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St.Hillary
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Prose before Bros
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Ack, why are we reviving this thread?!
Horrible horrible pictures that I can't help but want to look at.

LobsterMobster wrote:

Also, f*ck Australia. F*ck them and their censorship and their insanely huge bird-eating spiders.

I agree!

Stengah wrote:

St.Hillary is my proof for humans being friggin' awesome.

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St.Hillary is the best, ever!

LouZiffer
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The Lord of Dorkness
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Thirteenth
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TGIF
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LobsterMobster wrote:
Sonicator wrote:

I'm no arthopologist (is that the word?) but it sounds plausible to me. I'd prefer your explanation though!

Entomologist.

Note to self - LobMob doesn't know the difference between insects and arachnoid. Make fun of him at every opportunity.

wordsmythe
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Thirteenth wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Sonicator wrote:

I'm no arthopologist (is that the word?) but it sounds plausible to me. I'd prefer your explanation though!

Entomologist.

Note to self - LobMob doesn't know the difference between insects and arachnoid. Make fun of him at every opportunity.

You'd think a lobster would know that kind of thing.

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Words... are a big deal.

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Secret Asian Man
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Always Delivers
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Pharacon wrote:
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Arise! Just saw this in today's news. Hooray for Australia!

IMAGE(http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2007/national/2210_birdeating_sp_lg.jpg)

IMAGE(http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2007/national/2210_angel_sp_lg.jpg&width=310)

Original story.

Ok If I walked along and got a glimpse of that spider I would run screaming back into my garage for a SHOTGUN.

Fixed that for you. Your puny homemade flamethower would only make it angry.

Sonicator
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Digeridoom!
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LobsterMobster wrote:

Also, f*ck Australia. F*ck them and their censorship and their insanely huge bird-eating spiders. Land down under my... no, that sounds really bad.

I see your bird-eating spiders, and raise you Sarah Palin. All things considered, I'm happy here.

(Apologies if that's getting a little too close to P&C)

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First thing my grandfather taught me was "Don't let any hellportals near your junk."

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Grenn
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Awesomeville Crier
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Sitting uncomfortably close to your girlfriend
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Sonicator wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:

Also, f*ck Australia. F*ck them and their censorship and their insanely huge bird-eating spiders. Land down under my... no, that sounds really bad.

I see your bird-eating spiders, and raise you Sarah Palin. All things considered, I'm happy here.

(Apologies if that's getting a little too close to P&C)

I'm fairly certain that spider will only gain strength and speed from you politics talk. If you must, start a scorpion control thread.

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IMAGE(http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2007/national/2210_birdeating_sp_lg.jpg)

IMAGE(http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2007/national/2210_angel_sp_lg.jpg&width=310)

Original story.

What needs to be known is if this is the genesis of The Weaver. I really hope not.

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wordsmythe
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Spondee Camper
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Grenn wrote:

genesis

Are you sure you want to Turn It On Again?

Hypatian wrote:

Words... are a big deal.

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Editing is one of the great inventions of civilization.

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Grenn
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wordsmythe wrote:
Grenn wrote:

genesis

Are you sure you want to Turn It On Again?

dammit

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wordsmythe
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Spondee Camper
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Grenn wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Grenn wrote:

genesis

Are you sure you want to Turn It On Again?

dammit

No, that's Blink182.

Hypatian wrote:

Words... are a big deal.

Jill Lapore wrote:

Editing is one of the great inventions of civilization.

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Grenn
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Awesomeville Crier
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wordsmythe wrote:
Grenn wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Grenn wrote:

genesis

Are you sure you want to Turn It On Again?

dammit

No, that's Blink182.

goddamnit

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Bonus_Eruptus
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Biggest Darryl
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Zombie spider thread!

I hate to bring this up again (that's a lie), but this is too awesome to pass up.

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NSMike
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NS Stands for Not Straight
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Like a good spider, this thread shall not die.

Here's a jumping spider mating dance:

And just in case you thought that was an ant on the counter earlier, be sure to count the legs...

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sleep well!

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Nosferatu
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Got Blood?
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Is that a mating dance or does it just have gas?

"Sited for not having a red flag on that ass"-ibdoomed

LobsterMobster
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Claw Shrimp
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On a picnic, going "La la la!"
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Nosferatu wrote:

Is that a mating dance or does it just have gas?

He reminds me of Meatwad.

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

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Pharacon
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Walking on Thin Ice
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LobsterMobster wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:

Is that a mating dance or does it just have gas?

He reminds me of Meatwad.

What the hell was the noise?!

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wordsmythe
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Spondee Camper
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Creepy spider is immortal!

Hypatian wrote:

Words... are a big deal.

Jill Lapore wrote:

Editing is one of the great inventions of civilization.

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Grenn
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Oh Spider thread, how I missed you.

edit* So has Stephen Colbert.

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Spunior
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Europeon
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Why walk if you can roll?

Quintin_Stone
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Not Without Incident
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More here.

Certis: Quintin is both smart and attractive.

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LobsterMobster
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Claw Shrimp
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On a picnic, going "La la la!"
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Clock Spider?

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

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NSMike
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NS Stands for Not Straight
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LobsterMobster wrote:

Clock Spider?

Steampunk.

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LiquidMantis
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Off With My Head!
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LobsterMobster wrote:

Clock Spider?

Bringing the thread full circle? Just like a clock?

[quote=LiquidMantis]Creepy spiders? Yes, please!

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Concave
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Hellhound for hire
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(Reasonable rates)
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Pharacon wrote:

And now the perfect capper for this thread.... PLAY WITH SPIDER

Aaah, cute!

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CptGlanton
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Scalphunter
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I have two things to say before I go take an hour-long shower and scrub myself with a wire brush.

1) I hate you all.

2) I really really hate Australia.

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Katy
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Knit 1, Pwn 2
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Noting your location...

Wolf spider with young
IMAGE(http://www.carolinanature.com/spiders/spider6343.jpg)

Fishing Spider
IMAGE(http://www.carolinanature.com/spiders/bigspider-450.jpg)

Fishing spider (different genus), with a cockroach
IMAGE(http://www.carolinanature.com/spiders/bigspider00982.jpg)

All pictures from http://www.carolinanature.com/spiders/ , North Carolina Spider Photos

Wear sunscreen.

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Thin_J
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Cabbot Patch Kid
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Posting pictures of spiders from the person's home state?

Evil.

I like it.

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CptGlanton
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Scalphunter
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PurEvil
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Nine Lives of Doom
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I'm surprised this thread is still going. It's like the evil bastard step-child of the picture thread. Maybe I should change the title to "Post a picture, creep me the f*ck out."

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Grenn
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Fact: Wherever you go in this world, you're never more than five feet away from this thread.

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