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1Dgaf wrote:
momgamer wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
momgamer wrote:

Detante! Detante!

Decolletage! Decolletage!

You know, if that really happened I'd be tempted to respond. I like that a lot better than the usual gull-chorus of "MILF?"

At least you spelled it correctly (unlike me -- sorry). ;)

Jesus, first the furry hate, now this. What's wrong with calling someone MILF? It's hot, it's hip, it tested well with the 18-24 demographic.

You need to listen to Podcast #76 again.

VicD714 wrote:

This could very well be the greatest thread on GWJ, since Podunk introduced the wiener bomb, or "blue-veined junket pumper" as female(!) Elysium would put it.

Fixed.

Yup.

Terrance wrote:

Oh Phillip, this thread is more awesome than the time when I fell asleep and you put your d*ck in my mouth and took a picture.

Yup.

Wow. I don't check the site for like 2 days and I miss out on history. Damn me.

MrDeVil909 wrote:
VicD714 wrote:

This could very well be the greatest thread on GWJ, since Podunk introduced the wiener bomb, or "blue-veined junket pumper" as female(!) Elysium would put it.

Fixed.

Yup.

Ta, I was just about to correct that ;]

WipEout wrote:

I bet if a mugger got that wallet, even he would give it back after reading this thread...

"You're sick, man! You're f*cking sick!!"

Just because of the "loosing"/"losing" typo? That is one exacting mugger -- out of work English teacher?

While we're on the subject, it could be a she couldn't it? EEO Mugging, right?

PS: Welcome, Lady Elysium.

No, the mugger would give it back because of

De shame, de shame....

The terrifying nature of the Goodjer Summoning Ritual™ is oft not seen in the wild, but should be taken notice of once performed.

Don't cross the beams and all that.

RSPaulette wrote:
WipEout wrote:

I bet if a mugger got that wallet, even he would give it back after reading this thread...

"You're sick, man! You're f*cking sick!!"

Just because of the "loosing"/"losing" typo? That is one exacting mugger -- out of work English teacher?

Well, no... because of reading the printed thread that was in the wallet... and the whackiness therein... now the joke's dead...

WipEout wrote:
RSPaulette wrote:
WipEout wrote:

I bet if a mugger got that wallet, even he would give it back after reading this thread...

"You're sick, man! You're f*cking sick!!"

Just because of the "loosing"/"losing" typo? That is one exacting mugger -- out of work English teacher?

Well, no... because of reading the printed thread that was in the wallet... and the whackiness therein... now the joke's dead...

I think RSPaulette was being deliberately obtuse for effect.

Now who's killed the joke? :p

LupusUmbrus wrote:

The terrifying nature of the Goodjer Summoning Ritual™ is oft not seen in the wild, but should be taken notice of once performed.

Don't cross the beams and all that. ;)

So. Who do we summon next?

MrDeVil909 wrote:

So. Who do we summon next?

Megan Fox?

Quintin_Stone wrote:
MrDeVil909 wrote:

So. Who do we summon next?

Megan Fox?

I've been trying that for a while with no luck. Maybe it's all in the avatar.

Or, that we need to wear bras on our heads?

VicD714 wrote:

Or, that we need to wear bras on our heads?

Don't forget to hook up the doll.

So. Who do we summon next?

Derek Smart. Again....

Oh! So that's what's been hiding in Sway's box all this time! The female Elysium!

Irongut wrote:

What will they unite their powers to defend the universe against? Bad games? Fanboy hordes? Evil Publishing Corporations? Certis?

They will defend the universe against the dreaded masses and the games that are made for them.

Welcome Lady Elysium. And despite some (valid) warnings, you probably won't need to worry about *Legion*. He's only interested when there's a risk of meeting this man:
IMAGE(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg)
Otherwise it's just no fun.

MrDeVil909 wrote:

I think RSPaulette was being deliberately obtuse for effect.

This.

Someone should remember this if I ever get to 1000 posts.

Meanwhile, wouldn't a successful Megan Fox summoning end all life as we know it? I mean, it's through the strength of Rabbit that the site managed Felicia Day...

RSPaulette wrote:

Meanwhile, wouldn't a successful Megan Fox summoning end all life as we know it? I mean, it's through the strength of Rabbit that the site managed Felicia Day...

It's a risk, I'm willing to take.

Is it fair to compare Megan Fox and Felicia Day? Both attractive for different reasons.

WipEout wrote:

Well, no... because of reading the printed thread that was in the wallet... and the whackiness therein... now the joke's dead...

that's ok, i'll come up with anther typo in a page or two.

so let's try something, in order to summon Megan Fox...

IMAGE(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6364/foxwo0.png)

If this works, I imagine the site will go down five seconds after it does.

Rat Boy wrote:

If this works, I will go down on my knees and thank everything I hold holy five seconds after it does.

Fixed that for greater accuracy.

If that woman ever graced these boards, I dread to think what account the guys would give of themselves.

Rubb Ed wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

If this works, I will go down on my knees and thank everything I hold holy five seconds after it does.

Fixed that for greater accuracy.

More or less.

1Dgaf wrote:

If that woman ever graced these boards, I dread to think what account the guys would give of themselves.

I personally dread to think what account the guys would give of other guys just to score points. Mex and I would have pretty big bullseyes on our backs.

Rat Boy wrote:
Rubb Ed wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

If this works, I will go down on my knees and thank everything I hold holy five seconds after it does.

Fixed that for greater accuracy.

More or less.

1Dgaf wrote:

If that woman ever graced these boards, I dread to think what account the guys would give of themselves.

I personally dread to think what account the guys would give of other guys just to score points. Mex and I would have pretty big bullseyes on our backs.

Anyone trying to belittle you would look weak.

I'd do her.

St.Hillary wrote:

I'd do her.

Only if she shaves the beard.

Dezlen wrote:
St.Hillary wrote:

I'd do her.

Only if she shaves the beard.

With a body like that, I almost don't care.
Almost.