A buddy of mine just emailed me this note:
"Can any one think of a word that rhymes with "seventy"?
My uncle Brian is turning 70. When he turned 50 we put up a sign saying, "Nifty nifty look who's fifty". On my ride in this morning I was racking my brain for an updated saying.
I need my sneakers back tonight."
Now, the part about the sneakers is mostly irrelevant, but I haven't been able to come up with anything that rhymes. Any thoughts, HiveMind?