I like film. I like experimental stuff that does something other than just tell a straightforward story, and I try to keep open.
That said... We have any Lynch fans here that want to explain Mulholland Drive to me? Seemed the first 2/3rds was a boring, poorly written, poorly acted, poorly shot soap opera, then maybe Lynch got bored and started making a movie about angrily masturbating lesbians.
Is it just the case that bad + edgy + bullsh*t = "surrealist," or am I not artsy enough to "get it?" Someone explain it to me.