Post a joke, entertain me! (Some may be NSFW)

Lets do one of these for jokes. Post any good ones you hear or are sent. I'll start:

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the
gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such
a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and
introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you
were the one who invented the Harley Davidson
motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he
said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of
woman?"

God said, "Yes."

Well," said! Arthur..., "professional to
professional, you have some major design flaws in
your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results. The computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours."

"ANY QUESTIONS?"