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How could you possibly think I directed that at you, DSG? You're the only one sticking up for the LDS!

Fedaykin98 wrote:

How could you possibly think I directed that at you, DSG? You're the only one sticking up for the LDS!

Oh. I misread it. I thought you were saying my response was unnecessary. Sorry.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

EDIT: Nosferatu, can you please delete that picture? It's wonking the page for me.

Wonking. It's a technical term.

Actually, you need to speak to Leaping about that. Pictures get scaled down so they don't screw up the formatting...

Long links, however, are just bad juju.

MacBrave wrote:

All in all a rather benign experience with some Mormon missionaries.

I'd honestly be surprised if someone had an experience with them that wasn't benign.

AnimeJ wrote:
Certis wrote:

There, all fixed. You're safe from those scary Mormons.

Am I really that scary? I don't even have a wife yet.

"Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a wife, let alone many as to necessitate an entire rack!"
You know I love ya, AnimeJ!

baggachipz wrote:
AnimeJ wrote:
Azure Chicken wrote:
AnimeJ wrote:

Am I really that scary? I don't even have a wife yet.

Yes.

Yes you are.

:(

Don't worry AnimeJ, Mormons are easy to make fun of; they're the Canada of religions.

Yea, I'm well aware of that. If you have netflix, or a similar service, check out Singles Ward; It's kind of sappy near the end, but the Mormon jokes are hilarious.

wordsmythe wrote:
AnimeJ wrote:
Certis wrote:

There, all fixed. You're safe from those scary Mormons.

Am I really that scary? I don't even have a wife yet.

"Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a wife, let alone many as to necessitate an entire rack!"
You know I love ya, AnimeJ!

Oddly enough, that was the tack I was taking with it. Once upon a time, I was under the impression that all Mormons did the multiple wife thing still. I've heard rumors of some separatists in Arizona and Nevada, but I can't fathom it. One wife seems like more than enough to handle to me.

FWIW, The Old Testament says polygamy is A-OK. So when people get all over the LDS for this part of their past I just point at the fact that it's in the book that they love to cherry pick from. Polygamy is bad, but stone the homosexuals? Yeah. Got it.

AnimeJ wrote:

I've heard rumors of some separatists in Arizona and Nevada, but I can't fathom it. One wife seems like more than enough to handle to me.

See, we all have things in common. Why can't we all get along?

DSGamer wrote:

FWIW, The Old Testament says polygamy is A-OK.

I do not believe this is the case, but this thread deserves far better than a theological debate.

As hemi pointed out, I double post for Monogamy >.>

Fedaykin98 wrote:
DSGamer wrote:

FWIW, The Old Testament says polygamy is A-OK.

I do not believe this is the case, but this thread deserves far better than a theological debate.

It's in Exodus. Abraham was OK'd to have multiple wives.

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I double post for monogamy?

One wife is more than enough, thankyouverymuch.

Hemidal wrote:

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I double post for monogamy?

Not quite, even with that being the case as it were, my network at work is somewhat wonky, so posts will sometimes go through, and somtimes not. ><

AnimeJ wrote:

Not quite, even with that being the case as it were, my network at work is somewhat wonky, so posts will sometimes go through, and somtimes not. ><

It's all good. I wouldn't have noticed except I had quoted and posted from the first post, and thought something looked familiar upon revisiting.

Hemidal wrote:
AnimeJ wrote:

Not quite, even with that being the case as it were, my network at work is somewhat wonky, so posts will sometimes go through, and somtimes not. ><

It's all good. I wouldn't have noticed except I had quoted and posted from the first post, and thought something looked familiar upon revisiting. :P

I posted right after the double post, read everything from my original post down, and didn't even notice ><

AnimeJ wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
DSGamer wrote:

FWIW, The Old Testament says polygamy is A-OK.

I do not believe this is the case, but this thread deserves far better than a theological debate.

It's in Exodus. Abraham was OK'd to have multiple wives.

Abraham was dead hundreds of years before Exodus begins.

I believe that Job got twice of much of everything he lost... When I was young I asked my Sunday School teacher if that included wives, it's funny to watch adults get flustered by a simple question from a child.

Nosferatu wrote:

I believe that Job got twice of much of everything he lost... When I was young I asked my Sunday School teacher if that included wives, it's funny to watch adults get flustered by a simple question from a child.

Damn good thing he wasn't circumcised, then.

EDIT: I, for one, welcome our Mormon sponsors. I too prefer root beer to Coke, and I rather enjoyed Ender's Game.

H.P. Lovesauce wrote:

EDIT: I, for one, welcome our Mormon sponsors. I too prefer root beer to Coke, and I rather enjoyed Ender's Game.

Totally. Bring the ads back. I won't click it, but what the heck.

I only have part-time wives for the weekend -- not even long enough to come with me to church!

"Hey baby, wanna get saved?"

wordsmythe wrote:

I only have part-time wives for the weekend -- not even long enough to come with me to church!

"Hey baby, wanna get saved?" :cool:

How fiendishly clever--using the sound of thumping bibles to cover up that of banging headboards...

Wow thread, we've been through a lot together haven't we. I mean, it's totally awesome that you've become this totally different person than at the beginning of the school year. Remember that time at homecoming when you got drunk and jumped off a moving tractor. Man, that was an awesome night. I'm glad your arm got better.

Anyway have a cool summer. Keep in touch, and don't party too much.