Earth is destroyed. One scrap of paper remains...

"Pretty lights, pretty lights...."

"It asked if I wanted to play chess instead. I said no."

"Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say 'Yes!'"

The more '80s movie references, the better.

"The Last Starfighter is dead! Nothing can stop us now!"

"You're saying... it's my fault the Earth is being destroyed?"

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wr in yr base killin yr dudz

"Come at the king, you best not miss." - Omar

"Someone set us up the bomb."

Maybe we won. --Herc

Klaatu, Barada, Nmmmmph

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!"

"This torn scrap of paper is worthless without pictures."

"That rabbit's dynamite!"

Or, more than likely:
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"Don't panic."
"Fraglimit hit"
"Or else what?"
"Oh, the humanity!"
"Sub Zero wins. Fatality"
"Are we there yet?"

Can't bothered to re-read the whole thread, but did somebody allready suggested:

"Braaaaaaiiinnssssss....braaaaaaaaaainssssss"

Mixolyde wrote:

Same thing I used when my website was down for upgrades:

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http://cgs4825.cs.fiu.edu:1337/

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

"Good Idea: Defcon. Bad Idea: Defcon LARP."

Teneman wrote:

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

Thank you. I was waiting for that

Fletcher wrote:
Teneman wrote:

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

Thank you. I was waiting for that :)

Glad I could be of service

Teneman wrote:
Fletcher wrote:
Teneman wrote:

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

Thank you. I was waiting for that :)

Glad I could be of service :)

"Hold mah beer." Would have also been an acceptable answer.

Maximum occupany: 1,000,000,000 people.

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Awesome thread!

On a serious note, I always liked this one:

"What do you think you've found?
Here,
In this dying world?
Why do you build, knowing destruction is inevitable?
Why do you yearn life, knowing all things must die?"
"...Love."

But enough of this sappy horsesh*t! More answers!

"We thought you didn't exist..."
"No one stopped us."
"No one cared."
"No one noticed."
"VAGINA"

EDIT: Just realized I necro'd this! hahahaha, I was checking the commandment threads, and this one was at the very bottom, so I figured it was brand new! Surprise!

You filthy, filthy necroposter, kexx!! So long as you're necroposting, might as well jump in, right?
My suggestion would be: "Whoops, my bad!"

[size=9]And it's at the bottom of the commandment threads because I added it following SillyRabbit's suggestion, sorry![/size]

"It was the hadrons...."

So late to the party, but this is the first thing I thought of.

Fletcher wrote:

Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels--bring home for Emma.

"...and for God's sake, whatever you do, don't..."

Surprised no one ever suggested this. Probably NSFW.

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