Hey Elysium Check it out

If you can find a guy named Hillary that lives in this century, then I might be impressed.

dejanzie wrote:
Bizarro Elysium!

(Can't believe I'm the first to say this.)

"BIZARRO! BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! I'M HELPING!"

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I hate the Bizarros.

St.Hillary wrote:
If you can find a guy named Hillary that lives in this century, then I might be impressed.

Done and done.

Bizarro Elysium: "I am...Bizarro Elysium!"
Elysium: "I'm regular Elysium."
Bizarro Certis: "Shut up! Idiots!"
Bizarro Elysium: "Don't you mean, 'Bizarro shut up'?"

On re-thinking the skittles match, if the two Elysiums were to bump into each other, maybe the universe would implode.

St.Hillary wrote:
If you can find a guy named Hillary that lives in this century, then I might be impressed.

I work with a guy from the UK named Beverly. Close enough?

I think we all know that this is in fact, the real Elysium, and that our Elysium is actually Rabbit. We've been had.

Either that or Elysiums multiply like Rabbits.

Or maybe it's like Gremlins. The original went to wash his beard, a stray droplet of water landed on his cheek and he budded a second Elysium.

So if they fed him after midnight that would be... Rob?

Well, I'm certainly glad that you're all having such fun.

How'd you find this thread? And which Elysium are you?

This was all just an elaborate ritual to summon you.

Elysium wrote:
Well, I'm certainly glad that you're all having such fun.

We are just getting started!

just awesome the three comments before mine made me really lol!

Elysium wrote:
Well, I'm certainly glad that you're all having such fun.

Plant!

Elysium wrote:
Well, I'm certainly glad that you're all having such fun.

Is this where we all act awkward because there's a female in the thread? I may have to consult the Player's Handbook on this.

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That's hot.

The beard fetish is simply to throw off our suspicion of Elysium's true female nature! Only someone who couldn't REALLY grow a beard would be that obsessed!

WipEout, I love that you even gave the shirt frilly cuffs. It's those kind of details that make this the hottest thread going right now.

Oh, and the transgender action.

WipEout wrote:
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Bravo. but it feels out of context....

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Bingo!

WipEout wrote:
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A/S/L?

I smell an new addition to the GWJ epic threads, though I am torn. On the one hand, I am uncomfortable with the gender bending of my "brand", but on the other hand people are paying attention to me, which is like crack.

Hooray! Now Elysium is the popular one!

Hobbes2099 wrote:
WipEout wrote:
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Bravo. but it feels out of context....

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Bingo!

This thread is going places. Dark, unimaginable places, but new and exciting at the same time!

It's like an introductory version of "Where's Elysium?"

I think I found him! ...err her! ...it!

St.Hillary wrote:
If you can find a guy named Hillary that lives in this century, then I might be impressed.

There is a man named Hillary who works for IGN.

http://blogs.ign.com/Hil-IGN/ Hillary Goldstein.

HAHAHA.

And Sorry Elysium, just found it pretty interesting. I never meant to offend, but you have to admit it is funny.

Submit and admit~!

Dezlen wrote:
This thread is going places. Dark, unimaginable places, but new and exciting at the same time!

Thread --> butt.

Elysium wrote:
I smell an new addition to the GWJ epic threads, though I am torn. On the one hand, I am uncomfortable with the gender bending of my "brand", but on the other hand people are paying attention to me, which is like crack.

Hooray! Now Elysium is the popular one!


You were until you typed "an new".

Hooray! Now Elysium is the popular one!

What's the over-under on Certis doing a threadlock out of pure jealousy?