Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

I hate idiots.

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Rat Boy wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
lunabean wrote:

I hate f*cking.

Wait, I did that wrong.

If you hate f*cking, then you certainly are doing it wrong.

Or he's doing it wrong.

Welcome to five hours ago. Population, you two.*

* = I'm thinking that should become the new *cough*.

That's some sweet 80-minute lag time you've got there.

I never knew spider sex could be this entertaining.

zeroKFE wrote:

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Oh, wait, now we're talking about wet p*ssy?

OK, I think I've gone too far.

For that I apologize.

But I'm still hitting "Post comment."

=)

nsmike wrote:

One is glad to be of service.

I don't give a flying f*ck what anyone else says, I love that movie. And I'm sick of people trying to tell me why it sucks.

It's robots, and love, and a good tear-jerker scene at the end. Who wouldn't love that?

*sniff* I've got something in my eye...

Serengeti wrote:

I don't give a flying f*ck what anyone else says, I love that movie. And I'm sick of people trying to tell me why it sucks.

I know it never made it to the top 100 movies of all time list, but it was a decent movie with some great moments, and one of the only Asimov->movie adaptations that didn't completely screw things up. I liked it too.

Serengeti wrote:
nsmike wrote:

One is glad to be of service.

I don't give a flying f*ck what anyone else says, I love that movie. And I'm sick of people trying to tell me why it sucks.

It's robots, and love, and a good tear-jerker scene at the end. Who wouldn't love that?

*sniff* I've got something in my eye...

It's Data minus Star Trek. That's all the reason I needed to watch it.

I didn't realize pussy was a censored word.
Oh.

kaostheory wrote:
Mex wrote:

I'm 99% positive I just saw a friend in a porno movie.

Knowing you, you've hit it. :)

No, a MALE friend. He went to the USA a couple of years ago and I stopped hearing from him a few months ago.

I mean the guy in the movie looks almost exactly like him, but a little fatter, and speaks english.

Mex wrote:

but a little fatter

ummmm

Mex wrote:
kaostheory wrote:
Mex wrote:

I'm 99% positive I just saw a friend in a porno movie.

Knowing you, you've hit it. :)

No, a MALE friend. He went to the USA a couple of years ago and I stopped hearing from him a few months ago.

I mean the guy in the movie looks almost exactly like him, but a little fatter, and speaks english.

Sure you're not mistaking your friend for Ron Jeremy?

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I miss Desert Bus.

Anodyne wrote:

I miss Desert Bus.

http://desertbus.org/

Mild Salsa - What is the point?

Jayhawker wrote:

Mild Salsa - What is the point?

For people who can't stand spicy food, or are allergic.

Also, for pansies.

Vrikk wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:

Mild Salsa - What is the point?

For people who can't stand spicy food, or are allergic.

Also, for pansies.

My wife picked this up, and I feel like I am eating a chunky spaghetti sauce.

nsmike wrote:
Serengeti wrote:
nsmike wrote:

One is glad to be of service.

I don't give a flying f*ck what anyone else says, I love that movie. And I'm sick of people trying to tell me why it sucks.

It's robots, and love, and a good tear-jerker scene at the end. Who wouldn't love that?

*sniff* I've got something in my eye...

It's Data minus Star Trek. That's all the reason I needed to watch it.

Having read the short story first, the movie was almost unwatchable.

They Say it's mostly vanity that writes the plays we act / They tell me that's what everybody knows / there's no such thing as sanity / and that's the sanest fact / thats the way the story goes ......

Late to the party. Don't care. "Spidabeetus" was [color=gold]golden[/color]. (And it does look like Wilfred Brimley. It's the eyebrows.)

If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?

The weekend coast-down has officially started.

I'm wondering: is this some sort of free-for-all thread? If so, maybe it should have some sort of warning in the title...

Jayhawker wrote:
Vrikk wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:

Mild Salsa - What is the point?

For people who can't stand spicy food, or are allergic.

Also, for pansies.

My wife picked this up, and I feel like I am eating a chunky spaghetti sauce.

I think spaghetti sauce is spicier. Might as well just eat a tomato.

Agemmon wrote:

I'm wondering: is this some sort of free-for-all thread? If so, maybe it should have some sort of warning in the title...

Beyond this OP, there be spiders.

Rat Boy wrote:

If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?

*Slam* *Drop*

Commander, tear this ship apart, and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!

Hope lives... but for how long?

Jeebus it's cold outside. I'm not sure I'm quite ready for winter yet.

Those damn scientists need to get their priorities straight and invent a slower-ripening banana.