with her ABC's and I'd still hit it like the wrath of a angry angry god. A girl who looks like that doesn't need to make any sense, she just needs to sign a prenup.

The plot thickens...

Megan Fox in The Sun wrote:

I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — OLIVIA WILDE is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerising [sic].

aaaaaaaaand...

Yahoo's OMG! wrote:

The top 10 most beautiful women (according to Maxim):

1. Olivia Wilde: "We may not know a McDreamy from a McNugget, but when it comes to TV doctors, there is only one who makes our body temperatures rise. We were drooling over the NYC native long before she was injected into Fox's hit medical drama (House)."

2. Megan Fox: "Seriously, do women get more painfully hot than this? Megan Fox has the face of an angel, a body so perfect that God may have carved it out of soap and sex appeal that could melt a unicorn's horn. Plus, we hear she smells like clouds."

Well, if you can't beat them, do them. I'd pay good money to see this happen.

I don't want to sound like I'm justifying her comments, but she was talking to the Sun.
Its not like its high-calibre journalism.

And her strangling an ox for Olivia Wilde? That's an amazing mental image.

100% agree on the Asian weight theory and weight theory in general. You just have to go from being in an overweight environment to anywhere that isn't and your hot girl radar will start going off.

Lost my 2007 pocket world in figures by the Economist but they had obesity breakdowns.

UK vs Continental Europe?

Canada vs the US might also work as I remember Canada being surprisingly thiner. The difference might not be so staggering though that an American would be wowed. That said from what I'm seeing I'm not complaining up here.

6 pages and we have figured out a thinner womens population leads to more boners. Also to expand on the theory if your an average looking guy you need to relocate to one of these countries as you will overachieve compared to what you get back home ;D

and for some more randomness.

This post comes after listening to espn's fantasy baseball podcast where Greg Poehler (Amy's not famous brother) talks about living in Sweden and being married to a Swede and describes the company he works for as being "a bunch of American guys who married Swedish chicks and walk around the office doing high fives all day"