The Desktop Boob (NSFW)

Edwin wrote:

Heathen! Moses came down with these commandments. Goodjer commandments!

Ah, I hadn't checked them for a few days. I repent. I will do 10 weiner bombs for my sins.

What I want to know is, what do they do for quality testing on these things? And who does it? Do you think it gets old after about your 1,000th boob, or is it just a bunch of guys walking around a boob factory with hard-ons?

Jolly Bill wrote:

What I want to know is, what do they do for quality testing on these things? And who does it? Do you think it gets old after about your 1,000th boob, or is it just a bunch of guys walking around a boob factory with hard-ons?

Or lesbians for that matter. I can imagine a group of quality testers lathering themselves in baby oil and groping each other for the sake of the company. Kind of what I imagine Fletch and Pyro do for Certis.

KrazyTacoFO wrote:

Or lesbians for that matter. I can imagine a group of quality testers lathering themselves in baby oil and groping each other for the sake of the company. Kind of what I imagine Fletch and Pyro do for Certis. :D

Oh damn. That post started so right and yet ended so wrong. That association is going to ruin an entire porn genre for me.

Me desk is not big enough for that.

Is it bad that it makes me want to reboot?

In answer to this I give you this.

Ever feel tired at work and just wish you had some nice girls legs to sleep on while she eased your worries away? Well look no further!

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Weight: 2500 g. Price: $108.00
Product type: Joke item
Japan can be a very strange place when it wants to be. Now we've gotten in one of the most bizarre ever: a sexy "Girlfriend Knee Pillow" (Hiza Makura) made of soft injected foam, a perfect replica of a mini-skirted pair of legs to give you comfort when you feel blue. Now you can lay your head in the lap of a beautiful and caring woman even if you're home alone. Actual size lap pillow is huge, in a box measuring 23 x 11 x 11 inches (69 x 28 x 28 cm) and features soft, realistic legs and exterior cloth skirt piece.

It's funny that there is a little patch of visible white panties too.

Given human nature it's only a matter of time before the invention of "Big Titty Basketball."

We're going to have team names and everything.

Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:

Given human nature it's only a matter of time before the invention of "Big Titty Basketball."

We're going to have team names and everything.

Breastketball.

I want in! Pick me, pick me!

Those ads have been on 4chan for like a decade.

nikon d5100 price wrote:

Nice! Interesting concept. Wonder how many guys are brave enough to have this sitting on their desk at work (or home if married)?

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HAHAHA! Isn't that the truth?! Those guys! Brave and stuff! Hahahaha! Hah! Eh.

You're as subtle as a c*ck in the eye, aren't you?

ColdForged wrote:
nikon d5100 price wrote:

Nice! Interesting concept. Wonder how many guys are brave enough to have this sitting on their desk at work (or home if married)?

(INSERT TOTALLY SURPRISING SPAM LINK HERE!)

HAHAHA! Isn't that the truth?! Those guys! Brave and stuff! Hahahaha! Hah! Eh.

You're as subtle as a c*ck in the eye, aren't you?

Can I start using this phrase, please?

ColdForged wrote:

HAHAHA! Isn't that the truth?! Those guys! Brave and stuff! Hahahaha! Hah! Eh.

You're as subtle as a c*ck in the eye, aren't you?

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Vector wrote:
ColdForged wrote:
nikon d5100 price wrote:

Nice! Interesting concept. Wonder how many guys are brave enough to have this sitting on their desk at work (or home if married)?

(INSERT TOTALLY SURPRISING SPAM LINK HERE!)

HAHAHA! Isn't that the truth?! Those guys! Brave and stuff! Hahahaha! Hah! Eh.

You're as subtle as a c*ck in the eye, aren't you?

Can I start using this phrase, please?

I'd be hurt if you didn't.

Just awesome. Wonder what the reaction would be if i took it on the bus on the way home

I want one for job interviews. If they can't stop staring...

Anyone up for some Joint Ops tomorrow?

Druidpeak wrote:

Anyone up for some Joint Ops tomorrow?

Vanilla or Escalation?

Joint Ops: Operation Desktop Boob?

It has come full circle.

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