Alz wrote:I need to download this file, let me just log into my network "HP-PRINT-11-OFFICEJET PRO 8630" and get it.
Unsecured printers are the pranksters best friend. Start sending print jobs to it with nothing but caps-locked text explaining how the printer has gained sentience and needs it's human owner to free it from bondage.
I like the way you think. You and I would get along quite alright, I believe.
Jonman wrote:Alz wrote:I need to download this file, let me just log into my network "HP-PRINT-11-OFFICEJET PRO 8630" and get it.
Unsecured printers are the pranksters best friend. Start sending print jobs to it with nothing but caps-locked text explaining how the printer has gained sentience and needs it's human owner to free it from bondage.
I like the way you think. You and I would get along quite alright, I think.
For the finale, the last page should ask for someone to "Please insert love"
bhchrist wrote:Jonman wrote:Alz wrote:I need to download this file, let me just log into my network "HP-PRINT-11-OFFICEJET PRO 8630" and get it.
Unsecured printers are the pranksters best friend. Start sending print jobs to it with nothing but caps-locked text explaining how the printer has gained sentience and needs it's human owner to free it from bondage.
I like the way you think. You and I would get along quite alright, I think.
For the finale, the last page should ask for someone to "Please insert love"
Like that's not going to jam up the paper tray...
Jonman wrote:Alz wrote:I need to download this file, let me just log into my network "HP-PRINT-11-OFFICEJET PRO 8630" and get it.
Unsecured printers are the pranksters best friend. Start sending print jobs to it with nothing but caps-locked text explaining how the printer has gained sentience and needs it's human owner to free it from bondage.
I like the way you think. You and I would get along quite alright, I believe.
Right up until we're killed in the printer uprising, buddy.
bhchrist wrote:Jonman wrote:Alz wrote:I need to download this file, let me just log into my network "HP-PRINT-11-OFFICEJET PRO 8630" and get it.
Unsecured printers are the pranksters best friend. Start sending print jobs to it with nothing but caps-locked text explaining how the printer has gained sentience and needs it's human owner to free it from bondage.
I like the way you think. You and I would get along quite alright, I believe.
Right up until we're killed in the printer uprising, buddy.
Misread that, thought you said you killed off the printer uprising. I'd play that game...Not the one you describe. Unless I kill BHChrist by letting him have a long life and we drank copious amounts of homebrew and at his delicious food.
Well, isn't this just dandy. Group hug time.
One of these things is not like the others....
#oilybutts
Oh cute! Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down... SCROLL UP, SCROLL UP!
One of these things is not like the others....
#oilybutts
Oilypenguin is a long-running and established member of this site, and he deserves more respect than this, sir.
...Does he?
All I can hear in my head is the squeaking noise made by several balloons being rubbed against each other D:
manta173 wrote:One of these things is not like the others....
#oilybutts
Oilypenguin is a long-running and established member of this site, and he deserves more respect than this, sir.
Oh, no. He definitely deserves to be called oilybutts from now on.
MilkmanDanimal wrote:manta173 wrote:One of these things is not like the others....
#oilybutts
Oilypenguin is a long-running and established member of this site, and he deserves more respect than this, sir.
Oh, no. He definitely deserves to be called oilybutts from now on.
Which IS treating him with more respect. Who doesn't love an oily butt?
Well, isn't this just dandy. Group hug time.
ClockworkHouse wrote:MilkmanDanimal wrote:manta173 wrote:One of these things is not like the others....
#oilybutts
Oilypenguin is a long-running and established member of this site, and he deserves more respect than this, sir.
Oh, no. He definitely deserves to be called oilybutts from now on.
Which IS treating him with more respect. Who doesn't love an oily butt?
Yeah no, that's about what I can expect around here.
That made me lol, Mavz
Let's ask Oilypenguin now. Just have to find him:
ClockworkHouse wrote:MilkmanDanimal wrote:manta173 wrote:One of these things is not like the others....
#oilybutts
Oilypenguin is a long-running and established member of this site, and he deserves more respect than this, sir.
Oh, no. He definitely deserves to be called oilybutts from now on.
Which IS treating him with more respect. Who doesn't love an oily butt?
Well, I've never met him, so I can't comment on the quality of his butt. I'll just have to take your word for it.
Let's ask Oilypenguin now. Just have to find him:
Man, Penguin Fight Club is intense.
It's easy. Finger -> butt and find the oily one.
Donald & Hobbes:
More.
While I agree with the sentiment, this probably belongs in one of the D&D threads.
While I agree with the sentiment, this probably belongs in one of the D&D threads.
Agreed, also sad to see someone ruining Calvin and Hobbes.
Let's ask Oilypenguin now. Just have to find him:
I think he just...
...slipped out.
Rahmen wrote:Let's ask Oilypenguin now. Just have to find him:
I think he just...
...slipped out.
Did firey toot from his oily butt just set off that explosion? Sure looks like it.
Rahmen wrote:Let's ask Oilypenguin now. Just have to find him:
I think he just...
...slipped out.
Yeah, it's a tornado, but the HOA will *kill* me if I don't get this grass cut...
Not a strong swimmer
Hey, you. I know you. I know you.
Yeah, it's a tornado, but the HOA will *kill* me if I don't get this grass cut...
My first reaction when I saw that story yesterday was: IT'S NOT EVEN HIS FRONT YARD!
That tornado is miles away and probably moving parallel to his house. There's really no point in taking shelter.
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