Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

Dr. Awkward''s lust for Beefy Joints aside, anybody else note the hot witness?

I have this box, in my attic, and uh......

Uh-oh, we got trouble now....

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anybody else note the hot witness?

I did. Man wish we had more conclusive evidence. Thusly I conclude that the envidence is inconclusive. (Translation: Sway Sucks)

Dr. Awkward''s lust for Beefy Joints aside

Joist. Joist I said. What kind of sick freak likes beefy joints??

Can you even roll beef that tightly?

We''ll have to check.

I''ll need 700 pounds of assorted meats, STAT!

"Dr_Awkward" wrote:
Dr. Awkward''s lust for Beefy Joints aside

Joist. Joist I said. What kind of sick freak likes beefy joints??

I don''t know, perhaps you should tell us, wierdo.

LOL! Just kiddin''

OMG you mean to tell me after 6 months of this he is STILL leading us on? OMG you mean to tell me Ill check this page every 5 minutes until I see whats in the damn box? ARRRGGGGGG

(edited after realizing what Sway has done)

He opened the box LAST night right?? Well I GOT IT! I live in Denver, where most people at sea level who have never been here think we are under 3 feet of snow all year round.

We have had just ONE snow storm all year with about 3-5 inches total. We have been praying and wishing that we would get some rain/snow/spit something to stop another terrible drought.

But thanks to Sway we HAVE SNOW! WHOOO.... Maybe my lawn will grow! Maybe our southern communities wont go up in flames like 2 years ago. ALL THANKS TO SWAY AND OPENING THE BOX!!!

God bless you swayman

In my book Sway is still a cockteasing bitch until I see a picture of what was in the box. After I see that picture, then he''ll just be a bitch. Sorry but rules are rules.

We have had just ONE snow storm all year

Yeah, that''ll happen when you have to look down to see the clouds.

He''s probably waiting for the deal with Fox to come through on the documentary. Then they''ll air three ""before"" episodes only to have the show cancelled. Then we''ll have to beg for the DVD.

Really? I thought he was going to get Geraldo to open it for him.

What I don''t like is that Certain people among us have been apprised as to the contents of the box in a decidedly non-bitchy, non-cockteasing manner. Being left on the outside makes me feel that I am somehow a second-rate video game enthusiast. It makes the glee with which I jumped from my bed on Friday morning seem false and pathetic.

It makes the glee with which I jumped from my bed on Friday morning seem false and pathetic.

Jumping out of bed with glee to know the contents of the box IS pathetic. No two ways about it

Alien13z, I could tell you what was in the box, but then I''d have to devour your brains.

Jumping out of bed with glee to know the contents of the box IS pathetic. No two ways about it

Why? That''s the whole fun of Christmas morning you evil, evil Canadian one.

"Farscry" wrote:

Alien13z, I could tell you what was in the box, but then I''d have to devour your brains.

Does this really matter? Sway has already eaten my heart.

Fear not, zombie friends. I''m not actually planning to drag this out much further. The problem is simply that, since those of us with digital cameras were too busy opening the box to remember to take a picture, I believe the only proof of the actual contents inside the box is on video. I sent the videographer back home this morning and he''s promised to find the clip for me.

I want to thank the Box Opening Support Squad for helping me out on Friday. I checked with them to make sure they were okay with being identified. You know the videographer as Pulse around these forums. The guy armed with the digital camera was belt500. My wife, Swaydora aka She Who Must Be Obeyed, provided illumination and biting sarcasm regarding my bravery.

If Pulse can''t get me the clip by Monday, I''ll just go ahead and post the pictures I have.

I will say this...inside the box was...another box! No lie! Do you guys hate me or what?

"Sway" wrote:

I will say this...inside the box was...another box! No lie! Do you guys hate me or what?

If you weren''t already dead, I''d kill you twice.

I like you more, the saga can continue!

So, despite her state of undeath along with the rest of the box crew, at least Sway can boast of his beautiful wife.

All too sad, for she will soon be widowed as we unleash our wrath upon the box opener!

Ugh, what a long freaking drive.

I have to say though, Sway and Swayla provided Pulse and I a wonderful habitat for the last few days...and an awesome time to boot.
I''d like to think that the world is a better place now with the box being opened and all but....after seeing my fortune totally thrown in the crapper during super mario party 4 last night, I''m more convinced than ever that we released an ancient evil.

Pulse is going to work on the video. I wouldn''t expect it today however, as he has to repent and recover through Easter Sunday.

Again, thanks Mr. and Mrs. S.

Oh, and Sway? ...........YA FIRED.

"Sway" wrote:

I will say this...inside the box was...another box! No lie!

So whas inside it? Another box? Will the cycle ever end?!

"Spleen" wrote:

You fools!!

Sway''s dead!!! The zombies got him!!!

Open your eyes to the truth!!!!
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Surely the last days are upon us!!

I love how Pulse was the only one not altered in this photo.

Spleen: Yeah, we have to make them look all freaky.
Spleen''s friend: Looks good, what about the guy on the right though.
Spleen: Nah, he looks freaky enough on his own.

Swaydora is even hotter with red eyes and blood everywhere. Ohhhhhhh... yeah!

It looks like the photo was taken from the stage of some seedy undead strip club. I wonder if the Britney Spears vampire from Bloodlines dances there...

"belt500" wrote:

I love how Pulse was the only one not altered in this photo.

Spleen: Yeah, we have to make them look all freaky.
Spleen''s friend: Looks good, what about the guy on the right though.
Spleen: Nah, he looks freaky enough on his own.

LOL! It''s true! That spooky look in his eyes is what gave me the whole idea in the first place!

I have laughed out loud at so many things in these threads the last few days.

belt500 wrote:
I love how Pulse was the only one not altered in this photo.

Spleen: Yeah, we have to make them look all freaky.
Spleen''s friend: Looks good, what about the guy on the right though.
Spleen: Nah, he looks freaky enough on his own.

LOL! It''s true! That spooky look in his eyes is what gave me the whole idea in the first place!

I have laughed out loud at so many things in these threads the last few days.

That''s not very nice Belt and Spleen. Is it wise to tease Evil?
BTW, I''ll let you know I have LOTS and LOTS of Heterosexual sex.

That''s not very nice Belt and Spleen. Is it wise to tease Evil?
BTW, I''ll let you know I have LOTS and LOTS of Heterosexual sex.

Having sex with dead women is necrophilia, not ""Heterosexual sex"".

Its kind of both if you think about it.