Happy Hump Day Survey!

DiscoDriveby wrote:

HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!!
What is your useless talent?

I play video games.

Oh wait.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I can put my feet behind my head and my shoulders are hypermobile so I can reach any spot on my back with my hand.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I can put my feet behind my head and my shoulders are hypermobile so I can reach any spot on my back with my hand.

Can you give yourself a reacharound?

Sorry to disappoint, nel e nel.

I have the uncanny ability to teleport into any woman's friend zone.

I can make a cricket noise that actually confuses my dog, making it look around the floor to find it.

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Demosthenes wrote:

I can make a cricket noise that actually confuses my dog, making it look around the floor to find it.

But is that an indication of how accurate your cricket noise is, or how easily fooled your dog is?

Clumber wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:

I can make a cricket noise that actually confuses my dog, making it look around the floor to find it.

But is that an indication of how accurate your cricket noise is, or how easily fooled your dog is?

Well, my ex-wife was also confused by it one time and came out of the craft room to figure out where it was in the house so she could tell me to come kill it.

That doesn't really answer your question though, does it?

I can roll a coin across my knuckles.

So mine is that I can juggle (a little bit, kind of lamely). Basically balls that are the same size/weight or I can do scarves like that comedian, Bob Nelson.

Grenn, anyone wise puts Zapp in the friendzone. We learn from Leela's mistakes.

I retain tons of trivial facts.

PRG013 wrote:

I retain tons of trivial facts.

That, and:

TheHarpoMarxist wrote:

I've come to terms with the fact that all of my talents are useless. :)

I can write, but not if I think anyone'll read it.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

I can write, but not if I think anyone'll read it.

I just read your post....so....

I recently performed a 60 track DJ mix, whilst simultaneously playing Injustice: Gods Among Us

I can burp on command.

mrtomaytohead wrote:

I can burp on command.

Easy.

DiscoDriveby wrote:

So mine is that I can juggle

At a very young age (around 10 or so), I taught myself to juggle after watching a lot of episodes of Dick Williams' Magicland (aired on a local Memphis TN station) in which he would juggle 3 balls during the credits at the end of every show. Brief video evidence below:

Fun fact: Magicland holds the Guinness World Record for the longest continuously running television magic series in the world.

I guess I'll add my own easy, useless "talent" by saying that I can perform the middle finger trick.

MeatMan wrote:

I guess I'll add my own easy, useless "talent" by saying that I can perform the middle finger trick.

This is something not everyone can readily do? Burping on command is something most people I know cannot. Do I live in bizzaro world?

Happy Hump Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Courtesy of dejanze:

What are the best music videos filmed in one (or very few) shots?

It's not the official video, I know. However, I still think this is pretty cool:

Because I can't think of anything else right now:

And Weird Al's parody, of course.

Anything by Ok Go. Needing/getting is a good one:

I love this song and video.

Radiohead's "No Surprises". Be warned, it can be hard to watch if you're afraid of drowning.

What if I'm afraid of Thom Yorke?

Not single take, but awfully few cuts:

Great suggestion from dejanze, whoever he may be! :-p

I was thinking of 2 videos when I made this suggestion:

Especially the second one with all the dancing and stuff!

ack, missed an i! sorry this is the French pronunciation de-jan-zay way classier

It occurred to me after the fact that there are a couple of cuts in Karma Police. My bad.