Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

Gravey wrote:

Emily doesn't know he exists, does she?

She does. She thinks he's such a skeeze!

Mex is the worst kind of monster.

Psych wrote:

Mex is the worst kind of monster.

Emily?

Mex wrote:
Psych wrote:

Mex is the worst kind of monster.

Emily?

Grandpa?

Grenn wrote:
Mex wrote:
Psych wrote:

Mex is the worst kind of monster.

Emily?

Grandpa?

JASON? JASON??

SNAAAAAAAKE!

McIrishJihad wrote:
Grenn wrote:
Mex wrote:
Psych wrote:

Mex is the worst kind of monster.

Emily?

Grandpa?

JASON? JASON??

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Bueller?

That was a good salad. Where is the dog?

Why did I do the math? 65 hours in 23 days averages to nearly 3 hours a day. How the heck could I have played so much Skyrim this month?

McIrishJihad wrote:

Why did I do the math? 65 hours in 23 days averages to nearly 3 hours a day. How the heck could I have played so much Skyrim this month?

Because it's Skyrim. It's like a gas, it expands to fill the available time.

I spoke with the nurse yesterday while dropping off his keys. My roommate had a temperature of 105.1. He'd been in a minor car accident the day before and may have had a slight concussion in addition to being sick. If I hadn't dialed 911, he may have died in his bed. Talk about surreal.

Huh I caught the new The Ultimate Fighter TV show and it was really good, very cinematic and dramatic and a lot of punching mens. I might watch this whole season:

They're on season 17? Geez. I remember watching the first couple of seasons.

Teneman wrote:
McIrishJihad wrote:

Why did I do the math? 65 hours in 23 days averages to nearly 3 hours a day. How the heck could I have played so much Skyrim this month?

Because it's Skyrim. It's like a gas, it expands to fill the available time.

I still can't believe I've been able to find 65 hours this month for Skyrim.

Although it would explain the stack of dishes in the kitchen...

Everyone needs a yodeling pickle, right?

My ipad had an update notification for Amazing Ants -- bug fixes. NO sh*t?!

Wembley wrote:

They're on season 17? Geez. I remember watching the first couple of seasons.

I gave up on The Ultimate Fighter a long time ago but this season, at least the first episode was really excellent - it was more of a documentary kind of thing, not that stupid "REALITY TV!" thing they tried before. Excellent change if they keep it up. More visually attractive too.

A lot of the drama was just the guys being interviewed and going "I have NOTHING else in my life. I have 10 dollars to my name and I just gave them away to my brother" and then the guy they're going to fight gets interviewed and he goes "I brought my two sons to watch me fight, I have no job and I need to win a custody battle to keep them" etc. And then they fight and yikes :s

Looks like every UFC fighter has a rough life

Dude, you want to buy my freezer. Where are you, dude? Come buy my freezer!

Miashara wrote:

Dude, you want to buy my freezer. Where are you, dude? Come buy my freezer!

Yay! He bought my freezer.

Miashara wrote:
Miashara wrote:

Dude, you want to buy my freezer. Where are you, dude? Come buy my freezer!

Yay! He came to buy the freezer and I chopped him up and stored the tattered flesh in the freezer.

FTFY

It's 4:11pm Friday, work is dead.

I can't leave yet.

Save me.

TACO TACO TACO

Mushroom, mushroom.

Snake! Snake!

It's Friday, I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do, and yet I'm grasping desperately for motivation like a miser for pennies. In short, it's Friday.

To be fair, it could also be Monday through Thursday.

Superbeard wrote:

It's Friday, I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do, and yet I'm grasping desperately for motivation like a miser for pennies. In short, it's Friday.

I originally read this as "a miner for penises" and wondered where the hell that metaphor came from.

I obviously need to have my glasses checked.

Superbeard wrote:

It's Friday, I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do, and yet I'm grasping desperately for motivation like a miser for pennies. In short, it's Friday.

I didn't read that as pennies.

trichy wrote:
Miashara wrote:
Miashara wrote:

Dude, you want to buy my freezer. Where are you, dude? Come buy my freezer!

Yay! He came to buy the freezer and I chopped him up and stored the tattered flesh in the freezer.

FTFY

An amateur mistake. I wait until he disposes of the freezer for me. Then things proceed.

Rubb Ed wrote:

I originally read this as "a miner for penises" and wondered where the hell that metaphor came from.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

I didn't read that as pennies.

Okay, boys, time to go outside and think about something other than dicks.