Post a picture of your pet!

wordsmythe wrote:
Who doesn't like almonds?

Oh god.

Strangeblades wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Who doesn't like almonds?

Oh god.

George Burns doesn't like almonds?

fleabagmatt wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Who doesn't like almonds?

Oh god.

George Burns doesn't like almonds?

George Burns no longer worries about his almonds.

Strangeblades wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Who doesn't like almonds?

Oh god.

I like salty almonds.

I don't like almonds.

I just had some 'almonds' in some creamy yogurt sauce along with the nuts of others (other plants that is).

I'll just put this here:
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If I had a dog, I'm sure I could stage a highly amusing picture of the dog licking the ice cream.

Instead, you get a picture of my cat.
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Strangeblades wrote:
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I was admiring your giant toy dog there, but then it occurred to me: I didn't know it was legal to keep women as pets. What state are you in again?

Malor wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
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I was admiring your giant toy dog there, but then it occurred to me: I didn't know it was legal to keep women as pets. What state are you in again?

Gash dawrn. I be in Ontario son. That's 'rere we grow dem big white bears and ride igloos to work.

My formerly ill cat, Lasher, loves me now. That might be due to me hand-feeding (hand-drinking?) her water.

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If I put this pitcher down on the ground she'll ignore it It's gotta be held. Every now and then she will lick my hand for some salt?

"I has a flavor!"

Strangeblades wrote:
My formerly ill cat, Lasher, loves me now. That might be due to me hand-feeding (hand-drinking?) her water.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/8ogvi.jpg?t=1316010779)

If I put this pitcher down on the ground she'll ignore it It's gotta be held. Every now and then she will lick my hand for some salt?

"I has a flavor!"

Larry licks me all the time after howling to be let in the bathroom so he can lick the shower door or drink out of the faucet. I think they're getting used to the taste of human flesh.

Humanz yummy!

Strangeblades wrote:
If I put this pitcher down on the ground she'll ignore it It's gotta be held. Every now and then she will lick my hand for some salt?

"I has a flavor!"

It's likely the motion of the water when you're holding it that attracts her. Cats actually prefer moving water, that's why you'll see many of them ignore their bowls and hop in the shower and lick the walls after you finish bathing.

I've seen bowls with waterfalls and air pumps etc. to cater to this peculiarity of housecats.

Yep, my cats use this

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Running water is very drinkable.

Are you saying my cat doesn't love me as much as I thought she loved me?

Spoiler:
Yeah, yeah I know. Dogs love. Cats tolerate.

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Part rub my belleh, pary I wuv dis thread.

Strangeblades wrote:
Are you saying my cat doesn't love me as much as I thought she loved me? :(

Fixing your spoiler:

Spoiler:
Yeah, yeah I know. Dogs love. Cats tolerate manipulate.

That's a lot of nipples.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
That's a lot of nipples.

That is exactly what Jayne would say

Quintin_Stone wrote:
That's a lot of nipples.

9 in fact

KingGorilla wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
That's a lot of nipples.

9 in fact

Aren't they supposed to come in pairs?

Speaking of water fountains for cats, I'm eyeing this particular one to get for our monsters. I like how the water actually pours through the air like a real faucet. Most just flow over a surface which not all cats seem to like.

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hannibals wrote:
KingGorilla wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
That's a lot of nipples.

9 in fact

Aren't they supposed to come in pairs?

Not sure he was talking about the dog! o.0

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A bald man was found by a cat and a woman.

In real news that's me on the left, some guy named Giles in the centre and a hot babe on the right, aka Lasherthecat. We were snuggling on the bed when we found this feline in the layers of snuggle-sediment.

Speaking of expensive horses...

Here's Sienna Rose

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She set us back around $6,500. Her first saddle, a $450 Wintec, didn't work out, so we bought a $2,000 Smith Worthington custom-fitted one. We spend $710 a month to board, which includes her food. Then there are the tack bills and med bill and podietrist bills (She goes barefoot, no shoes). It goes on and on. Always another thing needed. New TV to replace our 25 year old one? Nope, no money for it. New couch? Nope. Good side of all this? I get to game while she's at the barn with the horse. WIN!

Marsman wrote:
Speaking of expensive horses...

Here's Sienna Rose

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She set us back around $6,500. Her first saddle, a $450 Wintec, didn't work out, so we bought a $2,000 Smith Worthington custom-fitted one. We spend $710 a month to board, which includes her food. Then there are the tack bills and med bill and podietrist bills (She goes barefoot, no shoes). It goes on and on. Always another thing needed. New TV to replace our 25 year old one? Nope, no money for it. New couch? Nope. Good side of all this? I get to game while she's at the barn with the horse. WIN!

Game while horsing around? You have discovered the secret formula of wedded bliss.

We just brought this trio (2 girls, 1 boy) home today. Their names from their foster family were Kiara, Sarabie and Simba. They need new names. Suggestions welcome!

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"Orange"
"Orangutan"
"Oompa-loompa"

All, very orange.

BadMojo wrote:
All, very orange.

There you go. Just pick three names that rhyme with orange.

Duh! Moe, Larry and Curly. Just think, then you can call the husband Shemp.