Crazy weird dreams that you've dreamt!

Dreamed I was going to email Epic telling them if they were going to demo Fortnite at PAX Australia they should hire me to do it.

Chance of that is like one in a billion billionty


Mermaidpirate wrote:

Dreamed I was going to email Epic telling them if they were going to demo Fortnite at PAX Australia they should hire me to do it.

Chance of that is like one in a billion billionty :P

Go for it! What have you got to lose?

1. The ensuite in my house was the end of this tram. One of the nice, new trams that are pointy at the end. It had a toilet and a sink in there, so it was better than my actual toilet, but I digress. One day as I was using the toilet naked, the tram left the house to go on its normal route. I struggled to pull my clothes on.

2. I borrowed an omelette from the library. I did my best to take care of it, and went to return it, but as I was doing so some other person said "nah man, it's free food!".

Had a video game car racing dream where I was racing in modern off road cars but in Skyrim.

Dreamed that I had gone on a hiking vacation in China with my boss, but he was too jetlagged or drunk to leave the car we had arrived in. Meanwhile a stereotypical American mid-western family arrived in a quadcopter. The Hawaiian-shirt-wearing dad got uncomfortably close and starting asking under his breath if I was there to help with the "trouble" in the "North" (air quotes his). Once I finally got myself disentangled, I found that my boss had finally left the car and was attempting to order fish and chips from the nearby border guard.

Baron Of Hell wrote:

Had a video game car racing dream where I was racing in modern off road cars but in Skyrim.

I can't find this on steam?!

Had a dream the other night that I couldn't sleep and keep doing the double wake up. Was a long night, need totem.

So, I'm either this guy or following close by or in an over-the-shoulder third person camera. He's traveling and sad about his ex-girlfriend. He comes across a small town. It seems normal at first, but videogames (random simple ones, none from real life) seem to come to life a lot. Everybody is fine with this and joins in whenever they're close enough. It doesn't look like people get injured.

There's always one constant about these games though, and that is a woman who appears and disappears with the game and is a player or the main protagonist. The guy is absolutely intrigued and directs his energy to interact with her more. It's not certain at first if she's cursed or real or what. She always acts within context of the game or genre and disappears when the game is over.

Dream time being what it is, not sure how long it takes, but he does start taking part in every game event he can find and tries talking to her and she is sentient, at least. She doesn't seem unhappy if it is a curse. Her powers are not solely for use within and strictly defined by the current game scenario. In the final scene, they are sitting at a diner booth and have eaten and she does a trick of making milk flow out of her straw via her mouth. Guy wants to know if he can have some milk too. They lean over and kiss. End of episode one in a web series apparently. There were only three main actors, the guy, the girl, and a pixellated horse. They did all the voices of nonhuman characters.

The credits' text was written backwards. I can read backwards though, but I couldn't concentrate enough and their last names looked like some funny characters like Cyrillic or Czech or Thai or whatever so I only got the name "Lucie". I don't know if that's the girl character or the actress. She maybe looks like Jessica Biel or Lucie Pohl (voice of Mercy in Overwatch).

So yeah, I dreamed of a literal Magic Pixie Dream Girl. I feel pretty happy.

I had dream with squirrels in it. The odd thing was that they had black tails. I never seen that before. Turns out some squirrels really do have black tails.

I have odd dreads dreams.


It starts with me standing on the stairs in my grandfather’s house. I take a moment to get acclimated as I was not here a moment ago. I do not know where I came from but I know I was not here. Somehow I know my grandfather is dead and that I must take care of his pet that is in attic/top floor. As I climb the stairs I figure out why this feels so wrong, apart from the fact that he has been dead for years. The stairs are the correct color and feel but the walls are slightly off color. Never the less I climb on a growing weight in my stomach as I feel my insides twist in apprehension. Time is definitely twisted for effect here as I should have been able to climb the stairs twice by the time I make it to the top. I am at the top floor yet the attic door is in front of me rather than a landing. I remember a general feeling of "ah f*ck it" as I opened the attic door and climbed up. Again things in the attic are not quite right. Small details like colors and shapes are wrong but the general idea is correct. As I am examining things I hear a sound that is a mix of a cat's squawk and a goat's scream. My right leg has a shot of pain like a cats claws. I look down to see a skunk that clearly wants to cuddle. We sit down in the only chair in the room, (the chair my other grandfather died in in an entirely different State). I pet the skunk and he looks happy.

Hey you asked.

You really want to see another one?


I lurch awake in bed with a sand like grit in my mouth. I use my tongue and right hand to remove a dark grey sandy matter from my gums. After playing with it in my hands I notice there is more in my gums. As I proceed to wipe it out I pull out an eye tooth. As I examine it and wipe away the blood I see that the inside of the tooth consists of the grey sandy materiel. Testing the tooth between my thumb and forefinger I easily crush the tooth releasing the tooth-sand all over my hands and bed. Thoroughly confused I slide my hand back into my mouth and proceed to tear out all of the teeth on the upper right hand side of my mouth in one fluid motion. As I examine the teeth still stuck in the bone my blood mixes with the now black tooth-sand and pools in my hands.