Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

Superbeard wrote:

What if I kept all of my change in a small tub of white vinegar so that whenever I need coin, they'd be clean and just need to be dried off? Would the smell be a problem? Is there another common odourless coin-cleaning product that won't melt my fingers? These are critical questions!

Is this germophobia, or some coin collecting thing?

clover wrote:
Superbeard wrote:

What if I kept all of my change in a small tub of white vinegar so that whenever I need coin, they'd be clean and just need to be dried off? Would the smell be a problem? Is there another common odourless coin-cleaning product that won't melt my fingers? These are critical questions!

Your fingers would smell like vinegar whenever you fished out coins, but it's a good idea. If you don't like the smell, dilute it by one-third to one-half with water and add a little lemon juice. I use that to clean almost everything in our house.

Which explains why Edwin is always not only spotless, but smells delicious!

Ghostship wrote:
Superbeard wrote:

What if I kept all of my change in a small tub of white vinegar so that whenever I need coin, they'd be clean and just need to be dried off? Would the smell be a problem? Is there another common odourless coin-cleaning product that won't melt my fingers? These are critical questions!

Is this germophobia, or some coin collecting thing?

Well, the new Loonies that were minted look really shiny compared to the other change I have so I figured there's no harm in cleaning the old ones, right? But then I asked - but what happens when I get change from spending the coins? Hence, vinegar-vat.

Leftover Brussels sprouts and chard, carrots + crack hummus, 7 pieces of bacon, and moonshine. Why, yes, I am batchin' it tonight, why do you ask?

Shenanigans, you ate vegetables.

Ghostship wrote:

Shenanigans, you ate vegetables.

But they were yummy too! Just not as yummy as bacon.

Ranger Rick wrote:
Ghostship wrote:

Shenanigans, you ate vegetables.

But they were yummy too! Just not as yummy as bacon.

Very few things are as yummy as bacon.

Ghostship wrote:
Ranger Rick wrote:

Leftover Brussels sprouts and chard, carrots + crack hummus, 7 pieces of bacon, and moonshine. Why, yes, I am batchin' it tonight, why do you ask?

Shenanigans, you ate vegetables.

I count 12 negative servings of vegetables there. I call shens on your shens.

The sounds and rhythm of my MRI scans always bring to mind some sort of techno-dubstep hybrid which is both unfortunate (not a fan of either genre) and amusing.

krev82 wrote:

The sounds and rhythm of my MRI scans always bring to mind some sort of techno-dubstep hybrid which is both unfortunate (not a fan of either genre) and amusing.

I liked making rhythms out of them. The only problem was that it was hard to keep from twitchy-dancing when I needed to stay still!

I still interpret DMCA to mean "Devil May Cry Art" before anything else.

A girl I broke up with like... 6 months ago just texted me "I'm f*cking someone else right now!".

Umm... Well done? Maybe she meant to post it on twitter

Mex wrote:

A girl I broke up with like... 6 months ago just texted me "I'm f*cking someone else right now!".

Umm... Well done? Maybe she meant to post it on twitter

I would just reply back with "cool, I was boning your mom/sister the night we broke up".

Well, no I wouldn't. I'd just shake my head, and pour out two fingers of whiskey.

Text back: "It took you that long? You must have gotten ugly."

Mex wrote:

A girl I broke up with like... 6 months ago just texted me "I'm f*cking someone else right now!".

Umm... Well done? Maybe she meant to post it on twitter

Reply "Me too! How's yours? Mine's like a 7.5 outta 10"

Or, "So am I" "So am I"

"Did you send that twice?"

"Nope, there's two here."

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Text back: "It took you that long? You must have gotten ugly."

Winner.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Text back: "It took you that long? You must have gotten ugly."

Ouch

Reply: "And it's so good you're... texting in the middle?"

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

Reply: "And it's so good you're... texting in the middle?"

Or the always crushing: "I'm sorry, who is this?"

Or the always crushing: "I'm sorry, who is this?"

Argh!

I did something very similar a few weeks ago. Someone I dated last year, but have since stopped seeing, decided to text me with a "Hey *******".

I have no clue who this is and I have since deleted their info from my phone, so I retort "Hey there. Who is this?" I didn't get a reply back.

To clarify, I dated a few women last year so I honestly don't know who this was.

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Edwin wrote:

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*Laughs* That's perfect. Man, that number of times I could have used that card...

Man, this is not much of a deal at all...

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I am going to start bribing myself to wake up early and eat breakfast. Bacon has been purchased.

Miashara wrote:

I am going to start bribing myself to wake up early and eat breakfast. Bacon has been purchased.

Why does it have to be breakfast?

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My Twitter peeps are the best people. Except for that one murderer.

I was never convicted! Wait, am I on your twitter feed?

When an older co-worker that's not known to do well with any form of joking says "Time to shave man, you have more hair on your face than you have on top of your head" it is perhaps not the best idea to respond with "You're just jealous because I'm in that situation by choice."

I'm probably going to get talked to about this later.

You've been HRed, son!