Post a picture, entertain me!

I now want to get a job in the bidet factory, just so I can surreptitiously switch the labels for "Vortex" and "Dry".

Dear god I hope I never have dry hardened feces in my bowels. Seems to me the only place anyone should ever find dry hardened feces is inside a fossil.

Yonder wrote:

I can kinda sorta understand why they didn't want a button labelled "enema", but the first time you press that vortex button is going to be a hell of a surprise.

One of the first lessons I learned in Japan: when going to the toilet, before doing ANYTHING else, figure out where the STOP/CANCEL button is on their remote control panel (and yes, just about every toilet in Japan has a remote control panel).

Why does the feminine button depict a head of hair? Aren't bidets for the opposite end?

sometimesdee wrote:

Why does the feminine button depict a head of hair? Aren't bidets for the opposite end?

That's not hair. That's a pink... cloud...

ABORT: Brain will not go further.

Oh, and "Anal Vortex" is my Blood on the Dance Floor cover band.

Okay. This thread is over. We have reached the pinnacle, there is no point in continuing.

Hypatian wrote:

Okay. This thread is over. We have reached the pinnacle, there is no point in continuing.

IMAGE(http://thevacationgals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fr-vortex.jpg)

Tanglebones wrote:
Hypatian wrote:

Okay. This thread is over. We have reached the pinnacle, there is no point in continuing.

IMAGE(http://thevacationgals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fr-vortex.jpg)

they look like they're caught in an anal vortex

Chairman_Mao wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Hypatian wrote:

Okay. This thread is over. We have reached the pinnacle, there is no point in continuing.

IMAGE(http://thevacationgals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fr-vortex.jpg)

they look like they're caught in an anal vortex

*cue guitar solo*

IMAGE(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/11057631_1025591267460149_5943987629583055598_o.jpg)

I think this is for NSMike .. ok it's really great for the whole world! Facebook God is really making a splash, and I couldn't be happier.

Dakuna wrote:

IMAGE(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/11057631_1025591267460149_5943987629583055598_o.jpg)

I think this is for NSMike .. ok it's really great for the whole world! Facebook God is really making a splash, and I couldn't be happier.

no clue what game that is, but I wholeheartedly agree with the chat dialogue.

ARK: Survival Evolved

Photobombing!

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/bgyVk9l.jpg)

You can't not get the Jaws theme stuck in your head after seeing that.

Is that real? Are they dead?

I think I have seen that shark in other photos before so I am 99% sure it is fake but so well done.

farley3k wrote:

Photobombing!

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/bgyVk9l.jpg)

No need for the anal vortex if you turned around and saw that behind you...

m0nk3yboy wrote:

No need for the anal vortex if you turned around and saw that behind you...

Might suck the shark right up in there...

Made me think of this

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/OiL8J.jpg)

m0nk3yboy wrote:
farley3k wrote:

Photobombing!

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/bgyVk9l.jpg)

No need for the anal vortex if you turned around and saw that behind you...

The shark is actually in line for the anal vortex.

Unless the shark is a product of the anal vortex!

And the origin of Sharknado is revealed...

Shark --> Butt?

BlackSabre wrote:

Shark --> Butt?

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/E6hGBmN.jpg)

Hoo-HAA-HAAH!

/slow clap

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/V148NkPl.jpg)

LouZiffer wrote:
BlackSabre wrote:

Shark --> Butt?

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/E6hGBmN.jpg)

Hoo-HAA-HAAH!

...aaaannnnnnnd THERE'S my big laugh for the day. Thank you!

Where is the +1 or like button when you need it BadKen?

BadKen wrote:

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/V148NkPl.jpg)

Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!