Burnout Paradise Catch-All

Burnout: Straight Up

Nobody likes green grass and pretty girls, I guess. Y'all motherf*ckers need Jesus.

Burnout: Never Gonna Give You Up

Burnout: Friday

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Nobody likes green grass and pretty girls, I guess. Y'all motherf*ckers need Jesus.

Jesus would totes be down with hotties rolling fatties.

Hobear wrote:

Burnout: Friday

I would take that over “Paradise City”.

Burnout: Get Low (in case you ever miss firing up Need for Speed: Underground)

Although at least in NSFU's case, the main menu track was an easily accessible MP3, which I replaced with the intro track from Thief: The Dark Project.

DSGamer wrote:
Hobear wrote:

Burnout: Friday

I would take that over “Paradise City”.

Ha I would too, yeah it is obnoxious, I tried to turn down the music but that only applies after menu load so it will blast until you load your license...What horrible design. And the Menus...Criterion you made great games but did you fail menu class? Seriously!

Danjo Olivaw wrote:

I'd buy a new version that did not have Guns'n'Roses.

What, you'd rather have what we had with Avril?

HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU)

I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NO WAY

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU)

I probably only ever heard the rest of the music in that game once or twice because that you can turn off. It is the intro ear diarrhea that is mandatory.

Vrikk wrote:
Danjo Olivaw wrote:

I'd buy a new version that did not have Guns'n'Roses.

What, you'd rather have what we had with Avril?

HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU)

I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NO WAY

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU)

Still better than GnR Paradise City to placate DSG below

Hobear wrote:
Vrikk wrote:
Danjo Olivaw wrote:

I'd buy a new version that did not have Guns'n'Roses.

What, you'd rather have what we had with Avril?

HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU)

I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NO WAY

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU)

Still better than GnR

Whoa whoa whoa. You mean “better than ‘Paradise City’”, right? Because GnR has some good songs. It’s just that “Paradise City” isn’t one.

Burnout Paradise: The Impression That I Get

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Burnout Paradise: The Impression That I Get

I don't think I'd ever get to the game I'd be to busy skanking all over the top menu.

Burnout: Straight Up
Burnout: Never Gonna Give You Up
Burnout: Friday
Burnout: Get Low

Folks, we have a thread for that.

Aristophan wrote:

Folks, we have a thread for that.

But the context for the joke titles that arose is here, so posting the titles there wouldn't make sense to people reading that thread.

MeatMan wrote:
Aristophan wrote:

Folks, we have a thread for that.

But the context for the joke titles that arose is here, so posting the titles there wouldn't make sense to people reading that thread.

Right. And it’s not as if this thread devolved into puns. That gets really tired.

DSGamer wrote:

Right. And it’s not as if this thread devolved into puns. That gets really tired.

Better tap the brakes before this accelerates out of control.

I'm not proud, but how could I resist?

If this keeps up, we'll all suffer burn out from Burnout puns.

I am sorry to say you seem to have caught Burnout:Hurts when I pee disease.

If anyone's picking up the remaster on PS4 this Friday, feel free to add me as a friend there. My PSN profile should be linked in my profile. It would be fun to have some people to compete/coop with on road times and MP challenges.

I'm sad this isn't coming to PC.

It is, but at some unspecified point in the future

https://www.pcgamer.com/burnout-para...

I’m getting it, but I’m out f town. Feel free to add me.

beanman101283 wrote:

It is, but at some unspecified point in the future

https://www.pcgamer.com/burnout-para...

Oh goodie! Thanks!

My wife loves this game. If there's an RnRClown whizzing around the digitized streets it'll more often be my better half at the controls.

Oh man, this is still so good. Spent lunch today smashing gates, failing superjumps, and dabbling in a couple events. I forgot there was the whole weird crash mode where you roll yourself down a street trying to knock things out. I noticed too that the vans which spawn to trip you up in intersections no longer have the gaudy Gilette ads on the side of them.

A lot of the old map memory started coming back as I played, and it brought back a lot of fond memories rediscovering some of these places. Hopefully I'll see some of your names start popping up in the road and crash times.

beanman101283 wrote:

Oh man, this is still so good. Spent lunch today smashing gates, failing superjumps, and dabbling in a couple events. I forgot there was the whole weird crash mode where you roll yourself down a street trying to knock things out. I noticed too that the vans which spawn to trip you up in intersections no longer have the gaudy Gilette ads on the side of them.

A lot of the old map memory started coming back as I played, and it brought back a lot of fond memories rediscovering some of these places. Hopefully I'll see some of your names start popping up in the road and crash times.

I think this is how I'd feel if EA re-made Skate 2. I loved that game so much.

I really wanted to like the Skate games. I just couldn't reliably pull off the controls.