On Meeting The New Neighbor Girl

sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen.. but hey.. as long as your careful.

Her type makes a great casual partner. She can also introduce you to less crazy female friends. But under NO circumstances should you ever be anywhere near her without protection or get in any way attached emotionally (not even as a friend).

CannibalCrowley wrote:

Her type makes a great casual partner. She can also introduce you to less crazy female friends. But under NO circumstances should you ever be anywhere near her without protection or get in any way attached emotionally (not even as a friend).

I have to whole heartedly agree here. Being in the military (well past tense now) I have seen many a serviceman fall for a stripper/dancer and get married. He deploys and she deploys with his bank account and household goods (what meager possessions he had) all the while sending him divorce papers and or "Dear John" Letter/Video.
I had one particular soldier, that if I could have kept him in uniform and at work 24/7 he would have been the model soldier. But when he was off duty and out in town he met a stripper and fell for her. She had a son from a previous guy and it was notable that the soldier took to him like a father figure. But that is where things went horribly wrong. He wanted her to quit stripping and he would marry her and take care of them and she didn't want to. Things spiraled downward from this point and that is another story for another time.

But the reason for that small rant is that yes, getting attached to someone of that profession can have (but not always) dire consequences to your emotional/physical well being. Beware the tendency for emotional instability when dealing with women in this kind line of work.

Great story. I wasn't aware that the Sims "Life of Sin" expansion pack had already been released.

This thread is worthless without pics.

shihonage wrote:

She sounds like a keeper. A dungeon keeper.

This is tremendously geeky, and clever. A fine potpurri of cynicism. You, Sir, I salute.

Anyway, Demos, oops I mean Prederick... Stay away from her, keep a rubber on at all times just in case she sneaks up on you, and send your original post there to Penthouse.

Also, finger --> butt

You ever seen Cabin Fever? You know the scene where the guy is pouring Listerine over his nether regions?

You didn't tell her your real name did you?

Also, she lives too close. Hit it, then move.

Why not get with Melissa and have her, uh, bring in Ashley sometime? Do I have to do *all* the thinking around here? After college, your chances of achieving the Ultimate Male Achievement drastically dwindle. Do it now, while you still can.

Also, pics, oogaba, IMAGE(http://www.mountsplashmore.com/gwj/fingerbutt.gif), WWMD (What Would Mex Do?), etc. etc.

dejanzie wrote:
Baggz wrote:

Give her 1Dgaf's number :)

That's a sitcom in the making

(music) She's a stripper, he's a Brit. Together they're (something ending with tightly knit)

"...And together, they fight crime!"

(some zany hijinks that end with each of them telling the other simultaneously, "Remember: stiff upper lip!")

TheGameguru wrote:

sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen.. but hey.. as long as your careful.

Seriously. Personally, I'd stay far, far away. I suppose if you don't care so much about yourself then it could be fun...

Pred, run like hell. Run as far and as fast as your little legs can carry you.

Strippers are screwed up. The bunch of them need serious help. That she is your neighbor makes this doubly bad.

I've dated a neighbor, *edited for dignity*. Just offer her a cup of sugar if she asks and leave it at that.

NO FLOORCEST!

After college, your chances of achieving the Ultimate Male Achievement drastically dwindle. Do it now, while you still can.

QFMFT

This thread is worthless without pics.

Finally! Someone says it!

Also, I'd really consider NOT hitting it. I've known a couple girls over the years that did the college student / exotic dancer gig and both of them did quite a bit more than dance with their patrons. Rent's expensive for a college student after all but the medical bills both of those girls have now for the diseases they picked up (both have herpes, one is also infected with HIV) can't compare. Ruining your life for a fling with a dirty slut isn't worth it.

EDIT - And I'm sorry to be the buzzkill of the thread but you're in college so there are hot & horny chicks all over the place already. If you want the casual hookups you can find them, if you want a relationship you can find that too. Just don't forget to leave home without a raincoat.

