Surprise! Shaq Didn't Suck Tonight!

And yet, the Suns lose because they can't play defense.

Although how you defend Kobe and Pau and the rest of the Laker's 10 man rotation is a conundrum the other teams in League will have to solve.

I don't see even the (I can't believe I am writing this) defensive minded Celtics will have an easy time with Team Kobe.

Still, the Big Cactus had a nice game: 15 points on 6-9 shooting, 9 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 blocks, 29 minutes in game.

That last stat has to kill Heat fans. The Heat all but said that Shaq was ready to retire-his body couldn't handle the minutes anymore.

You forgot the best part.