Guess the Movie from the quote

I... I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean... he'll see everything. He'll see the big board!
Paleocon wrote:
I... I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean... he'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

Dr. Strangelove, or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!

I can't keep up with this thing!

Chiggie: Frederick F**king Chopin is Tombstone... great movie

oldman wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

They Live

I thought that was Duke Nukem 3d?

Chiggie again: Goonies

Paleocon wrote:
-From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words.

-Are you serious?
-Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that sh*te.
-Well, it's up to you.
-I'm going to get it right this time. Going to get it set up and get off it for good.
-Sure, sure. I've heard it before.
-The Sick Boy method.
-Yeah, well, it surely worked for him.
-He's always been lacking in moral fibre.
-He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
-That's hardly a substitute.

Trainspotting

"Oh, you've got green eyes
Oh, you've got blue eyes
Oh, you've got grey eyes"

Jolly Bill with the double play.

So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of yo uare your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincye baggins balls. You're dicks ahve driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, baggins balls along for a gold ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here -- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, shoud predipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now f*ck off!
oldmanscene24 wrote:

Here are three for you.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Fletch
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Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:
-You know, Stephen Foster. Oh, Susanna. "Camptown Races", Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!
-I see, well this happens to be a nocturne.
-A which?
-You know, Frederic-f***ing-Chopin.

Tombstone

Paleocon wrote:
So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of yo uare your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincye baggins balls. You're dicks ahve driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, baggins balls along for a gold ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here -- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, shoud predipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now f*ck off!

Too easy. Snatch.

Quentin nails Fletch! Urm ... I mean ... Quentin is on top with Fletch. Um ... Quentin scores with Fletch! There, that's better. What?

One of my personal favorites:

You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?
Now you have presented me with a problem. I don't have an employer any
more. So I have taken care of myself and my son, and if you think that
is unfair you just come and pay me a little visit; but you better be
waving the white flag high and clear, otherwise it will be the last
little visit you lot ever make . . . That's all I had to say. It's been
emotional.

Okay, since I don't recognize any of those (though Paleo's looks familiar), here's a couple of my own. First an easy one:

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

and then:

That still only counts as one!
That still only counts as one!

LOTR

Paleocon wrote:
Now you have presented me with a problem. I don't have an employer any
more. So I have taken care of myself and my son, and if you think that
is unfair you just come and pay me a little visit; but you better be
waving the white flag high and clear, otherwise it will be the last
little visit you lot ever make . . . That's all I had to say. It's been
emotional.

Oh, that's Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels again, idn't it?

I know it's easy, but:

It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.

Perhaps a little more difficult:

Nothing burps better than bacon.
oldmanscene24 wrote:

I know it's easy, but:

It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.

A Fish Called Wanda

I don't recognize the other one.

Roger Dodger

Jimm Dogg represent!

We'll keep going until we're rich or in jail, either way we'll be set for life.

According to Dutch, nothing burps better than bacon.

Dr_Awkward wrote:

According to Dutch, nothing burps better than bacon.

Score one for the Dr!

KaterinLHC wrote:

Oldman and Jolly Bill got mine (History of the World: Part One and Blazing Saddles), but nobody wants to attempt "I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!" ?

Also, this thread has taught me that Goojers, on the whole, have excellent taste in movies.

Since you got Sahara, I guess I'll take a stab at this one.

That would be Kenny Mars in The Producers (the original, and best version, with Zero Mostel).

Ulla,
Go...
To...
Work!

How about...

"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"

"Slugs."

"Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"

Zey call me a murderer, unt a madman, unt a maniac. But can't they see all I want is peace! Peace! Peace..... A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France....
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Okay, since I don't recognize any of those (though Paleo's looks familiar), here's a couple of my own. First an easy one:

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

I'd buy that for a dollar.....or maybe go rent Robocop.

raggedyman wrote:

Since you got Sahara, I guess I'll take a stab at this one.

That would be Kenny Mars in The Producers (the original, and best version, with Zero Mostel).

The only version that matters, in my mind. CHURCHILL!

Would it help if we ran away some more?

Shut up and go change your armor..

Paleocon wrote:
Zey call me a murderer, unt a madman, unt a maniac. But can't they see all I want is peace! Peace! Peace..... A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France....

It's Mel Brooks day up in here.

To Be or Not to Be.

Here's one I will always love (there are two potential correct answers, bonus points if you score both).

I thought you might be curious to
find out if you're smarter than
the person I'm looking for.

Then by implication, you think that
you are smarter than me, since you
caught me.

No. I know that I'm not smarter
than you are.

Then how did you catch me, Will?

You had disadvantages.

What disadvantages?.

You're insane.

raggedyman wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
Zey call me a murderer, unt a madman, unt a maniac. But can't they see all I want is peace! Peace! Peace..... A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France....

It's Mel Brooks day up in here.

To Be or Not to Be.

Here's one I will always love (there are two potential correct answers, bonus points if you score both).

I thought you might be curious to
find our if you're smarter than
the person I'm looking for.

Then by implication, you think that
you are smarter than me, since you
caught me.

No. I know that I'm not smarter
than you are.

Then how did you catch me, Will?

You had disadvantages.

What disadvantages?.

You're insane.

That's got to be manhunter.

Johnvanjim wrote:
Would it help if we ran away some more?

Shut up and go change your armor..

Grail?