Questions you want answered.

a/s/l? got pic? =oP

shuref00t wrote:

a/s/l? got pic? =oP

LETS BE FRIENDS!!
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32/not picky/in a VAN down by the RIVER.

SpyNavy wrote:

If aliens from another planet were discovered on earth, would they be illegal, and would the INS have jurisdiction?

Given the amount of stuff we've sent out into space (junk, radio wave and invitations), I think we'd have to say they were invited guests.

Should they overstay their welcome, I vote we let Stargate Command handle it.

What is the circumference of a moose?

St.Hillary wrote:

Wasn't there already a thread like this way back when?

I have no idea, but if there was, there is no possible way I would ever be able to find it.

Why is my internet being so fagadaisical this week?

SpyNavy wrote:

If aliens from another planet were discovered on earth, would they be illegal, and would the INS have jurisdiction?

The INS was eliminated several years ago.

Why are they still making new Simpsons episodes?

Here's a question:

How has no one else *coughed* this yet? I mean, I'll play along, but seriously? 2 pages and no link? I noticed people asked about it, but there's a search engine right up there in the corner of the page... I think the GWJer community is slipping in it's old age...

The search engine isn't exactly the greatest.

Running Man wrote:

Why are they still making new Simpsons episodes?

Because Fox loves money and Matt Groening doesn't care anymore.

Really? I mean, I know it's no Google, but I've never really had a problem finding old posts, as long as I remember the thread title or something specifically in the thread I'm searching for...

EDIT-- Oops, I take it back. It is Google... aw, that's so sad...

I refuse to touch that search function. Last time I tried it, I ended up giving up entirely and just cycling through the pages until I finally found what I was looking for because that was quicker! That was for something that I knew exactly what it was. How the hell am I supposed to search for something I don't even know exists? Doing a search for "question answer" does not bring up the old thread in all 26 pages of the search results. Unless someone devises a system that instantly tells people they're making a repeat thread before they even post it, I think you're just going to have to live with repeats every now and then.

It doesn't really matter what you search for, the search function pretty much just brings up entirely random threads that have nothing to do with the words you typed.

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you're near?

Dear God,
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

What if God was one of us?

vbl wrote:
Amoebic wrote:
painthappens wrote:

Where do babies come from?

The mommy's tummy?

I think you mean...

how is babby formed?

how i mine baibi.

dejanzie wrote:

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you're near?

Dear God,
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

What if God was one of us?

Gods only exist as long as they're belived in. If you believe in god, then he exists, at least to you. Perception is reality, and reality is only what we percieve. Everything is as you see it, you create all life simply by acknowledging it.

Here's a serious question: where did the "finger -> butt" meme come from? My search skills aren't bad, but the answer eludes me.

St.Hillary wrote:

What is the circumference of a moose?

4-5 meters.

tagg wrote:

Gods only exist as long as they're belived in. If you believe in god, then he exists, at least to you. Perception is reality, and reality is only what we percieve. Everything is as you see it, you create all life simply by acknowledging it.

So... we're all gods of our own reality?

adam.greenbrier wrote:

Here's a serious question: where did the "finger -> butt" meme come from? My search skills aren't bad, but the answer eludes me.

http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/1...

Pirate Bob wrote:
tagg wrote:

Gods only exist as long as they're belived in. If you believe in god, then he exists, at least to you. Perception is reality, and reality is only what we percieve. Everything is as you see it, you create all life simply by acknowledging it.

So... we're all gods of our own reality?

Or, even better, we can kill everything in the world by refusing to acknowledge it?

What's my diagnosis doctor?

t0W wrote:

What's my diagnosis doctor?

You've got the space madness.

What's better, clicky top pens or twisty pens?

Seth wrote:

What's better, clicky top pens or twisty pens?

Clicky. clickclickclickclickclickclick...

Is this infected?

Mex wrote:

Is this infected?

Man, I wish I had that old pic to post of sad-faced "Li'l Mex" and his red sore.

Serious question: How long should it take a loan officer to make a decision. I applied for a sub $1K loan to get a bike and haven't heard anything in 5 days. I'm guessing thats a bad thing.

Rough, though, through. So similar, yet so different when pronounced. Why? There are foreign people whose brains have been melted by the difference, you now owe them an explanation.

Asz wrote:

Serious question: How long should it take a loan officer to make a decision. I applied for a sub $1K loan to get a bike and haven't heard anything in 5 days. I'm guessing thats a bad thing.

In my backwoods country the money would be on my account for four days now. Just ask him, maybe he just forgot to contact you.

wanderingtaoist wrote:

In my backwoods country the money would be on my account for four days now. Just ask him, maybe he just forgot to contact you.

Thats the response I needed. I've never actually gotten a loan for anything, so I have no idea what the hell is going on. Thanks.

t0W wrote:

What's my diagnosis doctor?

Lupus.

Sonicator wrote:
t0W wrote:

What's my diagnosis doctor?

Lupus.

It's not lupus. Number 13, you're fired.