On Meeting The New Neighbor Girl

Alien Love Gardener wrote:

Don't sh*t where you eat son. You don't need the drama of banging a mentally unstable neighbour.

*We* do though, so please, feel free to ignore the naysayers! ;)

If she lives right above you, don't be surprised when she drills through the floor and starts filming you in your sleep. Gotta keep an eye on her new "boyfriend."

Thin_J wrote:

She sounds a lot like a girl I used to work with. Though I can't claim to know whether this girl had a giant porn collection or not.

So, what nights did you pole dance?

And I smell shenanigans. A post like this just tweaks my radar.

"I dunno, like, sex is special, y'know? Unless it's a party or something."

But doesn't she want a serious boyfriend? A steady relationship?

"Well yeah, but y'know, he's got to be cool with me loving a lot of people, y'know?"

Wasn't this in Cat's Cradle?

Dear Penthouse Forum.......

Hemidal wrote:
Alien Love Gardener wrote:

Don't sh*t where you eat son. You don't need the drama of banging a mentally unstable neighbour.

If she lives right above you, don't be surprised when she drills through the floor and starts filming you in your sleep. Gotta keep an eye on her new "boyfriend."

Roger on both counts. Once you're done with the crazy sex, all you have left is the crazy.

Poppinfresh wrote:
ColdForged wrote:
baggachipz wrote:

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When did we get a finger => butt animated GIF?! That's enough to make me cry.

Cry tears of joy.

I got sick of seeing it typed out in ascii, and decided to harness my powers for good.

ColdForged wrote:

However, if you can work a camera into that pink-pastel space you'll be on the gravy train.

This actually sounds like a good idea.
She sounds like she'd be up for it. Get her on the web, take the payments, split the profit. She also sounds like she could be convinced that her 30% is greater than your 70%

Just don't forget to post the URL.

I think 80 gigs beats both Edwin's and Ghastly's collections.

There's some real brilliance in this thread.

Hmm, other than she is fit, your description is a bit lacking....

Would you say she looks more like a nightelf or a bloodelf?

what? whaaaat? (Ok.. too many hours logged since BC launched.)

We're coming to the end of the third page already and there's still no photographic evidence. Posthaste, man!

Just whatever you do, do NOT show her your kitchen.

Vrikk wrote:

We're coming to the end of the third page already and there's still no photographic evidence. Posthaste, man!

Seconded, though I have an obscene desire to see pictures of her room almost as much as her...

As the poets named Offspring once said, "Don't Pick it Up".

Don't hit it. GameGuru and others are right on. You're in college. Finding hot freaky women shouldn't be a problem right now.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Hit it, hit it hard. And then run away. Hell, at least a blowjob or somethin'. A man must have a "I had the sex with a stripper" story. Then again, maybe you don't want the super aids. In that case, keep her as a good friend, because strippers usually have super hot friends, and maybe one of those is cool.

But, yeah, all strippers are f*cked up in the head.

edit: btw 80 gigs is not THAT much. I mean, unless you use some super compression, scenes these days take like 400mb for like 20 minutes, so... I mean, yeah, a friend told me.

I think I'm in the more cautious camp. Consider me a splash of ice-cold water.

I agree that she lives too close and she clearly has a lot of issues she's opening up about right off the bat. If you get a sense that she is THAT loose, there is no achievement in getting a piece of that. Likely, you'd have a story to tell you buds for a few days but memories of that one night will fade faster than yesterday's homework assignment.

If you are unlucky you might end up with not only a story, but the need to take medication for the rest of your life. You dont want to be sitting at the clinic someday swapping stories and the only thing left to brag about in the waiting room with some guy that shared needles is "Yeah, I at least I got mine from banging a hot stripper next door."

But then again, what do I know.... Just use your brain, err the one on your shoulders.

Mex wrote:

A man must have a "I had the sex with a stripper" story.

Amen.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Just whatever you do, do NOT show her your kitchen.

I'm not familiar with this euphemism, explain.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

I think 80 gigs beats both Edwin's and Ghastly's collections.

That's less than one HD movie. Give me a break.

Irongut wrote:

You dont want to be sitting at the clinic someday swapping stories and the only thing left to brag about in the waiting room with some guy that shared needles is "Yeah, I at least I got mine from banging a stripper."

Could be worse.

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This thread delivers even without pics! Great write-up Pred.

ColdForged wrote:

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Doesn't that guy know that you tuck the sheep's rear legs into your boots? Makes it harder for them to run away....

bennard wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

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Doesn't that guy know that you tuck the sheep's rear legs into your boots? Makes it harder for them to run away....

I was told to do it near a cliff edge, so they'll push back at you

Malkiel wrote:
bennard wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

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Doesn't that guy know that you tuck the sheep's rear legs into your boots? Makes it harder for them to run away....

I was told to do it near a cliff edge, so they'll push back at you

I haven't stopped laughing for 5 minutes

Pred, I love your tone of voice when you tell stories. Do it more often, please.

So the prevailing wind of advice is to hit it and quit it. Do we agree that most strippers are somewhat mentally unstable? Most. I didn't say all. I think some of the folks here want to live vicariously through you, Pred. Can't say as though I blame them. However, I don't think you should go near it. I say steer clear. Strippers are evil incarnate. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Strippers are evil incarnate. Not a single one of my friends who has dated, poked or spent personal time with a stripper has escaped unscathed. The excitement is never worth the trouble.

Some men have a difficult enough time interacting with the mostly normal type of female. This version of the female just sends up too man huge red flags.

As exciting as a porn-addicted stripper sounds, I personally would not recommend you be involved.

Go ahead, call me a stick in the mud. There is lots of other trouble to get into. Make it a rule, and never break it. No strippers. You will regret it.

baggachipz wrote:
Malkiel wrote:
bennard wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

IMAGE(http://www.coldforged.org/images/sheep2.jpg)

Doesn't that guy know that you tuck the sheep's rear legs into your boots? Makes it harder for them to run away....

I was told to do it near a cliff edge, so they'll push back at you

I haven't stopped laughing for 5 minutes :roll:

QFT! Bless you all.

Funny how everyone's giving advice Pred never asked for. Shows the goodjer spirit: good and kind but a tad smartass sometimes. I mean, take a look at this post alone

CrawlingChaos wrote:

Not a single one of my friends who has dated, poked or spent personal time with a stripper has escaped unscathed. The excitement is never worth the trouble.

They're often worth the trouble, you just have to avoid the common pitfalls. Once you know how to treat them, a stripper is less work than any other female. A stripper can actually be great as long as you aren't looking for an emotional relationship.

Pred, just remember what happened that first time you handed a stripper your cash and said "ooh, shake it baby" and then the lights went out and the walls came down and the pigs came out and started shooting and dropped you fast.

Life imitates art, and Duke Nukem 3d was a masterpiece.

On a serious note, I'm in the Don't hit it group. I see the oogaba upside, and countless downsides, i.e. what happens when the hot, CLEAN, college phillies find out that you hit that, probably from the stripper herself? Just not worth it, from my view.

Malkiel wrote:
bennard wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

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Doesn't that guy know that you tuck the sheep's rear legs into your boots? Makes it harder for them to run away....

I was told to do it near a cliff edge, so they'll push back at you

What is the name of the Scottish comedian who came up with this (the cliff thing)? Very funny line from one of his stand-up routines. I can picture him, but I can't remember his name for the life of me. Billy something? Done a few movies...He's in his fifties...Tall....Shaggy hair...has a mustache most of the time...

just can't think of it.

anyway, back to the stripper.