Batman's new suit *spoiler*

Danjo Olivaw wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

You guys are going to make Certis lock my beautiful Batman thread.

Batwhatnow?

You know, that thing he was... wait.

Huh?

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Bale's evil twin*?

*Note the goatee

Spunior wrote:

Pictures of zee Batbike or whatever it may be called.

Looks like Bats stripped down the TRON light cycle.

Mystic Violet wrote:

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I'd go gay for that dude. Well, maybe not, but I wanna be him.

Nice shirt there, Christian.

Mystic Violet wrote:

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Aside from that horrible shirt, yes please.

I double post for Christian Bale's pecs.

Want more Bale pics? Your wish shall be granted.

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That actually has me scared. What movie is that? I must see it!

I can affirm and attest it was neither Equilibrium, which kicked ass, nor Velvet Goldmine, which had cameos by Eddie Izzard and Ewan McGregor's penis.

I think the new Batman is turning us all gay.

Duoae wrote:

That actually has me scared. What movie is that? I must see it!

The Machinist. Pretty decent, in large part thanks to Bale's performance.

Yep, it's a really neat, dark and atmospheric movie. You should check it out if you didn't get around to that yet. It was the movie Bale did before Batman Begins. Just try to imagine getting from this (55kg weight) to that project.

Hey, we didn't post gross, shriveled, bony Jessica Biel pics when everybody was shorting out their keyboards with drool. I don't see why you can't extend the same courtesy.

In fact, just for that:

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Compare your body to his and then kill yourselves.

I like Mr.Bale and all, but he must go through razors like a sumbitch.

I have no problem with nipples, but I wonder why does batman needs bat-nipples on his bat suit. Generally, he seems a very practical crime fighter.

So what is the critical importance that he would design nipples into his suit? Are there bat nipple darts or grappling hooks that fire out?

Bat-suit nipples seem like a liability, unless he's just being flirtatious with Cat Woman. It's kinda like painting two targets on his chest.
What's to stop the Joker from just running up and gaving him a purple nurple to subdue him?

I agree, Irongut. Nipples on a bat-suit = utterly useless. Kudos to you for bringing this thread back on topic. It had really gone way out there, but you were able to slog through the distractions and

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sh*t.

I just had this vision of Batman zooming after Bad Guy X on his Batpod when his cape gets wrapped around that rear axle and it rips him off the bike and under the tire.

MuahhahahhahahhHAhahah!!11!!!

/dry off tears

Irongut wrote:

I have no problem with nipples, but I wonder why does batman needs bat-nipples on his bat suit.

If I recall, the Bat-Nipples made their first appearance in Batman & Robin. In that movie, Batman contended with Mr. Freeze, among others, and we all know Mr. Freeze likes his cold environments. If the Bat-Nipples had not been built into the suit, then the Bruce-Nipples would have been ever-so-slightly uncomfortable while in those sub-zero environments.

Or, perhaps it was a nod to Seducing the Innocent, the 1950's book in which it was first postulated that Batman and Robin were flaming homosexuals, bent on "converting" our nation's youth. Snappy fashion sense indeed.

Or, perhaps, it was stupid, and we should just forget it ever happened.

KaterinLHC wrote:

Or, perhaps it was a nod to Seducing the Innocent, the 1950's book in which it was first postulated that Batman and Robin were flaming homosexuals, bent on "converting" our nation's youth.

Katerin, I believe you mean Seduction of the Innocent.

Its only the innocent child that can see that batman has no clothes on at all!

KaterinLHC wrote:

Compare your body to his and then kill yourselves. :)

Thanks, Katerin... now i have a body complex..... not sure what type but i'm sure it'll involve painful amounts of "working out" and steroid abuse....

See you all in rehab...

Thanks, Katerin... now i have a body complex..... not sure what type but i'm sure it'll involve painful amounts of "working out" and steroid abuse....

See you all in rehab...

I blame the men's magazines.

Jeb wrote:
KaterinLHC wrote:

Or, perhaps it was a nod to Seducing the Innocent, the 1950's book in which it was first postulated that Batman and Robin were flaming homosexuals, bent on "converting" our nation's youth.

Katerin, I believe you mean Seduction of the Innocent.

I do indeed! Thanks for the correction.

A couple of developments/rumors I've been hearing from some of the usual fan site suspects:

SPOILERS wrote:

[color=white]* Wayne Manor's possibly still under re-construction, since Bruce and Alfred have moved into a penthouse apartment for at least the start of TDK. This echoes a similar move made in the comics back in the '70s. Additionally, this residence plays host to a fund raising event for Harvey Dent's campaign which is crashed by the Joker. Supposedly, Heath Ledger got so into character that he improvised slapping around a few stunned extras.

* Eric Roberts has been cast as "Boss" Sal Maroni, who in the comics has been either portrayed as a rival to Carmine "The Roman" Falcone or one of his lieutenants. He's also most famously known for being the one who threw the vial of acid against Harvey Dent's face, thus turning him into Two-Face. This could be another sign of Chris Nolan borrowing aspects from the famous The Long Halloween mini-series, as was the campaign slogan in the fake Harvey Dent ad.

* Anthony Michael Hall's been cast as...well, no one's saying. Apparently it's such a big secret that no one will discuss it. Speculation is going off left and right, ranging from the likes of Roman Sionis (the Black Mask) to Edward Nygma (the Riddler).[/color]

KaterinLHC wrote:

Compare your body to his and then kill yourselves. :)

Really, the main thing I thought was:

cartoonin99 wrote:

I like Mr.Bale and all, but he must go through razors like a sumbitch. :D

But then, I'm a sexy manstud, also living in Chicago. I have yet to trade my coat with some dude on Lower Wacker Drive, though.

This all makes me want to switch back to my old avatar. Too bad I'm on the road and don't have a copy with me.

buzzvang wrote:

I blame the men's magazines.

I thought they were full of women?

I remember Batman & Robin had a sequence showing Batman suiting up, with a ridiculous shot of the "Bat Butt" thrown in there as one last snipe at the franchise while it was sinking to the bottom of the ocean...

Duoae wrote:

Thanks, Katerin... now i have a body complex..... not sure what type but i'm sure it'll involve painful amounts of "working out" and steroid abuse....

That body has no steroids... Fat burners, maybe, and a really strict diet, but that's not the result of steroids.