"Reason for Leaving"
Right now I'm looking for some type of job that is either A) higher paying, or B) equal pay but closer to my apartment. I dropped my resume to a couple employers (all clerical jobs in Columbia... I'm really hoping to find some type of entry level IT job though), and I got to thinking... what would I put in that one little line on my resume?
Reason for leaving: Got tired of driving on the DC beltway twice a day? More time spent with the assholes on the road than with my wife? Felt like I was being violated by an Exxon brand dildo? Hopefully I'll have to figure it out soon.
What was the most interesting reason you quit your job?