Random thing you loathe right now.

SixteenBlue wrote:
momgamer wrote:

And all that means is that the White House writes an official response. It doesn't actually do dick.

And they've not responded to petitions with enough signatures before. That site is the most empty of empty gestures.

To further illustrate this:

petition[/url]]WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO propose a law demanding the Kansas City Royals release Jeff Francoeur and make George R.R. Martin write faster.

Not exactly a loathe, but the irony of cutting my finger with an x-acto knife while getting stuff ready for tonight's cub scout den meeting.

Tonight's activity? Teaching the boys about knife safety and how to whittle.

I lived in Oklahoma for a spell. If I could sign a piece of paper to get them to leave the rest of the country, I would gladly do it.

MacBrave wrote:

Not exactly a loathe, but the irony of cutting my finger with an x-acto knife while getting stuff ready for tonight's cub scout den meeting.

Tonight's activity? Teaching the boys about knife safety and how to whittle.

Why were you whittling with an xacto knife?

Garden Ninja wrote:
MacBrave wrote:

Not exactly a loathe, but the irony of cutting my finger with an x-acto knife while getting stuff ready for tonight's cub scout den meeting.

Tonight's activity? Teaching the boys about knife safety and how to whittle.

Why were you whittling with an xacto knife?

How else was he going to get the whittling knives out of their clamshell casing?

McIrishJihad wrote:

How else was he going to get the whittling knives out of their alien space vampire casing?

ftfy

I open them an old-school can opener. Just clamp it to the edge and crank it around. Some of the tougher ones may take more than one pass, and if it doesn't get through, at least it will give you a weakened groove to take a pair of scissors to.

groan wrote:
Parallax Abstraction wrote:

That we pay some of the highest hydro rates in North America in this city and Hydro Ottawa still can't seem to avoid having a brownout in Kanata every few days, that usually confuses my router in the process. Every time I complain, they basically just shrug since they basically have a monopoly on power delivery.

This kills me since Kanata is supposed to be the tech-center of Ottawa. You would think that some of these big companies out here would punch Hydro Ottawa/City in the gut and say FIX IT OR WERE OUT (idle threats sometimes work, right?)

HYDRO OTTAWA DON'T CARE!

That I'm not a juke box hero.

People telling me I can't do things. You can't drive more than twice the speed limit. You can't be a princess you're a boy. You can't lift weights just because you just donated a double dose of red blood cells. Yeah? Well I do what I want!

Pilots threatening to go on strike 2 days before you are supposed to go on vacation. I just hope its only a threat and it will be dealt with before Friday.

"Armchair Doctors" - especially of the super new-age bent. ^_^;

Who decided that our society needed mentholated shampoo? and Why is it allowed to be sold without a huge label that differentiates it from normal shampoo that doesn't make your eyelids, armpits and other nethery parts, feel like someone scalded them with liquid nitrogen?

Seagulls. I hate them all.

Esp. the one outside right now that sounds like someone jumping up and down on a squeaky toy.

Why can't they just root around in trash cans quietly like other critters do?

Ghostship wrote:

Who decided that our society needed mentholated shampoo? and Why is it allowed to be sold without a huge label that differentiates it from normal shampoo that doesn't make your eyelids, armpits and other nethery parts, feel like someone scalded them with liquid nitrogen?

I'm guessing from the fact that you didn't mention the instructions read like Timecube: the Shampoo, you're not talking about Dr. Bronner's.

Those Timecube shampoo bottles are awesome, I wish all shampoo came in those bottles.

Loathe: It gets dark so early. So early.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Ghostship wrote:

Who decided that our society needed mentholated shampoo? and Why is it allowed to be sold without a huge label that differentiates it from normal shampoo that doesn't make your eyelids, armpits and other nethery parts, feel like someone scalded them with liquid nitrogen?

I'm guessing from the fact that you didn't mention the instructions read like Timecube: the Shampoo, you're not talking about Dr. Bronner's.

This was just an offering from head and shoulders.

Now I have to go look up what Dr. Bronner's is.

Ghostship wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Ghostship wrote:

Who decided that our society needed mentholated shampoo? and Why is it allowed to be sold without a huge label that differentiates it from normal shampoo that doesn't make your eyelids, armpits and other nethery parts, feel like someone scalded them with liquid nitrogen?

I'm guessing from the fact that you didn't mention the instructions read like Timecube: the Shampoo, you're not talking about Dr. Bronner's.

This was just an offering from head and shoulders.

Now I have to go look up what Dr. Bronner's is.

I grew up on Dr. Bronner's as a kid. It's a wonder I have any hair left..

What the hell is mentholated shampoo? Isn't menthol for cough drops and cigarettes?

Demyx wrote:

Those Timecube shampoo bottles are awesome, I wish all shampoo came in those bottles.

Loathe: It gets dark so early. So early.

I just wanted to know how to dilute it, and the closest thing to an instruction I could find was:

DILUTE: ENJOY 1 SOAP for 18 DIFFERENT USES! GUARANTEED NO SYNTHETIC PEPPERMINT OILS & 100% VEGETARIAN. SUPER MILD CATILE HAS OUTSTANDING WATER SOFTENING & CLEANSING POWERS. PREFERABLE TO HARSH SOAP & DEFATTENING SYNTHETICS. IT DOES NOT CUT DIRT, BUT DISSOLVES IT. IT IS THE MILDEST, MOST PLEASANT SOAP YOU EVER USED OR MONEY BACK! ENJOY BODY RUB TO STIMULATE BODY MIND-SOUL-SPIRIT AND TEACH THE ESSENE MORAL ABC UNITING ALL FREE IN THE SHEPHERD-ASTRONOMER ISRAEL'S GREATEST ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH!

Miashara wrote:

People telling me I can't do things. You can't drive more than twice the speed limit. You can't be a princess you're a boy. You can't lift weights just because you just donated a double dose of red blood cells. Yeah? Well I do what I want!

Just to add to the pile on, you probably shouldn't be lifting weights while dressed as a princess doing twice the speed limit. With or without having just given blood.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

As long as Austin gets to stay, the rest of Texas (Ravenholm) is free to go.

You want this petition, then.

(And for those who were wondering why it ends "We would also like to annex Dublin Texas, Lockhart Texas, & Shiner Texas": those towns are sources for Dr Pepper made with cane sugar rather than HFCS, barbecue, and beer, respectively.)

Jonman wrote:
Miashara wrote:

People telling me I can't do things. You can't drive more than twice the speed limit. You can't be a princess you're a boy. You can't lift weights just because you just donated a double dose of red blood cells. Yeah? Well I do what I want!

Just to add to the pile on, you probably shouldn't be lifting weights while dressed as a princess doing twice the speed limit. With or without having just given blood.

It's the only way to truly appreciate that post-donation nutter-butter.

I do what I want! Princess gonna get his bench on!

Miashara wrote:

I do what I want! [size=15]PRII[/size][size=25]NNNNN[/size][size=8]CCCC[/size][size=2]eeeeeessssss [/size]gonna get his bench on!

FTFY to model the Doppler effect of you yelling that at me while passing at twice the speed limit.

Caught a bug from someone, or have a terrible case of food poisoning.

If I die, tell my wife I said, "Hello".

Batman isn't married.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Batman isn't married.

Quid pro quo, you aren't Batman.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Caught a bug from someone, or have a terrible case of food poisoning.

If I die, tell my wife I said, "Hello".

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Batman isn't married.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Batman isn't married.

Quid pro quo, you aren't Batman.

This was beautiful.

With great power, comes great responsibility...

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