I'm sure we've all wanted to make a random post that doesn't merit its own thread. In fact some of us don't seem to hesitate starting one regardless. Anyway, here's a collection thread for random thoughts. Have at!
My dog makes a disgusting amount of slurping noise while bathing his forepaws.
Hard, so very hard.
I often wonder why an NC-17 rating on a movie has more of a stigma than XXX.
What did cavemen say when they first had chicken?
Hot tub. GNR. Alcoholic beverage.
Life is good.
These pants are far too tight.
I need to kill this addiction to TF2 and get back out there, my social life is taking a beating.
My ass is on fire.
I am going to drink until I black out on Saturday night.
3 Irish Car Bombs is bliss.
Edit: Unless of course you're playing with Danjo and souldaddy in Gears.
The germs are coming to get me.
Whoa... hold on a sec guys. So far this is the most on topic thread in the forums. You guys are actually sticking to the original point of the post. I for one will not sequitur, be they non or otherwise!
I hope I still remember how to drive in snow with crappy tires.
I'm overly fond of ribs and Jennifer Connelly.
I'm overly fond of Jennifer Connelly's ribs...
I am stupidhaiku, and I approve this message.
Jesus Christ Salma Hayek, stop being so goddamned hot for a minute. Give my penis a break. Not that I will, of course.
I just ate some lip skin.
Jennifer Garner looks and acts like she has a low IQ.
Is this what Twitter is like?
I voted "Yes" on this topic
*Sigh* ...I miss Alias.
Anecdote:
Playing 'I spy' with Paul and his two kids.
The youngest said, "I spy with my little eye something beginning with F."
"Flowers!" I said.
"No."
"Rat!" Paul said.
"That's it!" the youngest confirms with glee.
I looked at Paul and asked, "How did you know it was rat."
He smiled. "It's always rat."
A mountain of pudding could be the source of an international incident. Someone should form a committee. Or maybe just get some spoons.
Otherwise known as the "Increase Your Post Count" thread ....
Ate some great Mexican last night and can't stay off the toilet today. Montezuma's Revenge.
I just ate a whole box of Crunch Berries for breakfast.
Jennifer Garner looks and acts like she has a low IQ.
She is with Affleck, so, uh...yea.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Giraffe.
How do you taste the sound of blue?
I haven't had breakfast in years.
I get worked up over silly things sometimes.
Excitement over small things.
Disappointment over things that don't turn out perfect when I make them.
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