My 'goodbye job' email.
Anyone written interesting 'last day in the office, goodbye' emails to people?
The one I wrote to my colleagues was standard enough, apart from:
The subject heading being a John Woo film.
Claiming to have come to earth on a mission from outer space.
Wishing them the best for the future, then giving them the date of the end of the world.
Oh and my out of office says I've gone to work for the Soylent Corporation.