Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

nsmike wrote:

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I've seen all kinds of horrible things on GWJ, but I think this is the first time I've ever thought, "Oh God, Wilford Brimley is going to give me nightmares tonight."

Thanks, nsmike.

Spiders T_T. I'm not going to be able to go into topics anymore, just start them T_T.

Ranger Rick wrote:

I've seen all kinds of horrible things on GWJ, but I think this is the first time I've ever thought, "Oh God, Wilford Brimley is going to give me nightmares tonight."

Thanks, nsmike.

One is glad to be of service.

I think Edwin is stalking me.

No YOU are stalking me. I just threw my iPhone in a passing car so you can no longer track me via gps.

Whatever, jerk. Stop doing the same things I'm doing.

Oh, I forget to mention that I....HATE F*CKING SPIDERS. God damn you Wipeout! I hope one of those crawls in your mouth tonight while your sleeping and spawns it's young!

Mmmmm, nougaty.

cartoonin99 wrote:

Mmmmm, nougaty. :D

Mmmmmmm.... nougat *drool*

FACT:

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About three times a semester I have the thought of, "If I stopped caring about college right now I would feel a lot better about myself and all this work that is looming ahead."

Of course I don't do it, but the feeling always gets dangerously close to me taking action.

93_confirmed wrote:

Oh, I forget to mention that I....HATE F*CKING SPIDERS.

You don't have to f*ck them.

I'm 99% positive I just saw a friend in a porno movie.

Mex wrote:

I'm 99% positive I just saw a friend in a porno movie.

Knowing you, you've hit it.

lunabean wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

Oh, I forget to mention that I....HATE F*CKING SPIDERS.

You don't have to f*ck them.

Correction: I F*CKING HATE F*CKING SPIDERS!

93_confirmed wrote:

Correction: I F*CKING HATE F*CKING SPIDERS! :-)

Ah, I see, so it's really a self-hatred, degrading kind of thing. Your "f*cking hate" is a self-punishment, and doing it with spiders is well, a whole other level.

You really should see a therapist.

lunabean wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

Oh, I forget to mention that I....HATE F*CKING SPIDERS.

You don't have to f*ck them.

It's obvious that you've never f*cked a spider before or you wouldn't be saying that.

Let's try this one more time: I F@CKING HATE, F*CKING HATING, F*CKING SPIDERS.

I'm still not clear here; are you saying that you don't like that you don't like things in addition to the fact that you copulate with arachnids? I'm sorry, it's just a very difficult sentence to parse.

lunabean wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

Oh, I forget to mention that I....HATE F*CKING SPIDERS.

You don't have to f*ck them.

Apparently some people find it so much fun.

lunabean wrote:

I hate f*cking.

Wait, I did that wrong.

Are you sure you're the one doing it wrong?

Poor Zero. First that comment on the value of his penis, now this.

Once you go arach', you never go back...

Vrikk wrote:

About three times a semester I have the thought of, "If I stopped caring about college right now I would feel a lot better about myself and all this work that is looming ahead."

Of course I don't do it, but the feeling always gets dangerously close to me taking action.

I'm in class right now, and this very thought is bouncing around in my head . . .

zeroKFE wrote:

I'm still not clear here; are you saying that you don't like that you don't like things in addition to the fact that you copulate with arachnids? I'm sorry, it's just a very difficult sentence to parse.

I'm saying: I dislike the fact that I hate boneing arachnids.

BadKen wrote:

Once you go arach', you never go back...

I'm tempted to sig that...

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Poor Zero. First that comment on the value of his penis, now this.

Not a fan of the Count, are you?

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lunabean wrote:

I hate f*cking.

Wait, I did that wrong.

If you hate f*cking, then you certainly are doing it wrong.

wordsmythe wrote:
lunabean wrote:

I hate f*cking.

Wait, I did that wrong.

If you hate f*cking, then you certainly are doing it wrong.

Or he's doing it wrong.

Jayhawker wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
lunabean wrote:

I hate f*cking.

Wait, I did that wrong.

If you hate f*cking, then you certainly are doing it wrong.

Or he's doing it wrong.

Welcome to five hours ago. Population, you two.*

* = I'm thinking that should become the new *cough*.

I wrote:

Wait, I did that wrong.

You see, what this means is that the statement that came before it is actually false.