Guess the Movie from the quote

KaterinLHC wrote:
So, have you heard about these news guys, the Christians? They're so poor, they only have one God!

History of the World Part One?

OK, this is alot of fun. Here's one of my favorites.

But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

I think you are right OldMan..

They's be darker than us!
-..who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
-The list is long, but distinguished.
-Yeah, well so is my johnson.
Dr._J wrote:
Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you.

Serenity?

Here are three for you.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
oldmanscene24 wrote:
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Caddyshack

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.

Stripes

JustinMcElroy wrote:

OK, this is alot of fun. Here's one of my favorites.

But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Wayne's World 2! Damn, that one hit like a freight train.

Mayfield wrote:
-..who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
-The list is long, but distinguished.
-Yeah, well so is my johnson.

Top Gun

Here's one for Marsman:

- You're using Binetti's Defense against me!
- It's only natural given the rocky terrain.
- Then, of course, you must expect me to counter with Capaferro!
- I find that Tippel cancels out Capaferro, don't you?
- Yes, unless your opponent has studied Hippegrippa. Which, I have!

PB is at three quotes, I think Serenity is only at two. I'm surprised.

I'm to lazy to go back, but the second one from Kat was Blazing Saddles

Someone's gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes!
I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. Ya know uhhh, that or uhhh his dudeness or duder or el dudoreno if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days, I-I-I-I just kick this piece of sh*t out the window."
How do you write women so well?
I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Paint:

#1 - The Big Lebowski
#2 - Office Space

Best dollar 80 I ever spent!
I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. Ya know uhhh, that or uhhh his dudeness or duder or el dudoreno if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Lebowski

"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days, I-I-I-I just kick this piece of sh*t out the window."

Space

How do you write women so well?
I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.

Good As It Gets

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Scarface. I know that without having seen the film. Simpsons homage FTW.

"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days, I-I-I-I just kick this piece of sh*t out the window."

Ah, Office Space...

I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
If you want to dine with the devil, you'll need a long spoon.
oldmanscene24 wrote:

Here are three for you.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

um ... I know this one ...

smiley:

So if you guys know so much about women, why are you sitting here at the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night, all alone, with no women anywhere in sight?

frowny:

Now I kill 'em just to watch their expressions change.
H.P. Lovesauce wrote:

smiley:

So if you guys know so much about women, why are you sitting here at the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night, all alone, with no women anywhere in sight?

Say Anything.

Paleocon wrote:

Here's one for Marsman:

- You're using Binetti's Defense against me!
- It's only natural given the rocky terrain.
- Then, of course, you must expect me to counter with Capaferro!
- I find that Tippel cancels out Capaferro, don't you?
- Yes, unless your opponent has studied Hippegrippa. Which, I have!

You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders, the first of which is never engage in a land war in Asia!

-You know, Stephen Foster. Oh, Susanna. "Camptown Races", Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!
-I see, well this happens to be a nocturne.
-A which?
-You know, Frederic-f***ing-Chopin.
Fletcher wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:

Here are three for you.

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

um ... I know this one ...

You should.

paint gets Caddyshack and Paleocon gets Stripes.

Paleocon wrote:
I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

They Live

-From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words.

-Are you serious?
-Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that sh*te.
-Well, it's up to you.
-I'm going to get it right this time. Going to get it set up and get off it for good.
-Sure, sure. I've heard it before.
-The Sick Boy method.
-Yeah, well, it surely worked for him.
-He's always been lacking in moral fibre.
-He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
-That's hardly a substitute.

I don't believe in the "no-win" scenario.
Fletcher wrote:
I don't believe in the "no-win" scenario.

KHAAAANNN!!

Grayjedi wrote:

I have another one. The character holds up a car air freshener: "Find one in every car, you'll see"

REPO MAN!

"Warning shots are bullsh*t"
Paleocon wrote:
H.P. Lovesauce wrote:

smiley:

So if you guys know so much about women, why are you sitting here at the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night, all alone, with no women anywhere in sight?

Say Anything.

Bing bing bing!

My frowny quote above stands; here is my replacement smiley quote:

The best thing about Mother is, she can take a good punch.

Oldman and Jolly Bill got mine (History of the World: Part One and Blazing Saddles), but nobody wants to attempt "I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!" ?

Also, this thread has taught me that Goojers, on the whole, have excellent taste in movies.

If God had meant it to be like that you'd all be pissing in your faces!