Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

Serengeti wrote:

Rye-on-Rye is so good, but so dangerous!

Dangerous is correct. All I remember from my first night with it is the feeling of shame.

My sanity wanes with each passing day that I deal with patrons who can't distinguish the internet from what web browser they're using.

Related: Today someone told me that they tried to access our site from an AOL browser, and I laughed to keep from crying. Not because AOL browser isn't a thing, but because he might actually be telling the truth.

More people than usual wearing Redskins sweaters at the gym today: 2. Normal number of people in Ravens sweaters: 0.

Just saying.

Miashara wrote:

More people than usual wearing Redskins sweaters at the gym today: 2. Normal number of people in Ravens sweaters: 0.

Just saying.

I still want to know if the Ravens' throw back jerseys, are Browns' jerseys; just saying.

I have the disorients from driving across Canada.

If I can't pronounce your name, I'm probably going to call you sir/ma'am until corrected and you pronounce it yourself.

If after you pronounce it I can't, then we're going down the rabbit hole of call and response until either I get it right, you get sick of correcting me, or we mutually conclude sir/ma'am is fine again.

Mr She-Ra wrote:

If I can't pronounce your name, I'm probably going to call you sir/ma'am until corrected and you pronounce it yourself.

If after you pronounce it I can't, then we're going down the rabbit hole of call and response until either I get it right, you get sick of correcting me, or we mutually conclude sir/ma'am is fine again.

I agree with your approach, Mr She-Ra.

I think there's about to be a ferret vs. rat dog fight on my bus.

My money is on the ferrets... they seem unfazed so far. The Chihuahua needs a Valium.

Jonman wrote:
Mr She-Ra wrote:

If I can't pronounce your name, I'm probably going to call you sir/ma'am until corrected and you pronounce it yourself.

If after you pronounce it I can't, then we're going down the rabbit hole of call and response until either I get it right, you get sick of correcting me, or we mutually conclude sir/ma'am is fine again.

I agree with your approach, Mr She-Ra.

I wanted to be all
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but I was really all.
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Tomorrow's (Friday) maximum temperature is predicted to be 29C (84.2F) and the minimum will be 25C. The odd thing is that the max is will occur before the minimum as a cool change will come through. Thus the max is predicted to occur at about 7am, with the minimum occurring shortly after.

Today will be 39C (102.2F). I love summer!

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

Strangeblades wrote:

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

You should come to Australia right now, it's toasty warm!

Bring your wife too...

AP Erebus wrote:

Bring your wife too...

The ellipsis adds just the right amount of creepiness.

AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

You should come to Australia right now, it's toasty warm!

Bring your wife too...

Hmm. I've heard about you Auckers. You be dangerous and shifty-eyed. I've even got documented video evidence.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/yJTBW.gif)

Strangeblades wrote:
AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

You should come to Australia right now, it's toasty warm!

Bring your wife too...

Hmm. I've heard about you Auckers. You be dangerous and shifty-eyed. I've even got documented video evidence.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/yJTBW.gif)

Ridiculous!

More like this.
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AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

You should come to Australia right now, it's toasty warm!

Bring your wife too...

Hmm. I've heard about you Auckers. You be dangerous and shifty-eyed. I've even got documented video evidence.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/yJTBW.gif)

Ridiculous!

More like this.
IMAGE(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7atwxxD61r4ghkoo1_500.gif)

Yeah, except made of spiders.

iaintgotnopants wrote:
AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

You should come to Australia right now, it's toasty warm!

Bring your wife too...

Hmm. I've heard about you Auckers. You be dangerous and shifty-eyed. I've even got documented video evidence.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/yJTBW.gif)

Ridiculous!

More like this.
IMAGE(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7atwxxD61r4ghkoo1_500.gif)

Yeah, except made of spiders.

Poisonous spiders.

McIrishJihad wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:
AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
AP Erebus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Winnipeg is cold. I'm in it and it's cold. I don't like this.

It has answered the question of where Northern Ontario's cold weather went. It went to Winnipeg.

You should come to Australia right now, it's toasty warm!

Bring your wife too...

Hmm. I've heard about you Auckers. You be dangerous and shifty-eyed. I've even got documented video evidence.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/yJTBW.gif)

Ridiculous!

More like this.
IMAGE(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7atwxxD61r4ghkoo1_500.gif)

Yeah, except made of spiders.

Poisonous spiders.

Fun fact: English is not an Australian's native language. Their primary language is screaming, and all words mean, 'Oh god, it's poisonous, get it off, get it off!' The difference is exclusively plural or singular.

Seven. Seven is the number of Sargento muenster slices you can eat consecutively before you realize you've ruined your night.

Blind_Evil wrote:

Seven. Seven is the number of Sargento muenster slices you can eat consecutively before you realize you've ruined your night.

At that point, you just decide to finish the block?

Non-sequitur: gummy bears have pants.

McIrishJihad wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:

Seven. Seven is the number of Sargento muenster slices you can eat consecutively before you realize you've ruined your night.

At that point, you just decide to finish the block?

Non-sequitur: gummy bears have pants.

Block finished me.

Miashara wrote:

Fun fact: English is not an Australian's native language. Their primary language is screaming, and all words mean, 'Oh god, it's poisonous, get it off, get it off!' The difference is exclusively plural or singular.

Psych wrote:
Serengeti wrote:

Rye-on-Rye is so good, but so dangerous!

Dangerous is correct. All I remember from my first night with it is the feeling of shame.

Went out last night with a bunch of friends, had more than a few Rye-on-Rye, kissed two random girls and one random guy for good measure, bought shots and champagne for everyone in the bar, made a bunch of new friends and put $926 on my credit card. Yes, it's dangerous, but the memories will last a lifetime!

Serengeti wrote:
Psych wrote:
Serengeti wrote:

Rye-on-Rye is so good, but so dangerous!

Dangerous is correct. All I remember from my first night with it is the feeling of shame.

Went out last night with a bunch of friends, had more than a few Rye-on-Rye, kissed two random girls and one random guy for good measure, bought shots and champagne for everyone in the bar, made a bunch of new friends and put $926 on my credit card. Yes, it's dangerous, but the memories will last a lifetime!

That sounds like a rollicking good night all around...

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

Spoiler:

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why wasn't six afraid of seven in base eight?

Because 7 10 11.

Smarmy is my new favorite word.

Smarmy.

I'm glad the Patriots lost, if only because I hate Tom Brady and his even smugger coach.

Why, youtube, why did you bring me here

What is the word, cringe?

edit: We're gonna need some sort of amnesty in the future for everyone who uploaded one of these youtube videos when they were young...
Ladies and gentlemen, hold up your lighters...this one's for Emily...

Mex wrote:

Why, youtube, why did you bring me here

What is the word, cringe?

edit: We're gonna need some sort of amnesty in the future for everyone who uploaded one of these youtube videos when they were young...
Ladies and gentlemen, hold up your lighters...this one's for Emily...

I'd stand completely still and mumble, tugging on my shirt for yooooooou.

Emily doesn't know he exists, does she?