Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

Sky rockets in flight-- boooo! Afternoon Delight-- boooowup!

Political movements in non-Western countries with the word "Freedom" or "Democratic" in it are 893% more likely to be sadistic, fascist, fear-mongering creeps.

That's only because they aren't American. The US is the only place where those words can be used correctly and truthfully.

dejanzie wrote:

Political movements in non-Western countries with the word "Freedom" or "Democratic" in it are 893% more likely to be sadistic, fascist, fear-mongering creeps.

Fixed.

You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome.

93_confirmed wrote:

Never assume - it makes

Can we make this cliche one of those "never again" things on bumper stickers?

Never assume. It makes you look like a stupid jerk if you're wrong, which you will be because you're an idiot.

I like that one better.

Sometimes you eat the b'ar, and sometimes, well... he eats you.

[size=6]The bear won tonight.[/size]

BadKen wrote:

Sometimes you eat the b'ar, and sometimes, well... he eats you.

[size=6]The bear won tonight.[/size]

I'm impressed that you got a decently wireless connection from inside the b'ar.

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

I'm impressed that you got a decently wireless connection from inside the b'ar.

There's a biker bar not too far from the house with free wireless. Since I telecommute I've been thinking about putting in some hours from there. Can I claim those drinks as a work expense?

My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage.

I can smell McDonalds from down the road in my living room. It can be dangerous...

Agemmon wrote:

I can smell McDonalds from down the road in my living room. It can be dangerous...

Indeed. The urge to vomit must be nearly uncontrollable. You must keep buckets everywhere.

doubtingthomas396 wrote:

My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage.

Mine did. Though they were overcooked.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
doubtingthomas396 wrote:

My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage.

Mine did. Though they were overcooked.

Denny's is horrible. They should all be replaced by Waffle Houses.

I really want IHOP.

I saw some graffiti in a bathroom stall that was written all in bold-face black sharpie that read simply "It's TEARING ME APART."

I have never felt a truer connection and understanding with another human being than I did at that moment.

I do my best thinking smoking, sh*tting, and showering. Now you can smoke on the sh*tter, you can sh*t in the shower, but it's mighty difficult to shower while smoking.

Sir, if you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it.

Message repeats:

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

MyBrainHz wrote:

Sir, if you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it.

Message repeats:

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

That sounds like what you tell a guy who's pissed you slept with his girlfriend.

MyBrainHz wrote:

Sir, if you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it.

Message repeats:

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

Not safe for eyeballs:

BadKen wrote:

Not safe for eyeballs:

Oh God, WHY!?

BadKen wrote:

Horrible, horrible things!

Oh my God! MY EYES!

I used to get really excited about the season that Christmas brings with it.

I always wonder what I'd be like if I didn't have pockets.

I used to get really excited about the season that Christmas brings with it.

If you mean Winter, then you must be remembering school getting canceled. Otherwise, if you liked it when you were older, you're just a masochist.

If you mean the holiday season, and you don't get excited anymore,

Oh, and

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This is my first Christmas season not working retail in about 15 years. It's going to take a few more to get rid of the stench, though.

Sometimes I want to post more, but I always hold back. That's why I made a second account; and still ended up deleting posts.

Audrey Hepburn was one fine piece of pixie ass back in the day.

Kannon has never heard of A Miser Brothers Christmas. :O