A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

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I never would have thought, watching someone eat a burger, could make my pants feel tight.

I read this as "A little gift for the Mega Man fan club"

What is the song playing in the video.

Baron Of Hell wrote:
I read this as "A little gift for the Mega Man fan club"

What is the song playing in the video.

One of Chris Cornell's new tracks off of "Scream" I believe.

stauf7 wrote:
Baron Of Hell wrote:
I read this as "A little gift for the Mega Man fan club"

What is the song playing in the video.

One of Chris Cornell's new tracks off of "Scream" I believe.


Yep. That's what it says at the end of the video.

Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

And why, oh why has Megan Fox not called me yet?

What is that tattoo on her ribs?

It's a poem she wrote.

"There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."

Here's a better look at it.

Haakon7 wrote:
And why, oh why has Megan Fox not called me yet?

Because she's too busy working the grill. Looks like the lady has her priorities in order.

Haakon7 wrote:
Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

Audioslave? I'm still mourning Soundgarden .... sigh.

Haakon7 wrote:
And why, oh why has Megan Fox not called me yet?

Really I thought it was because she was dating the Astin (Samwise's half bro) from 90210, he's like the Scott Baio of the late 90's/00's. He's got to be 50 at this point right?

ok, so yes she's hot but...

It's so painfully artificial to me that it's seriously a turnoff...

Boney Maroney!

Paleocon wrote:
What is that tattoo on her ribs?

Wait, she's not wearing any SKIN? *click!*

Poor Old Lu wrote:
Haakon7 wrote:
Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

Audioslave? I'm still mourning Soundgarden .... sigh.

Yeah, I can understand that. I came at it from the opposite end (RAtM), but the fusion of Morello's funk and Cornell's voice was almost better than both.

VicD714 wrote:

I never would have thought, watching someone eat a burger, could make my pants feel tight.

Hot chick eating a burger? This is hotter and SFW!

VicD714 wrote:
It's a poem she wrote.

"There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."

Here's a better look at it.

Haakon7 wrote:
And why, oh why has Megan Fox not called me yet?

Because she's too busy working the grill. Looks like the lady has her priorities in order.

I'm not turned off by tats. I have one and don't want to be a hypocrite. That said, I think with skin art, it really is important to have a plan since those things are permanent. Getting random tattoos without a general idea of an overall aesthetic just makes you a mess. Sort of like picking up random pieces of furniture.

VicD714 wrote:
It's a poem she wrote.

"There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."

Wow, it's lucky she's ultra hot. Otherwise that tattoo would be the subject of enormous ridicule. If she wants a literary experience I'll happily tattoo a Shakespeare quote on her butt.

To quote RatBoy: I'd Hit it.

Where's Mex?

I dunno, I prefer someone with just a little more meat on their bones; counting ribs isn't a favorite pastime of mine.

Sorry guys. Being able to see a woman's breastbone makes me ill. I'll leave my fan club card at the front desk.

Jayhawker wrote:
Hot chick eating a burger? This is hotter and SFW!

Thanks a lot. I now have a craving for Carl's Jr., and the closest one is more than a thousand miles away.

I hate you.

Funkenpants wrote:
If she wants a literary experience I'll happily tattoo a Shakespeare quote on her butt.

What butt?

Minarchist wrote:
I dunno, I prefer someone with just a little more meat on their bones; counting ribs isn't a favorite pastime of mine.

GioClark wrote:
Sorry guys. Being able to see a woman's breastbone makes me ill. I'll leave my fan club card at the front desk.

Ditto to both. Only a dog wants a bone. Around 1:02 when she rolls over on the pool side lounge onto her side, her body looks so withered and frail and bony it actually induced a wince. Cut a tennis ball in half and staple it to the chest of a 15 year old taut Swedish boy wearing a wig and you have Megan Fox.

Jayhawker wrote:
Hot chick eating a burger? This is hotter and SFW!

I'd love to see Padma play Savita Bhabhi* in her next role.

*[size=10]Searching for Savita Bhabhi is NSFW.[/size]

Minarchist wrote:
I dunno, I prefer someone with just a little more meat on their bones; counting ribs isn't a favorite pastime of mine.

Agreed. She's pretty but seeing bones isn't a turn on.

Poor Old Lu wrote:
Haakon7 wrote:
Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

Audioslave? I'm still mourning Soundgarden .... sigh.

Seriously. Like Audioslave was even a real band.

St.Hillary wrote:
Minarchist wrote:
I dunno, I prefer someone with just a little more meat on their bones; counting ribs isn't a favorite pastime of mine.

Agreed. She's pretty but seeing bones isn't a turn on.

Like you would kick her out of bed.

She is hot, but that video didn't do much for me. I think the internet is getting to me.

Dayam you folks are picky. Must be nice to be young and unmarried.

I'd still hit it if I didn't think that even thinking it would result in being struck down by Paleogal's super sledge.

The skinniness isn't as much a turnoff to me as the complete randomness of her skin art. It's like seeing someone wear a diamond-studded Dior dress with hiking boots and a trucker cap. Pick a genre and style already and just go with it.

Haakon7 wrote:
Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

And why, oh why has Megan Fox not called me yet?

Personally I'm super excited rage got back together as a result.

As for the video, I thought it was pretty funny what she did. Over spring break I did LITERALLY the exact same thing every day at the house we stayed at. I got up and rolled around, then I grabbed my beer for breakfast and went to the pool and laid down on one of those chairs. I eventually got up and put my feet in the water, and then cooked some burgers. Then I usually got dressed and went out. It was basically the same thing as Megan Fox in the video minus the Chris Cornell song.

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Yup, easily as sexy as Megan Fox.

Skin art doesn't need a theme. If it works it works, and in her case it works.

That video taught me something I didn't know about Megan Fox... she has ADD. Seriously, stop moving for one f*cking second, the world will not explode.

She's definitely attractive, but the too skinny thing does take her down a few notches. That said, I would hit it without hesitation.

I personally like the whole super skinny thing, I like my girls anorexic looking. My ideal girl is a girl that eats bacon non-stop but still weighs 90 pounds. My friends tell me I don't have realistic expectations, and I tell them they don't have any.

casual_alcoholic wrote:
I personally like the whole super skinny thing, I like my girls anorexic looking. My ideal girl is a girl that eats bacon non-stop but still weighs 90 pounds. My friends tell me I don't have realistic expectations, and I tell them they don't have any.

I am convinced that half the reason white guys like asian chicks so much is because it is harder to find a chunky asian chick. A skinny asian chick can be completely horse faced in a crowd full of hefty American girls and look like a supermodel in comparison.

casual_alcoholic wrote:
I personally like the whole super skinny thing, I like my girls anorexic looking. My ideal girl is a girl that eats bacon non-stop but still weighs 90 pounds. My friends tell me I don't have realistic expectations, and I tell them they don't have any.

Hold onto that dream, man. I dated a girl like that when I was in college. They exist. Of course, once they hit their mid 20's and stop smoking they stop being skinny, but if you can hit that sweet spot of, say, age 18-22 you're in.

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