Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

You sat your ibook on it?! Not even the holy goodness of OSX can withstand the direct touch of the devouring evil of the box. You will have a hard drive crash or logic board failure within two weeks I say!

"Rat Boy" wrote:

I bet it''s going to be like 24 in that Sway will leave us hanging until the beginning of April.

Man, I thought you meant he was going to get a Kim Bauer bowl-cut and pout for 4 months.

Dear Sway,

In light of your recent foray, I wish to formally recall your status as a big girl''s blouse. So. Here goes:

Sway, you are no longer a big girl''s blouse.

Good on ya!

"ColdForged" wrote:

Man, I thought you meant he was going to get a Kim Bauer bowl-cut and pout for 4 months.

Quick! Somebody get Spunior cracking on that!

All that, and you STILL haven''t opened the box. That''s it, you''re out of the man club.

But like a poor marksman, you keep not opening the box!

You hear that SWAY, you bloodsucker? You''re going to have to open the box! You''re going to have to open the box!

SWAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!
*cut to scene showing outside of box*
SWAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

That was a great post. I love the pictures!

But oh how I wish you had opened that box. Good on you for trying though.

When is the next attempt for opening the box? We should work on a web broadcast for the event so there are witnesses to the tragedy er.. glorious event?

I want this televised on every network... and it better be good!

"Flux" wrote:

When is the next attempt for opening the box? We should work on a web broadcast for the event so there are witnesses to the tragedy er.. glorious event? :twisted:

If this is televised it''ll probably turn into GWJ''s own version of Geraldo vs. Al Capone''s vault.

The demonic spirits are too smart to be caught on film on a live broadcast. They will only show themselves in blurry home videos thereby enhancing their aura of evil.

They''ve been been doing this job for untold millenia, you think they havent figured out the art of self-promotion yet?

Broadcasting it is the surest way to guarantee that the box contains a highly malignant but ultimately disappointing phone book collection from 1971.

...hmm! Phone Book collection from 1971, I wonder how much it would go on Ebay! ...with the box? ...and pick up on location?

"Nei" wrote:

I want this televised on every network... and it better be good! :)

This will be like when Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone''s vault on live TV back when I was a kid. And all they found was like, socks or something.

I would still watch Sway on live TV opening the box, though.

If this is televised it''ll probably turn into GWJ''s own version of Geraldo vs. Al Capone''s vault.
This will be like when Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone''s vault on live TV back when I was a kid. And all they found was like, socks or something.

You and VicD must be brothers

I just now read that part where Sway yet again wussed out. I seriously don''t know how his wife has kept from beating him with a length of hose by now.

At least someone in the family has a hose!

Zing!!!

This just screams for a web cam setup!

I want this thread to die. Lingering loose ends make me insane.

Get to it, do it, forget it.

If you think that I''m the kind of person that reads last page of the crime novel first, you''re wrong. Butthen again, I don''t need and have a century and a half to read a comic book. I like to procrastinate things meself, but this is getting out of hands...

Come on Sway, please, dust the damn thing of, open it, kill the bloody vampire that''s inside, throw his ashes out, fill the box with old games and get this over with...

If you open it and its empty can we bury Lucas arts in it?

Well, after watching the Simpsons tonight, we finaly have an idea on what''s in The Box in the attic....Artie Ziff!

"painthappens" wrote:

If you open it and its empty can we bury Lucas arts in it? :D

That would be redundant.

"belt500" wrote:

Well, after watching the Simpsons tonight, we finaly have an idea on what''s in The Box in the attic....Artie Ziff!

"Alexander" wrote:

That show is getting desperate.

belt, I was thinking the same thing when they were exploring the attic!

Damn, if this box doesn''t get opened. I will do something. I''m not sure what, possibly light something on fire. YOU. Or maybe YOU! Or maybe my head, but something will catch on fire I say!

Pshaw! Anyone with Angel Season One on DVD knows whats in the box.

Its a freakish libidoed, hot asian female demon with powers to burn people who is trying to free other females from her dimension who are being hunted so that they can be neutered.

"fangblackbone" wrote:

Pshaw! Anyone with Angel Season One on DVD knows whats in the box.

Its a freakish libidoed, hot asian female demon with powers to burn people who is trying to free other females from her dimension who are being hunted so that they can be neutered.

Murdered by lesbians is good.

"One_of_47" wrote:

This just screams for a web cam setup!

a-GREED!

Hmmm, I''m begining to think there really is no box. All those pictures are courtesy of Photoshop.

Countdown: 3 Weeks.