Hit it. Hit it for the rest of us that have to live your porn-loving-stripper-filled life vicariously, so that we have something to look back on in our twilight years and say, "Yep, that was good times. Too bad about Pred's virulent syphillis, but he was one hell of a trooper, to take one for the team."

I say again: Hit it.

So, all the hornytoad aside:

Really great piece Pred. Very well written, very entertaining, and very visceral. While perhaps not at this level of intensity, I think we've all been there -- those surreal windows into other peoples lives that are both somewhat intoxicating and scary as hell at the same time. It's things like this that make life interesting.

Thanks!

Have her get all her tests, shots, snippped, and micro-chipped. Then have a fun semester.

Put it in her butt.

baggachipz wrote:

IMAGE(http://www.mountsplashmore.com/gwj/fingerbutt.gif)

When did we get a finger => butt animated GIF?! That's enough to make me cry.

Pred: you gotta think about Little Pred and the long, happy life you wish for him. A life without strange, weeping sores. However, if you can work a camera into that pink-pastel space you'll be on the gravy train.

LockAndLoad wrote:
This thread is worthless without pics.

Finally! Someone says it!

Also, I'd really consider NOT hitting it. I've known a couple girls over the years that did the college student / exotic dancer gig and both of them did quite a bit more than dance with their patrons. Rent's expensive for a college student after all but the medical bills both of those girls have now for the diseases they picked up (both have herpes, one is also infected with HIV) can't compare. Ruining your life for a fling with a dirty slut isn't worth it.

EDIT - And I'm sorry to be the buzzkill of the thread but you're in college so there are hot & horny chicks all over the place already. If you want the casual hookups you can find them, if you want a relationship you can find that too. Just don't forget to leave home without a raincoat. :)

I have to agree with LockAndLoad, it's probably not worth the possible repercussions.

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Red flags should be going up all over the place.

You can find a less crazy chick that's a phreak in bed, especially in college. Find one of those gals, like her roommate and enjoy.

I think the only way you could 'hit that' is she did not know where you lived and it was total one-night stand.

Dating crazy freaky chicks in college is fine.. even more so if you can just have casual sex with them.. and possibly their friends.. hell I had a few of them during my college years.. and even did the 3-some with one and her more attractive roommate. (being high and drunk helps a ton here) But in the end that chick sounds like a break in..lead pipe to the back of the head.. steal your sh*t type chick... and man.. where I grew up.. stealing my crap was a huge no no.

ColdForged wrote:
baggachipz wrote:

IMAGE(http://www.mountsplashmore.com/gwj/fingerbutt.gif)

When did we get a finger => butt animated GIF?! That's enough to make me cry.

Cry tears of joy.

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Red flags should be going up all over the place.

You can find a less crazy chick that's a phreak in bed, especially in college. Find one of those gals, like her roommate and enjoy.

I think the only way you could 'hit that' is she did not know where you lived and it was total one-night stand.

QFT

Go find yourself a girl who went to an all girl Catholic High School. You get the weepy, "I shouldn't have done that," afterwards, but they go freakin buck wild once they get away from home. Just a personal observation from my college days.

she's apparently started posting herself in various states of undress all over the internet

Throw up the NSFW flags and show us some oogaba

rabbit wrote:

...intoxicating and scary as hell at the same time. It's things like this that make life interesting.

By "life", you must mean alcohol, drugs, and fire.

Hemidal wrote:

Go find yourself a girl who went to an all girl Catholic High School.

private/home schooled Netherlands Reformed girls > Catholic School girls
The downside is that they don't have any old school uniforms to dress up in.

OldMud wrote:

You didn't tell her your real name did you?

It's okay to give your real name to girls who are "stripper crazy". The ones you need to watch out for are the "immediate attachment" girls. Those are the ones who never had a boyfriend, some fat girls, and some virgins. They're the ones who will try to get pregnant, stalk you, and other nasties until you eventually break down and get a restraining order.

Come to think of it, she'll probably be gone by the fall semester. Do what you will with her, then toss her out with the week's trash.

Don't sh*t where you eat son. You don't need the drama of banging a mentally unstable neighbour.

*We* do though, so please, feel free to ignore the naysayers!