Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

UpToIsomorphism wrote:
Amoebic wrote:
Prederick wrote:

Guys, c'mon. It's 2021.

Rubik's Cube banana hammocks.

it's always bearkini season!

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Charmin's switching up the advertising this year, huh?

Accidentally ate some moldy cheese, happy Friday.

I just got the Roomba I'd been thinking about. It only took fifteen minutes vacuuming a room that I thought we'd kept fairly clean for the thing to pick up all the dog hair it could hold.

It also seriously weirded out the dog.

My wife and son (and in-laws) are gone this week to the beach. My to-do list has grown immeasurably and went from things like...

Watch Bad Batch,
Play Horizon Zero Dawn, and
Organize my toys and collectables...

And now includes far more items like

Replace the mailbox,
Hang the last pictures in the house,
Move the boxes to the basement, and
Throughly clean the playroom.

I know you've written that as a loathe, but honestly, a full week to quietly get sh*t done with no interruptions sounds lovely!

Yeah my wife took the kids for 3 days back in July with her mom for a birthday. It was glorious.

Well mostly. I was a tiny bit sad by day 3. Didn't realize how used to noise in the house I've gotten the last year with 2nd kid.

But mostly it was fun to have no responsibilities again for a couple days

The most beautiful gift to give a parent: Peace and quiet.

Don't get me wrong, I love the peace and quiet, but I wish I had fewer real jobs and more play video games and watch nerdy sh*t jobs.

And I'm guessing by Day 3 I will be crazy.

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Don't get me wrong, I love the peace and quiet, but I wish I had fewer real jobs and more play video games and watch nerdy sh*t jobs.

And I'm guessing by Day 3 I will be crazy.

100% this

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Don't get me wrong, I love the peace and quiet, but I wish I had fewer real jobs and more play video games and watch nerdy sh*t jobs.

And I'm guessing by Day 3 I will be crazy.

Heh. Last time this happened to me (by which I mean one of the two times it's happened in the last 7 years), I rinsed the f*ck out of all the real jobs in the first few days, like full-on 10 hour days of going hell for leather, then kicked back for the rest of it.

Me: I should finish one of the show's I started.
Me 2 min later: predator 2 is on Amazon prime? Let's rewatch that movie.

I received my first ever reddit reward today. But it's not even a good post.

Their doing an autopsy on a body that's been dead for 50 years on the history channel, one of the Alcatraz escapees. It's making me hungry, the dude looks like a roast turkey, but with glasses on.

Day 4: I am going crazy. Where is the people’s?

NPC: I'm very hungry, please go out and find me 3 pieces of raw meat so that I can cook up a good meal.

Me: Here, take 3 of the 500 raw meats I've been keeping in my pockets while running around and fighting all day...

NPC: *briefly considers taking a necklace from a dead townsperson*

Me: I AM LAWFUL GOOD! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? That person may have a family that would appreciate that valuable inheritance!

Also me: *loots literally every corpse*

Tscott wrote:

NPC: I'm very hungry, please go out and find me 3 pieces of raw meat so that I can cook up a good meal.

Me: Here, take 3 of the 500 raw meats I've been keeping in my pockets while running around and fighting all day...

I love Breath of the Wild for this. Link's running around for several weeks swimming, freezing, and in searing heat with a bowl of clam chowder in his bag that somehow doesn't go bad.

Prederick wrote:

I love Breath of the Wild for this. Link's running around for several weeks swimming, freezing, and in searing heat with a bowl of clam chowder in his bag that somehow doesn't go bad.

Stasis power says hi.

I caught a small fish in my first few minutes of playing Dragon's Dogma. I put it in my storage chest. 500 hours of gameplay later, and it's still there. Still fresh. Not stinky at all. I actually lived dozens and dozens of alternate lives with that fish in my storage chest and it still didn't go bad.

I hereby void all of this year. We all need to stop pretending and just accept that 2020 part 2 is still going and thus we can take the rest of the year off.

Stealthpizza wrote:

I hereby void all of this year. We all need to stop pretending and just accept that 2020 part 2 is still going and thus we can take the rest of the year off.

lots of people are saying that the secret to ending COVID, which the new world order government elites, 5G-loving celebrity class and Bill Gates doesn't want you to know about is by choosing your tag

Chairman_Mao wrote:
Stealthpizza wrote:

I hereby void all of this year. We all need to stop pretending and just accept that 2020 part 2 is still going and thus we can take the rest of the year off.

lots of people are saying that the secret to ending COVID, which the new world order government elites, 5G-loving celebrity class and Bill Gates doesn't want you to know about is by choosing your tag

So be it.

"Tag Chosen".

Should be "Chosen Tag" for posterity ;P

or "So Be it."