I kinda wish they'd go back to the hot teen sluts...

Okay, what in the hell is wrong with the world? I just got some bizarre new news-aggregate spam of some kind. While I do appreciate them not impugning the honor of my wiener bomb, trying to ascribe a motive or purpose to this email hurts my brain.

Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:09:42 -0300
From: "Bel F. Lutz"
Subject: Yet Hamas gunmen also entered the seaside compound used by Abbas on visits to Gaza, rifling through the president's belongings in his bedroom, next to his office.
Crews had pulled her grandfather's body from the Kankakee River in eastern Illinois just hours earlier. Like many of the volunteers, Liu came from a farming family, inured to living close to the earth and imbued with small-town values.
This cannot be done by Gonzales's subordinates. Some carried photographs and television images appearing to show boys working in the kilns and parents rescuing children. One gunman sat at the desk of the Fatah leader, who is also known as Abu Mazen, picked up the phone and pretended to call Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
"That's a tough little girl, I tell you," McCabe said.

They're listwashing, looking to see what bounces.

Maybe the spam filter looks for certain phrases so they need to toss in real sentences from news stories to fool it.