Going on a date Friday. **(Updated May 3rd)**

cartoonin99 wrote:
Wow.

More info later.

Stop Teasing us Please, Tell us.

This might give Civ 2 chick a run for its money.

Morrolan wrote:
Don't be a tease. I'm spending the entire weekend studying organic chem, and I need to live vicariously. TELL THE STORY YOU SLUT!

[edit] - If it turns out she was a cutter, I've got a thread for you to refer back to.

I remember that thread.

Rat Boy wrote:
This might give Civ 2 chick a run for its money.

Hopefully with a less Halo 2-ish ending.

Maybe he's still on the date.

I'm guessing she talked on her cellphone for 20 minutes, then she told him he was a nice guy but she had to go, then, still on her cell, she walked into traffic and got hit by a bus.

cartoonin is sitting in his apartment right now washing off the smears of blood off his clothing and thinking whether to call the police.

It could happen.

Rat Boy wrote:
This might give Civ 2 chick a run for its money.

cartoonin99:

You don't happen have any skeletons your closet that would make a girl turn and run like hell?

This is bullsh*t. I demand the details immediately.

Okay, it's been a whole day. Maybe someone should go check on him and see if he's still handcuffed to the bed.
He must be freed so that I may live vicariously.

He's in a tub of ice missing a kidney and part of his liver.

Rob_Anybody wrote:
Okay, it's been a whole day. Maybe someone should go check on him and see if he's still handcuffed to the bed.
He must be freed so that I may live vicariously.

Dang, I don't know his house number.

He's still sitting in the cold shower trying to wash off the distaste of finding out she's a really a man.

C'mon man, you have an audience here!

All right. The "date" started around 6ish on Friday and ended about 2 hours ago. To say that it was an eventful weekend would be a friggin understatement and I already talked to my brother on the cell this morning out in Vegas, what I relayed to him made him speechless for about 10 seconds of awkward silence, then he came back at me with a "DAYUM!" Mex would have been proud and I didn't have to resort to roofies (2nd date for those :D) To say we hit it off would be a disservice to the terminology. We knocked it out of the park.

Compatibility on quite a few different topics of interest. Physically we knew that we would be, there wasn't much doubt there. We just had to be sure that it would also translate to a compatibility on an intellectual level, which is incredibly important to me, if you cannot carry on a decent conversation no matter how cute you are, then I won't have much to do with you.

I won't go into the specifics just yet. I might give you a little more than what I am going to say here Quintin, when I see you all Tuesday.

I am tired, sore, and now have muscles aching that I didn't know ever existed. I think I might have lost about 5 lbs in water weight alone.

Alright, is that debaucherous enough?

Every statement in this little missive is 100% true, but you wouldn't know since you weren't there. I will end with this, I had a stupid-ass grin on my face this entire weekend. You can be glad for me, I sure as hell am.

*Uproarious Applause*

Yep, she was a man.

cartoonin99 wrote:
All right. The "date" started around 6ish on Friday and ended about 2 hours ago. To say that it was an eventful weekend would be a friggin understatement and I already talked to my brother on the cell this morning out in Vegas, what I relayed to him made him speechless for about 10 seconds of awkward silence, then he came back at me with a "DAYUM!" Mex would have been proud and I didn't have to resort to roofies (2nd date for those :D) To say we hit it off would be a disservice to the terminology. We knocked it out of the park.

Compatibility on quite a few different topics of interest. Physically we knew that we would be, there wasn't much doubt there. We just had to be sure that it would also translate to a compatibility on an intellectual level, which is incredibly important to me, if you cannot carry on a decent conversation no matter how cute you are, then I won't have much to do with you.

I won't go into the specifics just yet. I might give you a little more than what I am going to say here Quintin, when I see you all Tuesday.

I am tired, sore, and now have muscles aching that I didn't know ever existed. I think I might have lost about 5 lbs in water weight alone.

Alright, is that debaucherous enough?

Every statement in this little missive is 100% true, but you wouldn't know since you weren't there. I will end with this, I had a stupid-ass grin on my face this entire weekend. You can be glad for me, I sure as hell am.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

Yoyoson wrote:
Maybe he's still on the date.

Winner!

Bravo good sir!

Jayhawker wrote:
Yep, she was a man.

I'm glad it turned out for the best, cart.

Applause shatters the roof beams.
You become a paraplegic.

boogle wrote:
Applause shatters the roof beams.
You become a paraplegic.

And then, he is too slow to avoid getting eaten by a grue.

mateo wrote:
boogle wrote:
Applause shatters the roof beams.
You become a paraplegic.

And then, he is too slow to avoid getting eaten by a grue.

I was thinking plague rat, but grue is much better.

cartoonin99 wrote:
To say that it was an eventful weekend would be a friggin understatement and I already talked to my brother on the cell this morning out in Vegas

It's a fine art to insert an even bigger tease in the first payoff. Well played, good sir!

And, of course, congratulations.

Cartoonin has just become a legend here at Gamers With Jobs.

Congrats man. I am really happy to hear that you had a great time and, from the sounds of it, one hell of a date.

She's Greek, isn't she.

shihonage wrote:
She's Greek, isn't she.

Heh. Not Greek. She is a southern girl though.

Lady in the street and all that...

Crash and burn, eh? Well it happens. The important thing to remember is you've got to get up back on that horse! Never give up! Never surrender!

Death...By SNOO SNOO!
I never thought I'd die this way. But I'd always really kind of hoped.

Awesome Cartoonin Sounds like it went great

I have to agree with Mateo, Pictures or it didn't happen

Congrats though