Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

I swear out loud when nobody is around. It calms me down.

Sometimes I really want to smack my minion.

If I could make an Anxiety Pie Chart, 78% of it would be my constant worry over what people would think if they found out just how much I loved Jane Ausin's Pride & Prejudice. The movie, miniseries, and book fall under that umbrella.

The Seahawks are really unlucky this season and this pisses me off.

Also, I tried Mirrors Edge today and loved it. Will buy. New Guitar Hero tomorrow also.

Often, my inner monologue turns into an inner dialog and I start mouthing the words silently, and acting out the body language of both parties in the dialog. Then my wife makes fun of me.

I don't own any consoles at all anymore. It doesn't feel as weird as I thought it would.

Sometimes I wake up because I hear my name being screamed and then realize it's in my own head.

By sometimes I mean about every other night.

I'm pretty sure this thread is trying to tell me something...hmm. I don't get it.

Also Taco Bell is the best lunch you can ever have.

Taco Bell also makes a pretty good dinner.

I am not looking forward to the 40+ bags of leaves I will be raking up this weekend.

Fish stinks.

Some days I want to leave and never come back.

The music I find most interesting is stuff that is so complicated I could never hope to play it myself.

You know what I like? That first fart when you wake up in the morning. That's a good fart.

Grenn wrote:

If I could make an Anxiety Pie Chart, 78% of it would be my constant worry over what people would think if they found out just how much I loved Jane Ausin's Pride & Prejudice. The movie, miniseries, and book fall under that umbrella.

You have reason to be worried... I just hope I remember this for the next S&T.

FSeven wrote:

Ate some great Mexican last night and can't stay off the toilet today. Montezuma's Revenge.

Cannibalism is wrong.

MrDeVil909 wrote:

Is this what Twitter is like?

Yes.

FSeven wrote:

Ate some great Mexican last night and can't stay off the toilet today. Montezuma's Revenge.

That's not Montezuma's Revenge. You don't want to know how different it is.

Reaper81 wrote:

I swear out loud when nobody is around. It calms me down.

I am glad to hear this, because I do this all the f*cking time.

I wonder why americans call him Montezuma, the name is Moctezuma.

Also, the next console should have controllers like an iPhone. A screen that is pressure sensitive and it can change depending on the game and stuff.

Podunk wrote:
Reaper81 wrote:

I swear out loud when nobody is around. It calms me down.

I am glad to hear this, because I do this all the f*cking time.

I swear out loud because it cheers me up. I guess that's kind of the same thing.

My kids got an XBox 360 for their birthday (both in November) and I have to decide between a game that is appropriate for them or something for me to play after they go to bed. In the end I will get them a game but man does it suck being a responsible parent sometimes.
And I make funny faces at people when they aren't looking.

My stomach hurts. I blame it on the fact that I didn't eat dinner last night and deny it had anything to do with the three car bombs.

MyBrainHz wrote:

The music I find most interesting is stuff that is so complicated I could never hope to play it myself.

Me too. Dream Theater mainly

Logical non sequiturs make perfect sense to me.

P.S.
My brain hurts, so I am now eating my head.

I like juice. Grape and apple are really my two favorites. Screw OJ. That orange crap is overrated.

I keep yawning, don't want to work and blah.

I like the phrase "toroidal aspersions," even if it makes no sense when you know what the words mean.

I entered this thread without the knowlege of just exactly what a non squitur is.

A non squirter?

Podunk wrote:
Reaper81 wrote:

I swear out loud when nobody is around. It calms me down.

I am glad to hear this, because I do this all the f*cking time.

I sometimes curse long and loud when I'm alone, then realize that I'm ranting with no audience, then start chuckling.

I'm a real bitch when I'm hungry.