"The Hoff" Does "Jump In My Car"

I'm sorry, did the words "Hot cup of Hoffee" just cross my screen?

That was ... um ... well ... yeah. The fact that this guy makes the kind of money he does is a sure sign that something has gone horribly wrong with the world.

OMG.

So many things wrong with that video. There's no way anyone should take him seriously as an artist. What was up with that fake running thing that he was doing.

My day is ruined now. I have to go find something to replace that horrible memory.

Which once again proves my theory - Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Now I have puke breath. Thanks, Pred.

Hassellhoff always gets the very *best* music video directors.

Sinister wrote:

OMG.

So many things wrong with that video. There's no way anyone should take him seriously as an artist. What was up with that fake running thing that he was doing.

I'm pretty sure that song/video counts as conclusive evidence that he doesn't take himself seriously either.

Oh man. Awesome. I loved the devil horns..

Oh god, what's with the flying stars in the background? Is it 1970 again already?

And anyone else notice how the steering wheel is on the right side?

Mine eyes, they burn.

"Don't Hassel the Hoff"

I saw bits of this on E! this weekend. It's painful.

wow. 10 minutes ago a now-former friend emailed that to me.
I can only hope this guy laughs all the way to the bank, because why else would you put yourself through that kind of ridicule? Though it does look like it only took an afternoon of shooting...

I couldn't even finish the whole thing. At least the tune isn't catchy so it won't get stuck in my head, but the images are forever burned into my mind.

HE IS AWESOME.

I think that's pretty pimp. I need an eject button in my car too.

You guys are so bitter

bennard wrote:

Which once again proves my theory - Germans love David Hasselhoff.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

I....I.....I just cannot put into words the range of emotions that just came over me but I think some of them may start with "Hoff".........

Mex wrote:

HE IS AWESOME.

I think that's pretty pimp. I need an eject button in my car too.

You guys are so bitter :P

QFTxinfinity

It's like The Rocky Horror Picture Show married Meatloaf and they had a very 'special' child. It was just so 'Hoff'ful, I couldn't look away. Hoffrific even. But that didn't stop me from passing it on to a few good, and sadly now ex, friends.

Can't get enough Hasselhoff? Here you go.

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Sinatar, that's awesome!

NemesisZero wrote:
bennard wrote:

Which once again proves my theory - Germans love David Hasselhoff.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

This is my favorite response.

I am also thrilled/horrified to report that there is more.

"Secret Agent Man"

EDIT: Ah crap, Luna beat me to it.

Sinatar wrote:

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If only Certis allowed animated avatars.

I'm pretty sure that song/video counts as conclusive evidence that he doesn't take himself seriously either.

Yep which is a good thing, I don't think he expected anyone else to take it seriously either.

For another trainwreck of a music video featuring "The Hoff", here's a link to his take on "Hooked on a Feeling".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_Q...

These videos are so horrible but I find that I can't help watching them and getting a laugh out of them.

Just wanted to post one more. This is actually a pretty decent video of Hasselhoff performing in a Jekyll & Hyde musical. It starts off rather badly and other than one chest-barring scene, it isn't all that bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ZOr...

That Jekyll and Hyde performance was pretty impressive actually.

I can't stand the Hooked on a feeling videos but those others were pretty dam fun to watch. I love how he is driving Kit from knight rider in that video. Awesome!

lunabean wrote:

Can't get enough Hasselhoff? Here you go.

Oh, man! That one actually made me snort. My wife had to shush me for fear of waking up the kids. Thanks for the chortle, Luna.

Sinatar wrote:

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Can't someone capture a still picture of that one and use it?

Legion, I think we found you a new avatar to outdo all those others