Anyone use Twitter?

Ok. I'll bite.

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When celebrities say Ericsson, but it's the Taylor Swift songs, though. I wonder what I have the clump of!

It's gonna look smarter? These are for it left his shirt off, said Hi. I'm not going to other context.

Because Firefox. Wow. We have returned to date an infant and all. I think I'm constantly laying in my bed.

It's a great regular season passes to the link that shot. I just ruptured the ground Oh my girlfriend.

Something I still have nightmares tonight? For fans of how absolutely adorable Emma Watson is. The Wire.

Yes.

Download complete. I would stay/ We could stick pins in regards to Get yo' keyboard on. Wit yo' bad self.

The Unbearable Lightness of my beautiful wife. Don't Come Around Here No more than children.

You are popular because they're good. : This is just when he's blocked me. He's gonna flop.

Nope. Just remember. Hell hath no fury like a picture of a f*ckin weirdo.

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I laughed way too loud and hard at that last one. The one that thinks people who find Emma Watson adorable will like The Wire is pretty good, too.

I just can't seem to stop. Some of those are hilarious....and oddly true.

My favorites:

Life is actually pretty fun. Now this....

30% off the list price of ugly.

A neckbeard is a tie. Do you have nothing better to make it totally fell apart in a damn thing.

Jack-all gets started.

I can start sharing the box.

I love every Batman movie ever. It's okay.

I have made a whole loaf of such a hot streak at regular intervals. Just wrapped up with most things!

I think I'm still coming.

It's like a 50/50 chance of time.

I tried it out expecting to be thoroughly unimpressed and it had me laughing by try #3...

That can be my next tweet wrote:

Well done! site will be thrilled with lots of the gods have to indulge in under 140 chars.

avggeek wrote:

I tried it out expecting to be thoroughly unimpressed and it had me laughing by try #3...

That can be my next tweet wrote:

Well done! site will be thrilled with lots of the gods have to indulge in under 140 chars.

Ok:

" Lemon Juice, Honey and has never aired in his entire life. I'm happy for Corruption".

: D

peacensunshine wrote:

30% off the list price of ugly.

Oh man, I don't even know what it means, but it seems like a great deal!

I hear this is what all the cool kids do nowadays.

http://www.twitter.com/Bishop_RS

Let's all follow each other. Lemmings: Zeitgeist! Someone at least shout if you're first off the cliff.

BishopRS wrote:

I hear this is what all the cool kids do nowadays.

http://www.twitter.com/Bishop_RS

Let's all follow each other. Lemmings: Zeitgeist! Someone at least shout if you're first off the cliff.

I love zesty lemons. I mean, what?

Here are some of mine:

Sweet, thanks for the time to return home. has your skills. I'm currently jealous of West Wing too.

I won't have been a great idea. :3 Mmmmm.... Sounds like promoting. It must have another 3DS and curly?

Update! Tea" is truly sane." Some of Cellar Door tonight. GNH needs to eat, I think it's delicious.

Dear inspiration, Let's get along? I don't ever mold. That was a series of White Rabbit, gives me I can.

OMG. Yessssssss. That sounds delicious right now. Dinner will be more supportive when I live in the first!

Picture? ;- Plotting a great idea. :3 Cowardly Lion will strike me. Dinner will be yours.

They will happen. Pasta of Deadliest Catch this sounds good episode of work.

My personal favorite:

Has been posted! I live in the tip. : I did a rabbit. Mmmmm, bacon. Hahaha. Well, I was a gas leak.

Dominic Knight wrote:

Update! Tea" is truly sane."

The truth is spoken.

BishopRS wrote:

I hear this is what all the cool kids do nowadays.

http://www.twitter.com/Bishop_RS

Let's all follow each other. Lemmings: Zeitgeist! Someone at least shout if you're first off the cliff.

Added. I'm LeSili.

Dominic Knight wrote:

Dear inspiration, Let's get along? I don't ever mold.

Dude. Stop trying.

Every so often I come across a twitter account that makes me enjoy reading their tweets. This weekend, @BoobsRadley is that account.

Evidence:

@BoobsRadley wrote:

When David Cassidy sings "I think I love you/so what am I so afraid of" I bet his ex-wife takes a big swig of chardonnay & yells "INTIMACY!"

@BoobsRadley wrote:

"You can't do this to me! My daughter is on TWITTER!" -things I like to imagine my dad screaming as he's dragged out of a bar.

@BoobsRadley wrote:

Ugh, I've watched the episode where Clarissa explains string theory like five times, and I STILL don't get it.

That is a good one. I enjoy @MarylandMudflap

I have just started posting in here though I registered years ago and listen to the podcast. My lameness is @sjam613.

I have been on twitter for a while, but just started following GWJ people. My username is @DanielGWarner. I don't really post, but maybe that will change in the future.

Edit: decided to change my username to be easier to know who I am. Now it is @AsterithGWJ.

Man. Over four years now. I still remember the day I asked everyone about Twitter here. Bored at a crappy job and trying to figure out what the hell was going on with this weird service.

Imagine life without Twitter now! Scary.

Yeah, the updates are definitely not "constant" as advertised.

Get on that Banks!

Spoiler:

Not really ... dear god my stream moves faster than I can keep up now!

LOL. I still don't use Twitter.

I have decided it's probably a good idea if I deleted some of my sweary drunken tweets if I'm going to keep my account public. Especially those tweeted during Eurovision....

John Hodgman retweeted one of my replies to him. #IAmSoAwesome

LilCodger wrote:

Yeah, the updates are definitely not "constant" as advertised.

Get on that Banks!

Spoiler:

Not really ... dear god my stream moves faster than I can keep up now!

Life got busy! And you guys really don't want to know all the details about my lunch or my favorite albums, do you?

God, I think I worried about the same thing four years ago. Now I feel old.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

John Hodgman retweeted one of my replies to him. #IAmSoAwesome

Oh yeah? I've been retweeted by William Gibson. #YouMayBeAwesomeButIAmMoreCyberpunk

Touche.

juv3nal wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

John Hodgman retweeted one of my replies to him. #IAmSoAwesome

Oh yeah? I've been retweeted by William Gibson. #YouMayBeAwesomeButIAmMoreCyberpunk

Oh yeah? I met William Gibson

I've started favoriting my replies/retweets from celebrities.

Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.

At least I haven't asked whether the carpet matches the drapes

Tanglebones wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.

At least I haven't asked whether the carpet matches the drapes :P

Because you know the answer?? DO TELL!

It does. But not the upholstery.

Tanglebones wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.

At least I haven't asked whether the carpet matches the drapes :P

It may have been kind of a rude thing to ask, but the expression on her face when the guy next to her explained it was priceless.